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Old 28-11-2004, 05:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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on friday night

so, yeh. i met my boyhood idol jonah lomu. i shook his hand. he had a really firm grip which caused me a bit of pain. but it was worth it imo

however something didn't seem right you see. it was at a bar. not just any bar, but the police bar at the waitakere police station. furthermore i'm pretty sure he lives in ponsonby, which is in central auckland and not out west (where this police station was). what's more, i hear that some all black is to appear in court on assault charges. so um, what's going on, what's fk'n going on?
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Old 28-11-2004, 06:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Here's an idea Nibbs...

Next time you get really high and decide to post write it down first, then proofread it in the morning, so at least we can understand what you are trying to say.
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Old 28-11-2004, 06:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Firstly, why were you at the police bar, and secondly, who cares about anything when u meet ur boyhood hero.
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Old 28-11-2004, 07:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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you a cop nibbs?

or worse, a grass?
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Old 28-11-2004, 02:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i think this is a great post nibbs. maybe you should help jonah out and make up some story that you were with him all night passing rugby balls in the bar
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Old 28-11-2004, 02:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Here's an idea Nibbs...

Next time you get really high and decide to post write it down first, then proofread it in the morning, so at least we can understand what you are trying to say.
hey *******, i only missed 1 is. personally it wasn't that hard to figure out. perhaps you should go figure
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so, yeh. i met my boyhood idol jonah lomu. i shook his hand. he had a really firm grip which caused me a bit of pain. but it was worth it imo

however something didn't seem right you see. it was at a bar. not just any bar, but the police bar at the waitakere police station. furthermore i'm pretty sure he lives in ponsonby, which is in central auckland and not out west (where this police station was). what's more, i hear that some all black is to appear in court on assault charges. so um, what's going on, what's fk'n going on?

Re: the All Black up on assault charges, I believe it is a former All Black and name suppression will be lifted before the end of the case.

If you are suggesting it is Lomu, do you really think the cops would allow someone who is up on assault charges to drink with them?
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well, anyone would let jonah drink with them imo, even if he was the one in question. c'mon peeps, lets investigate
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well, anyone would let jonah drink with them imo, even if he was the one in question. c'mon peeps, lets investigate
I don't think anyone believes you mate..
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Old 28-11-2004, 03:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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damit langeveldt, it's true i tell ya, fk'n true.

you see, i was at the police station bar for the prize giving of the police golf tournament which i had played in just earlier that day. i have witnesses btw...
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Old 28-11-2004, 03:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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damit langeveldt, it's true i tell ya, fk'n true.

you see, i was at the police station bar for the prize giving of the police golf tournament which i had played in just earlier that day. i have witnesses btw...
See Nibbs...That is why you should proofread, you should have said that in the first place.
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well, anyone would let jonah drink with them imo, even if he was the one in question. c'mon peeps, lets investigate
Let's not - I think you are barking up the wrong tree.
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Old 28-11-2004, 06:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 28-11-2004, 06:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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