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    How to maintain your cool

    Some times after hours and hours and hours and weeks and weeks and weeks of work, your mind explodes and you just feel ****ed off at every thing.

    HOW DO YOU COOL OFF!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pratyush
    Some times after hours and hours and hours and weeks and weeks and weeks of work, your mind explodes and you just feel ****ed off at every thing.

    HOW DO YOU COOL OFF!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    I don't make threads about Nursery Rhymes
    Right!


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    OK settle down Pratyush, I was kidding. One thing you learn around here is that you DON'T give me an opportunity. It's like pulling down your pants and presenting in a safari animal enclosure.

    Anyway, I don't cool off. Simple as that. I just let everyone around me have a piece of the action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    Anyway, I don't cool off. Simple as that. I just let everyone around me have a piece of the action.
    I'm pretty certain that's the first time homosexual group sex has been advocated on CW!

    Constantly breaking new ground, we are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    I'm pretty certain that's the first time homosexual group sex has been advocated on CW!

    Constantly breaking new ground, we are!
    I will note to maintain safe distance from Casson in ALL circumstances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    I'm pretty certain that's the first time homosexual group sex has been advocated on CW!

    Constantly breaking new ground, we are!
    *snort* Someone has a very, very dirty mind and a very short thought-to-keyboard time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
    *snort* Someone has a very, very dirty mind and a very short thought-to-keyboard time!
    It's a combination of years of practice & having a report to write. I'm prepared to do anything rather some actual work! Finding allusions to recondite practices involving members of one's own gender included!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pratyush
    How to maintain your cool?
    Best tip - don't f*cking ask me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    I'm pretty certain that's the first time homosexual group sex has been advocated on CW!

    Constantly breaking new ground, we are!
    I've got no riposte; I've been ripped, shut down and **** on.

    Well played, Brumby.

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    Im an absolute liability on the sports field when things aren't going my way...

    I go from friendly, cool minded guy, to an arrogant and embaressing liability.. Its happening too often now and could seriously hamper my development..

    If somebody knows how to sort it out.. I'd be all ears..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Im an absolute liability on the sports field when things aren't going my way...

    I go from friendly, cool minded guy, to an arrogant and embaressing liability.. Its happening too often now and could seriously hamper my development..

    If somebody knows how to sort it out.. I'd be all ears..
    Don't ask me; I'm the same, and I don't even play competitive sport!

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    I love a good banter on a cricket field..

    Btw..to maintain your cool...
    Think about good times...., Think about sex...., Pour Cold Water over your head..
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