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    Who Said Blondes Aren't Stupid..?

    Well i was walking home after buyin drink from the diary today.. and there was this blonde chick lookin kinda exhausted..true story..

    Lord/Reuben - "whats up.. whats the worry?"

    Cute Blonde - "Well im trying to get into my car.."

    Lord/Reuben - "Word...Whats the wait?"

    Cute Blonde - "Well i locked my keys inside..."

    Lord/Reuben - "Oh savage..grab a rock, break a window *cheeky laugh*... jokes.. so how you plannin to get inside..?"

    Cute Blonde - "Oh i got other keys.."

    Lord/Reuben - "For Sheezy..( for sure ) Spare keys always comes in handy"

    Cute Blonde - "Yeh they'r locked inside aswell"

    Lord/Reuben - ".......... (laughing on the inside)"
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    Not surprised it's a true story either!
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    hahahaha

    good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waughney
    Not surprised it's a true story either!
    Not all us blondes are thick! But i would love to know how she locked her keys inside the car when you need the keys to lock it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Not all us blondes are thick! But i would love to know how she locked her keys inside the car when you need the keys to lock it.
    No you don't. You lock it from the inside and close the door.

    Oh, blondes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Casson
    No you don't. You lock it from the inside and close the door.

    Oh, blondes...
    Word...or when she closed the door, the car had automatic lock which locks the car after you close the door...my car has that
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    A blonde turns up at the office in a right state, red puffy eyes, shakin etc...
    Boss: Are you okay?
    Blonde: Well actually I got a phone call thismorning, my mothers just passed away.
    Boss: Look why dont you take the day off its really not right for you to be here today.
    Blonde: No no.. I need t take my mind off things.
    So the blonde heads to her office and gets her tasks...
    A few hours later the boss comes into her office and finds her in a heap on her desk crying.
    boss: look, go home its fine. I really think this is the wrong place for you to be after your mother has passed away
    blonde: its not that... its just... my sister.. just ... phoned and... her ... mum just... her mum .. her mum has died as well
    life's a gift thats why they call it the present

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    Funny joke .. but not funny stealing my funny moment kim

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord_of_darkness
    Funny joke .. but not funny stealing my funny moment kim
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    :hey reuben, maybe she didnt lock her keys in coz shes blonde, but coz shes a Kiwi?

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    ^lmao!!!

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    ^Reallycrazy , The Kiwi blondes seem to be the greatest criket fans . As far as TV screen is concerned .............
    Blonde Blonde Blonde , What up with that ............
    Colour of hair is'nt the guarantee that a chick is not stupid....... The only females who gave me good expensive gifts on my birthdays were blondes .... I dont think they were stupids ............
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRAZ
    ^Reallycrazy , The Kiwi blondes seem to be the greatest criket fans . As far as TV screen is concerned .............
    Blonde Blonde Blonde , What up with that ............
    Colour of hair is'nt the guarantee that a chick is not stupid....... The only females who gave me good expensive gifts on my birthdays were blondes .... I dont think they were stupids ............
    You are right- I got brown hair and my nicknames are "Nice but bleedin/effin stupid" / "Nice but stupid" / "Nice but dim" / "Nice but dumb" / "Stupid" / "Dimbo" / "Professor stupid" (originated when i took an IQ test and got 145, which the test said was about the IQ of a professor)

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    :hey reuben, maybe she didnt lock her keys in coz shes blonde, but coz shes a Kiwi?
    thats a poor comeback considering i called you tinky winky recently..

    Australians have way more blondes..

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    what? tinky winky was meant to be an insult? aww I thought you were saying something nice about me...

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