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    Have sex to play better : Kirsten

    Kirstens mantra for success for the Indians

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    What rubbish.............................lol
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    niiice.

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    The side is bad enough without aids.
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    funny thing..SA and INDIA are both top countries with most HIV
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    Have AIDS to play better

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    wouldn't mind seeing Harbanjan and Yuvraj in bed together

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    Gambhir has a groin injury, Yuvraj broke his finger. I see how it's all happening.

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    Well isn't Kirsten a great coach.

    "Well lads, lets skip training today, just go have sex, or think about it if you don't have anyone!"

    What a flipwit.

    Why doesn't he just hire the whole team prostitutes?

    I feel sorry for you Indians.

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    Love it! Now that's a coach you can get behind.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jakester1288
    Why doesn't he just hire the whole team prostitutes?

    I feel sorry for you Indians.
    Why? Can you imagine the team morale on a long arduous tour? Bring in a busload of prostitutes, and instant morale boost. It's so awesome. Finally, we have a good coach here.
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    Also, people freaking about HIV: it's called a condom. The chance of contracting HIV as a man, from heterosexual sex, with a condom, is really really small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
    Love it! Now that's a coach you can get behind.

    Why? Can you imagine the team morale on a long arduous tour? Bring in a busload of prostitutes, and instant morale boost. It's so awesome. Finally, we have a good coach here.


    Haha, I love your comebacks when I pay out Indians in general.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metallics2006 View Post
    He is encouraging players to have sex in...Africa?

    The side is bad enough without aids.
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    funny thing..SA and INDIA are both top countries with most HIV
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    Have AIDS to play better
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    wouldn't mind seeing Harbanjan and Yuvraj in bed together
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    Dude, someone whispering sweet nothings into Harbhajan's ear just might be the solution to his temper issues. And it's not like Yuvraj is useful in any cricketing sense. Might as well earn those bucks somehow....

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