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    The worst haircut YOU'VE ever had...?

    As we've currently got best & worst cricketer's haircuts going over in Cricket Chat, I thought I'd give us all a chance to 'fess up to the hair-related disasters we've had over the years.

    To start the ball rolling I can honestly say the worst haircut I ever had was the result of some "sun-in" (stuff which lightens your hair in the sun) & a holiday to Ibiza. On the last coupla days I was worried the sensible amount I'd been using thus far wasn't having a marked enough effect on the old Barnet, so I pretty much chucked a whole bottle on! Smart move, eh?

    The result was hair the colour of a yellow high-lighter pen, which took about 4 months to grow out fully.

    Those of you who've seen my frankly ar$e floppy fringe in the "Do you have a girlfriend?" thread will know I'm no stranger to sh*te haircuts, but this was far worse!

    Anyone top that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    As we've currently got best & worst cricketer's haircuts going over in Cricket Chat, I thought I'd give us all a chance to 'fess up to the hair-related disasters we've had over the years.

    To start the ball rolling I can honestly say the worst haircut I ever had was the result of some "sun-in" (stuff which lightens your hair in the sun) & a holiday to Ibiza. On the last coupla days I was worried the sensible amount I'd been using thus far wasn't having a marked enough effect on the old Barnet, so I pretty much chucked a whole bottle on! Smart move, eh?

    The result was hair the colour of a yellow high-lighter pen, which took about 4 months to grow out fully.

    Those of you who've seen my frankly ar$e floppy fringe in the "Do you have a girlfriend?" thread will know I'm no stranger to sh*te haircuts, but this was far worse!

    Anyone top that?
    Yeah, my bleach blonde look in Summer 2004 was probably worse.. Don't regret doing it though, and I finally had my last remnants of it cut on Saturday..

    I like having long hair, but its really short at the moment which I really hate, but at least it means you don't have to worry about it at all..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    As we've currently got best & worst cricketer's haircuts going over in Cricket Chat, I thought I'd give us all a chance to 'fess up to the hair-related disasters we've had over the years.

    To start the ball rolling I can honestly say the worst haircut I ever had was the result of some "sun-in" (stuff which lightens your hair in the sun) & a holiday to Ibiza. On the last coupla days I was worried the sensible amount I'd been using thus far wasn't having a marked enough effect on the old Barnet, so I pretty much chucked a whole bottle on! Smart move, eh?

    The result was hair the colour of a yellow high-lighter pen, which took about 4 months to grow out fully.

    Those of you who've seen my frankly ar$e floppy fringe in the "Do you have a girlfriend?" thread will know I'm no stranger to sh*te haircuts, but this was far worse!

    Anyone top that?
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    Basin cut at the age of 11. Think jim carrey on dumb and dumber but longer.
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    I know a guy with a cut like that.. We call him Retro head

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    I let my sister cut my hair once (ages ago i was about 10) and my fringe went diagonal(sp?) across my face and the back it looked like id gotten attacked my a mower lol
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    Probably my current one. (Not really a haircut, more of a lack of one lately really).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    As we've currently got best & worst cricketer's haircuts going over in Cricket Chat, I thought I'd give us all a chance to 'fess up to the hair-related disasters we've had over the years.
    Err, well, I've had 2 different haircuts in my life - had the old left-parting for 17 years 7 months, and from then on I've had the old "spike fringe" cut.
    Neither have been particularly repulsive, nor especially awe-inspiring.

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    I hadnt had a hair cut for three months and people started asking to me cut hair as in India its unusual for people to keep even a bit of long hair.

    It wasnt SO bad but its the worst from people's point of view. As far as I am concerned I like all hairstyles which I have had/ which have cropped on my head as change is wonderful.

    I got my hair cut real short yesterday and its a WHOLE new world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
    Anyone top that?
    I reckon I can (I've probably had a few that could). Back, circa 1988 or so, I had the "Soft-metal Do". Luxuriously long curls, and slightly teased on top, along with the hoop and crucifix earrings. Had it blonde at one stage, and then dyed it black - loaded with hairspray, of course.
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    The kind of hair I have, any haircut(or lack of) is a bad one for me.
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    the time i dyed my hair blonde was pretty tragic, whats worse i did it twice!
    not a haircut as such, but a bad hair experience...

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    Sun-in is my worst enemy. Twice I've tried it.........and the result:

    Sun-in 2 vs 0 PY.

    Unfortunately for me, I have longer hair so it takes forever to grow out and the ginger chants start up again.
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