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    Worst Joke You Ever Heard/Unleashed upon This Sorry World

    Title says it all.

    My teacher was talking about the shrinking need for maths teachers, when I let go with "Their days are numbered."

    True story.

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    Lol. I hope someone laughed, because that could've been very embaressing.

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    My tech teacher one day just blurted out, "I take my glue sticks swimming with me", and expected people to laugh
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    ^ Damn, I was gonna say 'poo'.
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    If poo was the answer then it would actually be funny and a better joke!

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    I've got one.

    Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    I've got one.

    Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.
    Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.

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    What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





    A fridge.


    What's red and invisible?




    No tomatoes.


    OK, I'll stop now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamc
    Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.
    LOL wtf? That makes them completely different!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





    A fridge.


    What's red and invisible?




    No tomatoes.


    OK, I'll stop now.
    lmao. I actually find these jokes funny

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    Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

    It was to heavy....

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