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Old 17-11-2004, 04:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the funniest thing you've seen on the net?

Anybody have any hilarious (or mildly funny) links to share? Please post 'em here. Please, no really nasty stuff, if you know what I mean...

Here's a couple of my faves:

Landover Baptist
A humorous take on the fire and brimstone fundamentalists prevalent throughout America. Some laugh out loud stuff.

http://www.instagib.com/forums/index...opic=5958&st=0
A young man's terrible accident in the shower prompts a dilemma - tell his mom and go to hospital, or keep his dignity intact and hope it stops bleeding? Language alert (if you're offended by the "f" word, don't click), but I think it's safe enough for anybody with a sense of humor to read. One of the funniest forum threads I think I've ever read (be sure to read the start of page 2).

I might include more later, but if you've got something funny, please post a link.
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Old 18-11-2004, 03:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There is some stuff on funnyjokes.com that is absolutely hilarious, depends on what you personally find funny really.
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Old 18-11-2004, 02:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Anybody have any hilarious (or mildly funny) links to share? Please post 'em here. Please, no really nasty stuff, if you know what I mean...

Here's a couple of my faves:

Landover Baptist
A humorous take on the fire and brimstone fundamentalists prevalent throughout America. Some laugh out loud stuff.

http://www.instagib.com/forums/index...opic=5958&st=0
A young man's terrible accident in the shower prompts a dilemma - tell his mom and go to hospital, or keep his dignity intact and hope it stops bleeding? Language alert (if you're offended by the "f" word, don't click), but I think it's safe enough for anybody with a sense of humor to read. One of the funniest forum threads I think I've ever read (be sure to read the start of page 2).

I might include more later, but if you've got something funny, please post a link.
LMFAO at the second one...poor bloke...
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Woah, SLow Love, you live in Victoria? Where?
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Old 18-11-2004, 05:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Some of Hintons posts...
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Some of Hintons posts...

Intentionally so?
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Don't think so!
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Old 19-11-2004, 06:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Woah, SLow Love, you live in Victoria? Where?
In Camberwell for now (which I love), but in peril of having to move to somewhere near Whittlesea for my wife's PhD program...
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http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/b...yawningboy.htm

This is damn funny man. White house first accused Letterman of faking it but later retracted. Hahahaha
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The 2004 Election

A couple of weeks late, but still funny.
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Old 20-11-2004, 03:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Has anybody ever been to Engrish.com? Hilarious site that looks at terrible translations and/or stabs at english from non-english speaking nations on products, signs, clothing, etc.

Great stuff here. Some examples:






(this one has to be my personal favorite - I mean, WTF???)
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Old 20-11-2004, 05:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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A tie for me I'm afraid:

144.4 Vettori to McGrath, FOUR, swept away through mid wicket to bring up
his first Test half century

150.6 Oram to Gillespie, FOUR, back to a shortish ball, inside edge
through fine leg, brings up his fifty, Gillespie celebrates by
riding his bat like a horse

2 classic moments.
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"150.6 Oram to Gillespie, FOUR, back to a shortish ball, inside edge
through fine leg, brings up his fifty, Gillespie celebrates by
riding his bat like a horse"

One of the funniest things ive seen ever in cricket lol...
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