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RIP Craigos"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."
A man walked into a bar..
Ouch!
Originally Posted by vic_orthdox
A man walks into the pub with a giraffe. He says to the barman,
"Pint of lager for me & a packet of peanuts for the giraffe."
The barman returns with the lager & the peanuts. The man opens the peanuts for the giraffe & drinks his lager. When he's halfway thru the giraffe gets a peanut stuck in his throat, chokes & falls over dead.
The man calmly finishes his drink & starts to walk to the door. The barman calls after him,
"Oi mate, you can't leave that lyin' there." The man replies,
"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
I know & I'm really, really sorry.
- As featured in The Independent.
"This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers."
- Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads
This is best when said with a midlands accent..
Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo..
Kwality. That's a good bad gag!
Reminds me of the old Stan Collymore joke:
Stan turns up for training wearing a huge twelve-inch wide tie. The coach asks him,
"Kipper tie, Stan?", Stan replies,
"Ta very much, milk & two sugars please!"
Would you like it in the car park Stan
19 years ago I was playing with a chemistry set and some DNA from a moronic troll my Dad had run over and I created a humanoid.
Sorry people!
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Beware the evils of Kit-Kats - they're immoral apparently.
One idiot said to the other "What would you do if a bird **** on your head?
And the reply? "I woudn't go out with her again"
Or something.
RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006
That's funny! One for the pub one friday!
Afraid mine is a bit specific to this website, so telling it down the pub wouldn't work.
Ah. Now I get it! How old is Richard!??!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
This has a rude word, which I'm asterisking out & I apologise for in advance, but can't resist:
Why is Aussie beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f***ing close to water!!!!
Q: How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
A: Open the fridge and put it in.
Q: How would you put a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Take out the open the door take out the elephant and put it in.
Q: If all the animals in the jungle had a meeting which one wouldnt be there?
A: The giraffe... Hes in the fridge!
and for that I truly am sorry.
Those are funny
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