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Old 23-09-2009, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Have sex to play better : Kirsten

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Old 23-09-2009, 10:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What rubbish.............................lol
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Old 23-09-2009, 11:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The side is bad enough without aids.

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Old 23-09-2009, 12:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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funny thing..SA and INDIA are both top countries with most HIV
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Old 23-09-2009, 01:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wouldn't mind seeing Harbanjan and Yuvraj in bed together
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Gambhir has a groin injury, Yuvraj broke his finger. I see how it's all happening.
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Old 23-09-2009, 03:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well isn't Kirsten a great coach.

"Well lads, lets skip training today, just go have sex, or think about it if you don't have anyone!"

What a flipwit.

Why doesn't he just hire the whole team prostitutes?

I feel sorry for you Indians.
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Old 23-09-2009, 03:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Love it! Now that's a coach you can get behind.


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Why doesn't he just hire the whole team prostitutes?

I feel sorry for you Indians.
Why? Can you imagine the team morale on a long arduous tour? Bring in a busload of prostitutes, and instant morale boost. It's so awesome. Finally, we have a good coach here.
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Also, people freaking about HIV: it's called a condom. The chance of contracting HIV as a man, from heterosexual sex, with a condom, is really really small.
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Love it! Now that's a coach you can get behind.

Why? Can you imagine the team morale on a long arduous tour? Bring in a busload of prostitutes, and instant morale boost. It's so awesome. Finally, we have a good coach here.


Haha, I love your comebacks when I pay out Indians in general.
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He is encouraging players to have sex in...Africa?

The side is bad enough without aids.
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wouldn't mind seeing Harbanjan and Yuvraj in bed together
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Old 23-09-2009, 03:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Dude, someone whispering sweet nothings into Harbhajan's ear just might be the solution to his temper issues. And it's not like Yuvraj is useful in any cricketing sense. Might as well earn those bucks somehow....
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