Pick Up Lines - The Good, The Bad and the Slap-Worthy

LongHopCassidy · 31-01-2005, 01:29 AM

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

(Licks finger and touches her dress) "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

"I'm not Fred Flintstone bud I can make your Bedrock!"

Unleash your sleazy sides!

Mr Casson · 31-01-2005, 01:36 AM

This thread is going be champs with Brumbs on the scene...

bryce · 31-01-2005, 01:38 AM

not to mention voltman...

Linda · 31-01-2005, 01:42 AM

I dont think a pick-up line can be slap-worthy as such. Perhaps more raised eyebrow followed by a patronising laugh and a get-away-from-me-you-freak worthy.

Hoggy31 · 31-01-2005, 01:46 AM

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? ......Fertilized?"

LongHopCassidy · 31-01-2005, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoggy31

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? ......Fertilized?"

Give me an L!

Give me an M!

Give me an A!

Give Me an O!

What does it spell?

Smudge · 31-01-2005, 03:20 AM

"Hi"

LongHopCassidy · 31-01-2005, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltman

"Hi"

My favourite.

Smudge · 31-01-2005, 03:23 AM

"Here's 20 cents, go and ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."

andyc · 31-01-2005, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltman

"Here's 20 cents, go and ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."

lmao.
"i know where saddams hiding his weapons of mass destruction... in my pants"

Beleg · 31-01-2005, 04:53 AM

That's deserving of Linda's 'patronising laugh and a get-away-from-me-you-freak worthy' look.

Pratters · 31-01-2005, 05:49 AM

EDIT: The swear word filter is not to be abused

BoyBrumby · 31-01-2005, 11:23 AM

"Do you have mirrors on your shoes? 'Cos I can see myself in your knickers!"

"Do you like jewels? Well suck my c*ck, it's a gem!" or "Do you like fruit? Suck my c*ck, it's a peach"

"Please, I'm desperate."

"How much then? Oh, sorry love, with that skirt I thought you were a pro."

"Go on, I'll give you a fiver."

"All right, we'll make it a tenner, but you'd better swallow."

"Well, I've tried it on with all your attractive mates & they reckon you're a sure thing."

"I'm a virgin, well technically. Actually I'm gay, but I think you could convert me; you look kinda like a bloke." &, my personal favourite:

"Of course, the really interesting thing about having Herpes is..."

Blewy · 31-01-2005, 11:39 AM

* "Is your dad a theif, Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

* "I've heard sex is a killer, Wanna Die happy??"

* "Excuse me, im new in town. Can i have directions to your place?"

* "Am i cute enough yet, Or do you need more to drink?"

* "You know what would look great on you?? Me!"

* "I think i need to call heaven cause they've lost one of their angels"

* "Is your name Gillette? Cuz your the best a man can get"

* "If you were a booger, i'd pick you"

* (Handing her a sugar packet) "I think you dropped your name tag"

* "If i followed you home would you keep me?"

* Do you believe in love at 1st sight, or should i walk past again...

Jamee999 · 31-01-2005, 11:43 AM

How you doin'

The Joey.

31-01-2005, 01:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr Casson Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 9,653	This thread is going be champs with Brumbs on the scene... __________________ 'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain. - Wilkins Micawber

31-01-2005, 01:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
bryce International Regular Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Hamilton,NZ Posts: 3,370	not to mention voltman... __________________ ODI XI to match the best 1.Ryder 2.McCullum+ 3.Guptill 4.Taylor 5.Broom 6.Oram 7.Elliott 8.Vettori* 9.Mills 10.Southee 11.Bond ringaz_ride@hotmail.com To answer your question, yes Thanks? METEORIC RISE ?

31-01-2005, 01:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Linda International Vice-Captain Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Perth, West Aus Posts: 4,705	I dont think a pick-up line can be slap-worthy as such. Perhaps more raised eyebrow followed by a patronising laugh and a get-away-from-me-you-freak worthy. __________________ "I know I underperformed but after the past 18 months I thought I might have received more than four Test matches' grace." - DR Martyn. "Is there any way to make it longer?" Peter English on Twenty20 Official Face of the v. hip 'Twenty20 Is Boring Society'

31-01-2005, 01:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
Hoggy31 International Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: alanis morrissette Posts: 6,177	"How do you like your eggs in the morning? ......Fertilized?" __________________ penis Dream XI: M Hyder, J Linker, M Clock, S Wetsin, A Simms, A Golcrhist, B Hugg, S Worde, B Leap, J Giuseppe, G MacGrith

31-01-2005, 03:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Smudge Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellywood Posts: 16,551	"Hi" __________________ What do you mean?

31-01-2005, 03:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
Smudge Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellywood Posts: 16,551	"Here's 20 cents, go and ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."

31-01-2005, 04:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Beleg International Regular Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,400	That's deserving of Linda's 'patronising laugh and a get-away-from-me-you-freak worthy' look.

31-01-2005, 05:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
Pratters Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kolkata, India Posts: 20,794	EDIT: The swear word filter is not to be abused Last edited by Neil Pickup; 31-01-2005 at 08:21 AM.

31-01-2005, 11:23 AM	#13 (permalink)
BoyBrumby Englishman Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Doing the stance Posts: 42,564	"Do you have mirrors on your shoes? 'Cos I can see myself in your knickers!" "Do you like jewels? Well suck my cck, it's a gem!" or "Do you like fruit? Suck my cck, it's a peach" "Please, I'm desperate." "How much then? Oh, sorry love, with that skirt I thought you were a pro." "Go on, I'll give you a fiver." "All right, we'll make it a tenner, but you'd better swallow." "Well, I've tried it on with all your attractive mates & they reckon you're a sure thing." "I'm a virgin, well technically. Actually I'm gay, but I think you could convert me; you look kinda like a bloke." &, my personal favourite: "Of course, the really interesting thing about having Herpes is..." __________________ *- As featured in The Independent.* "This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers." - Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads

31-01-2005, 11:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
Blewy Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Your house Posts: 9,964	* "Is your dad a theif, Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" * "I've heard sex is a killer, Wanna Die happy??" * "Excuse me, im new in town. Can i have directions to your place?" * "Am i cute enough yet, Or do you need more to drink?" * "You know what would look great on you?? Me!" * "I think i need to call heaven cause they've lost one of their angels" * "Is your name Gillette? Cuz your the best a man can get" * "If you were a booger, i'd pick you" * (Handing her a sugar packet) "I think you dropped your name tag" * "If i followed you home would you keep me?" * Do you believe in love at 1st sight, or should i walk past again...

31-01-2005, 11:43 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jamee999 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leicestershire, UK Posts: 15,065	How you doin' The Joey. __________________ Or something. RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006

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