Sachin reacts to the presentation

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I could out-cat you anyday of the week.

I'll post numerous shops of longcat if need be.

 

[Nate]

Nnanden - Take a good look at yourself before posting that kind of crap.

Fair enough, but it is only Towns, not like a real person on anything. Where you`re insulting actual members.

EDIT: And to be fair, that was about how the site was being run. Not - "Ooohhhh, a Westerner, must own."

 

[pasag]

That's not a cat. This is a cat.

Behold...the Liger:

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

 

[Nate]

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal.

Works better when you end it there I reckon.

 

[Prof.Critic]

Powar deserved that

i think powar deserved it because cricketers only know other cricketers
Powar is not famous worldwide
I think Aussies behaviour would had been good if it was Jagmohan Dalmiya(Fmr President)
because he may be called as Father of Cricket market(Made cricket famous).
Politicians should not be involved in cricket or else these things can happen again.

 

[Jono]

Second best cat ever.

 

[Jono]

Samurai Pizza Cats, probably best ever.

 

[Jono]

Lest we forget the Swat Cats.

Alright now back to study.

 

[marc71178]

Ponting has just said he will apologize to Pawar. Seriously, the members on this forum who go on about how he is a spoiled brat, ****ing piss me off. Grow up.

Well perhaps if he didn't act like it, then people wouldn't feel the need to...

 

[marc71178]

SilentStriker, its different for you because you'll sledge your own kid the minute he comes out of the womb.

Especially if he said he wanted to be a fast bowler.

 

[adharcric]

Stop fueling this ridiculous thread.

No one is forcing you to take part in it.

On second thoughts, this thread really is ridiculous now. Last I checked there were donkeys, pigeons and cats all over the place.

 

[silentstriker]

Especially if he said he wanted to be a fast bowler.

"Stick to spin buddy. You can't bowl fast, you're pathetic. You wet your bed until you were 10, you think you can bowl to Test quality batsman with your trudging inaccurate medium pace? You wouldn't make the Aussie U-13 with the 'pace' you display. You're an embarrassment to world cricket and your country. Why not do something useful and learn how to chuck the doosra?"

 

[Jono]

One day your son will grow up and will eventually be bigger than you.

 

[silentstriker]

One day your son will grow up and will eventually be bigger than you.

By that time, I will have emotionally broken him, so it won't matter.

 

[Jono]

Lol

 

[adharcric]

SS, I have a feeling your son will be just like you and he'll end up owning your ass.
Here's to his becoming a fast bowler and pissing the hell out of you.

 

[silentstriker]

SS, I have a feeling your son will be just like you and he'll end up owning your ass.
Here's to his becoming a fast bowler and pissing the hell out of you.

Several reasons why that won't happen:

A) He is Indian, therefore he won't be able to bowl pace all that well.
B) I'm his father, so he won't be all that athletic or tall
C) I won't be able to stop laughing at him or stop myself from taunting him while he is growing up trying to bowl fast, so it will ruin his confidence

So his best chance would be if my wife has an affair with Curtly Ambrose or something.

Which by the way, I would fully endorse if it means India can finally get a non-crap fast bowler. I'd even pay for her plane ticket and hotel fees for the trip to the west indies.

Now that's commitment.

 

[adharcric]

Several reasons why that won't happen:

A) He is Indian, therefore he won't be able to bowl pace all that well.
B) I'm his father, so he won't be all that athletic or tall
C) I won't be able to stop laughing at him or stop myself from taunting him while he is growing up trying to bowl fast, so it will ruin his confidence

So his best chance would be if my wife has an affair with Curtly Ambrose or something.

Which by the way, I would fully endorse if it means India can finally get a non-crap fast bowler. I'd even pay for her plane ticket and hotel fees for the trip to the west indies.

Now that's commitment.

I hope you realize that the Ambrose child would just end up playing for the West Indies.
You'd lose your wife to an old black man without getting anything in return.

Now that's pathetic.

 

[silentstriker]

I hope you realize that the Ambrose child would just end up playing for the West Indies.
You'd lose your wife to an old black man without getting anything in return.

Now that's pathetic.

Nah, I'd steal him when he's born (if my wife is not willing) and move to India.

 

[adharcric]

Nah, I'd steal him when he's born (if my wife is not willing) and move to India.

Sounds good. You can bring him over to my pace academy.
I'll polish him up before he becomes the Indian McGrath (not that we won't already have one by then).