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    Quote Originally Posted by vasetti12
    Knock Knock
    Whos there.....
    sorry...
    sorry who?
    sorry wrong door
    i think i can go one better

    Knock Knock......
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    Dr. who....
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    yes yes you got it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Link
    i think i can go one better

    Knock Knock......
    whos there.......
    Dr. who....
    Dr.Who....
    yes yes you got it....
    That is wack.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Halsey
    Worst joke ever read: Not Ferguson's fault he's bought naff all and as such had assembled a dure team.
    Mate get over it....Its ur opinion..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vasetti12
    That is wack.....
    nothing more... nothing less...

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    i can do better though
    why did the chicken cross the road
    because it saw a c**k on the other side...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Go F*** yourself...
    that needless to say does not suit here.

    Its actually funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Link
    that needless to say does not suit here.

    Its actually funny
    yeah that should be in a funny thread.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vasetti12
    yeah that should be in a funny thread.....
    i dont think that was langeveldts aim

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    Quote Originally Posted by Link
    i dont think that was langeveldts aim
    yep but it was funny....any way maybe he has better in his locker heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by vasetti12
    yep but it was funny....any way maybe he has better in his locker heh
    Are you trying to provoke him into unleashing more.
    Well.... so am i

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    Springbok rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
    Head coach Strauli immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
    After a complete analysis, Scotland Yard forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Langeveldt
    Springbok rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
    Head coach Strauli immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
    After a complete analysis, Scotland Yard forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line
    nah now that one is crud......

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