You have been selected for 3 Days and 2 Nights' of FREE stay at Hotel Camp, Kabul , Afghanistan.
Free, Lively Entertainment includes
~~ Fire Works and Air Show every night by U.S. Air Force
~~ All-day Exciting Games - "Hide and Seek" & "Smoke me Out" -
hosted by Osama Bin Laden
Once-in-a-life-time opportunity - Once you come here.. we guarantee YOU
WILL NEVER LEAVE !
For Confirmation and Reservation of front seats, contact President
Musharraf of Pakistan.
Some popular songs requested by our guests from last week
George Bush's favorite song ..... I Will Survive
Osama Bin Laden's theme song ..... It Wasn't Me
Boston Airport Authority's song ..... Who Let The Dogs Out
New Yorker's time-less song ..... Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
Song that was once played in the WTC's lobby ..... Hit Me Baby One More Time (laughed my ass off on this)
Pentagon's just-discontinued theme song ..... You Can't Touch This
Saddam Hussein's only love song ..... I feel good