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    stomach pains

    i'm feeling really uncomfortable at the moment. perhaps i should brush my teeth
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    I always get these stomach pains when you go on thread-starting tirades, Nibbs... like I'm going to throw up.
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    Go take a shower with cold water smash your head twice in the wall to stop the headech clean the toilet with the brush before brushing your teeth
    Bob is very insane stay away from him

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    Quote Originally Posted by cricket player
    Go take a shower with cold water smash your head twice in the wall to stop the headech clean the toilet with the brush before brushing your teeth
    I would second that, absolutely top class advice (!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    I always get these stomach pains when you go on thread-starting tirades, Nibbs... like I'm going to throw up.
    oh. good for you man

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    Nah nibbs get some hottie over and explain your problem.. Don't listen to these fakers..
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    maybe i should use the...i cry myself to sleep line again. fantastic line btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nibbs
    maybe i should use the...i cry myself to sleep line again. fantastic line btw.
    Yeah, even better is...

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    Go take a shower with cold water smash your head twice in the wall to stop the headech clean the toilet with the brush before brushing your teeth
    Really Bob, so thats what you do instead of going to the GP or your mum like most people would..
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    Stomach Pains? You haven't been on the bleach again have you mate, I told you before it's not good for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich2001
    Stomach Pains? You haven't been on the bleach again have you mate, I told you before it's not good for you
    I drank bleach once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    I drank bleach once.
    What would possibly make you want to do that, I hate the smell of it so wouldn't be likly to drink the stuff?

    Was you drinking at the time and was dared to or somthing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich2001
    Stomach Pains? You haven't been on the bleach again have you mate, I told you before it's not good for you

    haha, nah man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich2001
    What would possibly make you want to do that, I hate the smell of it so wouldn't be likly to drink the stuff?

    Was you drinking at the time and was dared to or somthing?
    No I was not. I was under the impression that it was... not bleach. And I was four.

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