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    Please fill up this application.

    Hello, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

    Please fill up this form to become a guest.

    Last name: ________________
    First name: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Billy-Bob
    (_) Billy-Joe
    (_) Billy-Ray
    (_) Billy-Sue
    (_) Billy-Mae
    (_) Billy-Jack

    What does everyone call you?
    (_) Booger
    (_) Bubba
    (_) Junior
    (_) Sissy
    (_) Other___________________
    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) _____ Not sure
    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

    Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
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    (_) Mechanic
    (_) Hair Dresser
    (_) Unemployed
    (_) Dirty Politician
    (_) Preacher
    (_) Strip Dancer
    (_) Hooker

    Spouse's Name:_________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name:______________________
    3rd Spouse's Name:______________________
    Lover's Name:___________________________

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    Number of children living in household: _____
    Number of children living in shed: ______
    Numbers that are yours: ______

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    Father's Name: _______________________
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    Total number of vehicles you own: ___
    Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
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    Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

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    Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____
    Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

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    (_) Monthly
    (_) Not Applicable

    Colour of eyes:
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    (_) Clairol

    Colour of teeth:
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    (_) Brown
    (_) Black
    (_) N/A

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    (_)Red-Man

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    (_) 1 mile
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    (_) Just a whoop-and-a-holler!
    (_) road?

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    I think the username says it all...

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    Is anyone going to fill it in??
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    Nice piece of work there Mr Crazy.

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    'How many times have you seen Elvis in a UFO',

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    Seen it before.

    One question though: what would you like me to fill up your application with, ReallyCrazy? Diesel or Petroleum Distillate?
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    this is just stupid...... what is the point of this thread

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    this is stupid :P
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    Haha, brilliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris.hinton
    this is just stupid...... what is the point of this thread

    Well the point is...I want to make a difference. Couples break up on my show all the time, and I wanted to do something to help these people move on to new relationships and rebuild their lives after their nationally-televised humiliation.

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    Someone's having delusional feelings of grandeur. No offence, but what's with this Springer Role Playing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by masterblaster
    Someone's having delusional feelings of grandeur. No offence, but what's with this Springer Role Playing?
    you're welcome.

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