Worst Joke You Ever Heard/Unleashed upon This Sorry World
 

Title says it all.

My teacher was talking about the shrinking need for maths teachers, when I let go with "Their days are numbered."

True story.

Put those guns down.

Lol. I hope someone laughed, because that could've been very embaressing.

My tech teacher one day just blurted out, "I take my glue sticks swimming with me", and expected people to laugh

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

^ Damn, I was gonna say 'poo'.

If poo was the answer then it would actually be funny and a better joke!

I've got one.

Why did Peter fall off his bike? Because he was a loaf a bread.

Heard that joke before, only last time the answer was 'because someone threw a fridge at him'.

What's white, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?





A fridge.


What's red and invisible?




No tomatoes.


OK, I'll stop now.

LOL wtf? That makes them completely different!

lmao. I actually find these jokes funny

Two elephants fell off a cliff, bang bang!

To tell you the truth, im not even sure if thats meant to be a joke...

Some of dizzys in the cricket humour forum :)

Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?

It was to heavy....

Why was Roger paralysed....?

...Cos Roger was a sponge