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    Going to committ...

    Guys im so ****ed off tonight, i feel like committing murder! Ok to start off with my jerk of a brother deleted all my saved school work off the computer plus, some private stuff too! Ive got a cold, my foots sore. And now my MSN doesnt work... Not to mention, hassle off my mom coz of my stupid school putting me down as absent many times, even when i was there...
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    Murder is a bit extreme piper, though if you do resort to that please murder ashley cole, cheque in the post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Guys im so ****ed off tonight, i feel like committing murder! Ok to start off with my jerk of a brother deleted all my saved school work off the computer plus, some private stuff too! Ive got a cold, my foots sore. And now my MSN doesnt work... Not to mention, hassle off my mom coz of my stupid school putting me down as absent many times, even when i was there...
    Sorry you're so f***ed off with the world Pipes. Clout your brother with your good foot!

    Without wishing to stereotype, is your, er, special friend visiting you just now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Without wishing to stereotype, is your, er, special friend visiting you just now?
    Wonderfully subtle brumby, .

    With regards your avatar i think you should change it back. I don't like that brooding alpha morrison, picture is a bit evil. Not that my opinion counts for much!


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    Quote Originally Posted by twctopcat
    With regards your avatar i think you should change it back. I don't like that brooding alpha morrison, picture is a bit evil. Not that my opinion counts for much!
    He does look a bit miffed with life doesn't he? Must be horrible being young, rich & beautiful & having everyone want to have sex with you!!

    I was just listening to my old Best of... & thought (remembered really) what a great band they were.

    Suggestion noted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    He does look a bit miffed with life doesn't he? Must be horrible being young, rich & beautiful & having everyone want to have sex with you!!

    I was just listening to my old Best of... & thought (remembered really) what a great band they were.

    Suggestion noted!
    Great music but the pic just seemed menacing and evil, doesn't quite go with you, but ignore my ramblings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Sorry you're so f***ed off with the world Pipes. Clout your brother with your good foot!

    Without wishing to stereotype, is your, er, special friend visiting you just now?
    Its ok but im confused whos my special friend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twctopcat
    Murder is a bit extreme piper, though if you do resort to that please murder ashley cole, cheque in the post.
    If youd pay me to kill Wayne Rooney, id do it for free lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Sam I feel a pearl of wisdom coming along, something to say that would brighten up your day no end.. But it just hasn't come to me yet...
    Just keep thinking Rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Its ok but im confused whos my special friend?
    Oh God.

    Um.

    Ask twctopcat. He knows what I mean!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Its ok but im confused whos my special friend?
    Leave this to you brumby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Oh God.

    Um.

    Ask twctopcat. He knows what I mean!
    What was your lovely cricket euphemism???

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    Well piper at least your not horace! :

    Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
    Horace ate himself one day.
    He didn't stop to say his grace,
    He just sat down and ate his face.
    "We can't have this his Dad declared,
    "If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
    But even as he spoke they saw
    Horace eating more and more:
    First his legs and then his thighs,
    His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
    "Stop him someone!" Mother cried
    "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
    But all too late, for they were gone,
    And he had started on his dong...
    "Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns
    "You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
    Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
    But Horace was on his second course:
    His liver and his lights and lung,
    His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
    "To think I raised him from the cot
    And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
    His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
    What's left won't even make a stew..."
    And as she wept, her son was seen
    To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
    And there he lay: a boy no more,
    Just a stomach, on the floor...
    None the less, since it was his
    They ate it - that's what haggis is.

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