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    A Welsh rugby fan has reportedly cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.

    Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the Daily Mirror reported today.

    Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

    But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

    Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

    Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

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    As you do....

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    Where did you find that article???
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    OMG what a moron...


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    Gee, the girls must be lining up for that guy.

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    This has already been posted in the 'Six-Nations' Thread.. Different article same story... Good story though...lol
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    I was trying to decide if I was hungry enough to go get some food, this thread has solved that problem for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_
    I was trying to decide if I was hungry enough to go get some food, this thread has solved that problem for me.
    Take it your scoffing something down then?
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    haha i saw this story on smh! well he sure showed his mates who the cleverest one was!

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    Im lost for words.

    I really shouldn't but
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    Quote Originally Posted by a massive zebra


    Im lost for words.

    I really shouldn't but
    lol yeah. can you say 'what the hell did i do last night?'

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    I dunno if anyone is familiar with the Darwin Awards, but it sounds like Geoff has a fair argument for inclusion!

    They’re an internet award named after Charles Darwin who “salute the improvement of the human genome by honouring those who accidentally kill themselves or remove their DNA from the gene pool in really stupid ways.”

    In the "honourable mentions" (ie should've killed themselves, but didn't) section check out "Scrotum Self-Repair" for more knacker-related hilarity:

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    something just occured to me, and, this may be just me, but castrating one's self seems to be more something youd do if your team lost, rather than won. just doesnt seem very celebratory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    something just occured to me, and, this may be just me, but castrating one's self seems to be more something youd do if your team lost, rather than won. just doesnt seem very celebratory.
    I fear you're attempting to apply logic; something that was sadly absent from Geoff's thought-process!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    I dunno if anyone is familiar with the Darwin Awards, but it sounds like Geoff has a fair argument for inclusion!

    They’re an internet award named after Charles Darwin who “salute the improvement of the human genome by honouring those who accidentally kill themselves or remove their DNA from the gene pool in really stupid ways.”

    In the "honourable mentions" (ie should've killed themselves, but didn't) section check out "Scrotum Self-Repair" for more knacker-related hilarity:

    http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
    yes! i love that site. dont they also have that guy who tried to steal a lobster by putting it his pants??

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