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  1. 11-01-2005, 09:32 PM #1
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    Worst Joke You Ever Heard/Unleashed upon This Sorry World

    Title says it all.

    My teacher was talking about the shrinking need for maths teachers, when I let go with "Their days are numbered."

    True story.

    Put those guns down.
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  2. 11-01-2005, 09:40 PM #2
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    Lol. I hope someone laughed, because that could've been very embaressing.
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    My tech teacher one day just blurted out, "I take my glue sticks swimming with me", and expected people to laugh
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  4. 11-01-2005, 11:18 PM #4
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  5. 11-01-2005, 11:19 PM #5
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    ^ Damn, I was gonna say 'poo'.
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  6. 11-01-2005, 11:21 PM #6
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    If poo was the answer then it would actually be funny and a better joke!
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  7. 11-01-2005, 11:23 PM #7
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    I've got one.

    Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.
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  8. 12-01-2005, 12:08 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    I've got one.

    Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.
    Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.
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  9. 12-01-2005, 12:44 AM #9
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    What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





    A fridge.


    What's red and invisible?




    No tomatoes.


    OK, I'll stop now.
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  10. 12-01-2005, 12:57 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamc
    Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.
    LOL wtf? That makes them completely different!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman
    What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





    A fridge.


    What's red and invisible?




    No tomatoes.


    OK, I'll stop now.
    lmao. I actually find these jokes funny
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    Two elephants fell off a cliff, bang bang!

    To tell you the truth, im not even sure if thats meant to be a joke...
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  13. 12-01-2005, 02:55 AM #13
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    Some of dizzys in the cricket humour forum
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    Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

    It was to heavy....
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    Why was Roger paralysed....?

    ...Cos Roger was a sponge
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