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    How to annoy someone in an lift

    I found this randomly but its worth a laugh

    How To Annoy People In An Elevator

    here are some of the best:

    Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

    Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

    Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

    Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
    Bring a chair along.

    Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

    Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

    Count down from 100,000 out loud.

    Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”

    Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

    Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

    Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

    Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

    Hum the theme to Jeopardy

    On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.

    Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock

    Say "Ding!" at each floor.

    Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

    Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

    Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.

    Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.

    When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

    When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

    When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

    While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.

    Leave a box in a corner, and when someone get
    s on, ask if they hear something ticking.
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    Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
    they are funny, but that one is just plain hilarious!

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    I like them all really


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    but u left the most important one of all time out

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    But thats an obvious one

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    Some good stuff there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoT_SpIn
    I found this randomly but its worth a laugh

    How To Annoy People In An Elevator
    My God those are sooooo old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoT_SpIn
    Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
    Haha, we do that with a lot of the random guys at school.. Very funny when it comes off...
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    Those are so funny and ive had a few guys do that to me before i couldnt stop laughin at the time so it didnt really work on me
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    What about the farting machine.
    I love that one.

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