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    Pick Up Lines - The Good, The Bad and the Slap-Worthy

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    This thread is going be champs with Brumbs on the scene...
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    not to mention voltman...
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    I dont think a pick-up line can be slap-worthy as such. Perhaps more raised eyebrow followed by a patronising laugh and a get-away-from-me-you-freak worthy.

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    "How do you like your eggs in the morning? ......Fertilized?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggy31
    "How do you like your eggs in the morning? ......Fertilized?"
    Give me an L!

    Give me an M!

    Give me an A!

    Give Me an O!

    What does it spell?

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    "Hi"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    "Hi"
    My favourite.

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    "Here's 20 cents, go and ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    "Here's 20 cents, go and ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight."
    lmao.
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    That's deserving of Linda's 'patronising laugh and a get-away-from-me-you-freak worthy' look.

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    EDIT: The swear word filter is not to be abused
    Last edited by Neil Pickup; 31-01-2005 at 09:21 AM.

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    "Do you have mirrors on your shoes? 'Cos I can see myself in your knickers!"

    "Do you like jewels? Well suck my c*ck, it's a gem!" or "Do you like fruit? Suck my c*ck, it's a peach"

    "Please, I'm desperate."

    "How much then? Oh, sorry love, with that skirt I thought you were a pro."

    "Go on, I'll give you a fiver."

    "All right, we'll make it a tenner, but you'd better swallow."

    "Well, I've tried it on with all your attractive mates & they reckon you're a sure thing."

    "I'm a virgin, well technically. Actually I'm gay, but I think you could convert me; you look kinda like a bloke." &, my personal favourite:

    "Of course, the really interesting thing about having Herpes is..."
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    * "Is your dad a theif, Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

    * "I've heard sex is a killer, Wanna Die happy??"

    * "Excuse me, im new in town. Can i have directions to your place?"

    * "Am i cute enough yet, Or do you need more to drink?"

    * "You know what would look great on you?? Me!"

    * "I think i need to call heaven cause they've lost one of their angels"

    * "Is your name Gillette? Cuz your the best a man can get"

    * "If you were a booger, i'd pick you"

    * (Handing her a sugar packet) "I think you dropped your name tag"

    * "If i followed you home would you keep me?"

    * Do you believe in love at 1st sight, or should i walk past again...

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    How you doin'

    The Joey.
    Or something.

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