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    Just been watching this for the first time in ages. Am I right in thinking young Zoe is lying to her boyfriend that she's pregnant so he'll stay with her, yet she's not actually pregnant, so she's screwing his dad?!?! Jesus Christ, how in on earth have the script writers got away with this?! Surely this isn't the sort of storyline that should be shown at tea time. I feel sick.

    This is utterly disgraceful, truly unbelievable and sickening - I can't believe the fact that they broadcast such programs on national TV. Quite simply, it sums up all that is wrong with TV these days. Shocking. The story writers are really scraping the barrell. The public fund the BBC and just look how they spend their money.

    It appears we have had our homes invaded by America's powerful liberal/communist elite who would like nothing more than to spread their immorality, in the form of promiscuity and drugs, into your living rooms. I strongly suggest throwing your TV's out the window. Having said that, it does portray general life and going ons in the East End of London to a degree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a massive zebra
    Just been watching this for the first time in ages. Am I right in thinking young Zoe is lying to her boyfriend that she's pregnant so he'll stay with her, yet she's not actually pregnant, so she's screwing his dad?!?! Jesus Christ, how in on earth have the script writers got away with this?! Surely this isn't the sort of storyline that should be shown at tea time. I feel sick.

    This is utterly disgraceful, truly unbelievable and sickening - I can't believe the fact that they broadcast such programs on national TV. Quite simply, it sums up all that is wrong with TV these days. Shocking. The story writers are really scraping the barrell. The public fund the BBC and just look how they spend their money.

    It appears we have had our homes invaded by America's powerful liberal/communist elite who would like nothing more than to spread their immorality, in the form of promiscuity and drugs, into your living rooms. I strongly suggest throwing your TV's out the window. Having said that, it does portray general life and going ons in the East End of London to a degree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Mary?

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    Blimey, we all thought you were dead, love! How's hell, anyway? Warm?
    LOL. But seriously though - who hasnt had a g/f who wanted to get pregnant so you'd stay with them and is so desperate for you that she'd sleep with your father in order to get pregnant.

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    Absolute garbage and a total waste of public money IMO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a massive zebra
    Absolute garbage and a total waste of public money IMO.
    Probably true, but 10 million plus folk still watch it (of which I'm not one, I hasten to add).

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    True, but the chavs lap it up don't they..
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    Because none of it ever happens in real life...
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    Why don't we have Heartbeat 24 hours a day instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
    Because none of it ever happens in real life...
    You'd be surprised... How do you think everyone in Bridgwater has the same surname?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    You'd be surprised... How do you think everyone in Bridgwater has the same surname?
    My point exactly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
    My point exactly!
    Sorry, totally missed the sarcasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup
    Why don't we have Heartbeat 24 hours a day instead?
    Ugh Heartbeat is like ITV's version of Last of the Summer Wine, aimed at the chronic amnesiacs - same 'plot' every episode and yet it's been on TV for year after year.

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    They should just put a test card up with George Bush and Tony Blair scraping sh*t out of a big barrel with "BBC" on it..

    Although credit for them for not showing any big brother, ever..

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    go Zoe!!! It'd be funny imo if she had her boyfriend's dad's baby then told her boyfriend that it was his. hilarity would ensue for sure



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