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    Stupidest Criminal...

    Nothing is funnier than a stupid criminal, right?

    There was a case where a burglar fell asleep on the bed, in the house,
    with the couple whose house he was robbing. It sounds crazy, but it's a
    true story. The folks at The Smoking Gun are having a funny award for
    this year's "Stupidest Criminal", so I thought to start a thread here
    to see if there were any good stories out there that we can submit to
    their editors (long-shot but hey, you never know!!) In case you want to
    check it out the show (it's called The Smoking Gun Year End Special),
    it's going to air next Thursday night, I believe at 10pm. These guys
    can be pretty hilarious so it's worth taping in case you aren't going
    to be home.

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    this one time this criminal went to pull the trigger, but nothing fired. it was a revolver and had an emtpy slot (bullet thingy) when he attempted to fire. he starred down the barrel confused and pulled it again................
    "Matt Damon"

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    deja moo, it's lies i tell ya, all lies...


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    I have friend who lives in a huge house and is very well off financially. Thieves broke into his house a few years ago and stole a garbage bag and a sandwich. I kid ye not. The thieves left the bread, mayo and whatnot on the counter and went their way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    I have friend who lives in a huge house and is very well off financially. Thieves broke into his house a few years ago and stole a garbage bag and a sandwich. I kid ye not. The thieves left the bread, mayo and whatnot on the counter and went their way.
    Probably stoned teenagers who had the munchy's and a penchant for litter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KennyD
    Probably stoned teenagers who had the munchy's and a penchant for litter.
    They did a fine job to get best the top flight security system then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    They did a fine job to get best the top flight security system then!
    Smart, stoned teenagers then....with a penchant for litter.


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    i once heard of a man holding up a gun store that was filled with customers... needless to say he didn't get very far.
    also, while it may not be stupid, it sure is funny. This comes from the sydney morning herald...
    A subway station in southern China has been forced to delay its opening after an armed gang broke in and stole the escalator, a news report said today.
    A gang of 24 men held up builders and looted the construction site at Gouwugongyuan station in Shenzhen, stealing an entire escalator and six steel pillars.
    Terrified security guards stood by as the robbers went back and forth, carrying materials to trucks waiting outside, the South China Morning Post reported.
    One construction worker quoted by the newspaper said looting was rife at subway construction sites.
    "A few days ago they robbed another (subway) site a few kilometres from here," he said. "They even sent in a crane to lift their loot onto trucks. It's completely lawless."

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    must be the triads at work
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    ^those damn triads....

    time to start another Yakuza-Triad gang war!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bryce
    must be the triads at work
    haha yeah i could see there being a big demand on the black market for escalators

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    haha yeah i could see there being a big demand on the black market for escalators
    well you see, the Triads are tired of being the, low, social scum that they are. And they want to climb the social ladder. Therefore, they thought the best way to do that is to use an esculator.

    rather logical if you ask me....

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    My cousins house was broken into through the bathroom window (only window without bars) and the thieves took the TV.. well, got the TV stuck in the window and couldn't get out.. Rather foolish..
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