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Old 11-01-2005, 09:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Worst Joke You Ever Heard/Unleashed upon This Sorry World

Title says it all.

My teacher was talking about the shrinking need for maths teachers, when I let go with "Their days are numbered."

True story.

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Old 11-01-2005, 09:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lol. I hope someone laughed, because that could've been very embaressing.
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Old 11-01-2005, 09:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My tech teacher one day just blurted out, "I take my glue sticks swimming with me", and expected people to laugh
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^ Damn, I was gonna say 'poo'.
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If poo was the answer then it would actually be funny and a better joke!
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've got one.

Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I've got one.

Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.
Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





A fridge.


What's red and invisible?




No tomatoes.


OK, I'll stop now.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.
LOL wtf? That makes them completely different!
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





A fridge.


What's red and invisible?




No tomatoes.


OK, I'll stop now.
lmao. I actually find these jokes funny
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Two elephants fell off a cliff, bang bang!

To tell you the truth, im not even sure if thats meant to be a joke...
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Some of dizzys in the cricket humour forum
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:56 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

It was to heavy....
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Why was Roger paralysed....?

...Cos Roger was a sponge
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