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    This reached the sport pages of Aftenposten (third most popular Norwegian daily) today, ftr.

    Think the last time international cricket was in Aftenposten was after Oz won the World Cup.
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    it's a funny & embarrasing news lol
    by the way it's their personal matter (between indian team & their coach)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    This reached the sport pages of Aftenposten (third most popular Norwegian daily) today, ftr.

    Think the last time international cricket was in Aftenposten was after Oz won the World Cup.
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    come on,
    someone please post the first motivational poster for this thread.
    If ever there was a poster deserving thread this is it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakester1288 View Post
    Well isn't Kirsten a great coach.

    "Well lads, lets skip training today, just go have sex, or think about it if you don't have anyone!"

    What a flipwit.

    Why doesn't he just hire the whole team prostitutes?

    I feel sorry for you Indians.
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    Let's try to get along here guys. No insults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostman View Post
    come on,
    someone please post the first motivational poster for this thread.
    If ever there was a poster deserving thread this is it.

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    I think the South African Association of Escorts might be putting out a counter-poster anytime soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naumaan View Post
    it's a funny & embarrasing news lol
    by the way it's their personal matter (between indian team & their coach)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakester1288 View Post
    Well isn't Kirsten a great coach.


    Why doesn't he just hire the whole team prostitutes?

    I feel sorry for you Indians.
    Oh you should feel sorry for them. Maybe kirsten should take a leaf from the Indian Army's book and hire whores to keep his boys happy:

    According to the sources, the decision of recruiting prostitutes for deployment in the held valley was taken some six months back and Indian Army Chief General Kapoor finally approved it. The Daily Mail has learnt that this decision was taken as result of discussions and consultancies regarding the alarmingly increasing incidents of suicides and killing colleagues by soldiers of Indian army that are deployed in the Indian Occupied Kashmir to fight insurgency.
    Indian army to deploy prostitutes as women battalion in Held Kashmir - Sri Lanka

    Indian army deploys prostitutes as women battalion in Occupied Kashmir | Pakistan Daily

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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpMic View Post
    Oh you should feel sorry for them. Maybe kirsten should take a leaf from the Indian Army's book and hire whores to keep his boys happy:



    Indian army to deploy prostitutes as women battalion in Held Kashmir - Sri Lanka

    Indian army deploys prostitutes as women battalion in Occupied Kashmir | Pakistan Daily
    It just gets better and better...................
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    "I have been away from home for four months so I reckon I've forgotten how to do it"
    Michael Hussey reacts to Gary Kirsten's dossier recommending more sex to boost on-field performance
    Sep 24, 2009


    Hussey, ........your wife didn't
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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpMic View Post
    Oh you should feel sorry for them. Maybe kirsten should take a leaf from the Indian Army's book and hire whores to keep his boys happy:



    Indian army to deploy prostitutes as women battalion in Held Kashmir - Sri Lanka

    Indian army deploys prostitutes as women battalion in Occupied Kashmir | Pakistan Daily
    with so many girls crazy abt cricketers, Kirsten wouldn't need to hire prostitutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edged&Taken View Post
    Kirstens mantra for success for the Indians

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    May be that's the reason why Warne use to get laid so often

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