Worst Joke You Ever Heard/Unleashed upon This Sorry World

LongHopCassidy · 11-01-2005, 09:32 PM

Title says it all.

My teacher was talking about the shrinking need for maths teachers, when I let go with "Their days are numbered."

True story.

Put those guns down.

Buddhmaster · 11-01-2005, 09:40 PM

Lol. I hope someone laughed, because that could've been very embaressing.

James90 · 11-01-2005, 09:45 PM

My tech teacher one day just blurted out, "I take my glue sticks swimming with me", and expected people to laugh

_Ed_ · 11-01-2005, 11:18 PM

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Mr Casson · 11-01-2005, 11:19 PM

^ Damn, I was gonna say 'poo'.

_Ed_ · 11-01-2005, 11:21 PM

If poo was the answer then it would actually be funny and a better joke!

Mr Casson · 11-01-2005, 11:23 PM

I've got one.

Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.

Adamc · 12-01-2005, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Casson

I've got one.

Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.

Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.

Smudge · 12-01-2005, 12:44 AM

What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?

A fridge.

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

OK, I'll stop now.

Mr Casson · 12-01-2005, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamc

Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.

LOL wtf? That makes them completely different!

Buddhmaster · 12-01-2005, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltman

What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?

A fridge.

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

OK, I'll stop now.

lmao. I actually find these jokes funny

benchmark00 · 12-01-2005, 02:54 AM

Two elephants fell off a cliff, bang bang!

To tell you the truth, im not even sure if thats meant to be a joke...

GotSpin · 12-01-2005, 02:55 AM

Some of dizzys in the cricket humour forum

GotSpin · 12-01-2005, 02:56 AM

Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

It was to heavy....

James90 · 12-01-2005, 02:58 AM

Why was Roger paralysed....?

...Cos Roger was a sponge

11-01-2005, 09:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
LongHopCassidy International Captain Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: www.edcowan.com Posts: 5,054	Worst Joke You Ever Heard/Unleashed upon This Sorry World Title says it all. My teacher was talking about the shrinking need for maths teachers, when I let go with "Their days are numbered." True story. Put those guns down.

11-01-2005, 11:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr Casson Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 9,653	^ Damn, I was gonna say 'poo'. __________________ 'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain. - Wilkins Micawber

12-01-2005, 12:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Smudge Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellywood Posts: 16,551	What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you? A fridge. What's red and invisible? No tomatoes. OK, I'll stop now. __________________ What do you mean?

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Buddhmaster International Captain Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Same place as the Ashes Posts: 5,615	Lol. I hope someone laughed, because that could've been very embaressing.

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_Ed_ Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Auckland, Aotearoa Posts: 19,102	What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Mr Casson Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 9,653	I've got one. Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.

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