*Official* Tennis Thread

[Jono]

Samuel you put the kiss of death on him!

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Samuel you put the kiss of death on him!

Feel like Pasag after a Carlton match right now tbh

 

[Jono]

Lol!

Fish isn't playing well, but Novak is looking damn good. Back to the form he hit in between the Aust Open and French Open.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Not near a winning position, so Čilić back to playing good tennis.

Also, break point Ghoti...and he takes his first. Slightly fluky.

 

[PhoenixFire]

Serena Williams asked if she'd dedicate her win at Wimbledon to Michael Jackson.

Lol, ****ing English Press.

You can imagine what was going through their heads...

"Right, Serena is black and so was Michael Jackson, so Serena must enjoy his music. Let's try and ask a stupid question that links the two."

 

[Magrat Garlick]

The Fish has put a cap on and is returning better.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Novak takes the second set, that's that.

Haas not able to put in first serves...but still holds.

 

[vogue]

Just started to watch the Haas/Cilic match ...any chance that Cilic will break Haas here for the second set?

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Just started to watch the Haas/Cilic match ...any chance that Cilic will break Haas here for the second set?

No.

(disclaimer: this may be an attempt at an anti-jinx.)

 

[vogue]

No.

(disclaimer: this may be an attempt at an anti-jinx.)

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I can't win.

 

[vogue]

I can't win.

..seems not!.... I shouldn't have asked the question really!...

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Break for both Balkan players!

 

[Magrat Garlick]

A fifth set...and Haas nets a forehand on his own serve!

Well, Čilić has won more points on serve, so you'd have to back him

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I'm going nuts.

 

[superkingdave]

Ladies & Gentlemen play is suspended....

 

[Simon]

What a time to stop play, hopefully Tommy's experience sees him through.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Jankovic in calling trainer shock

 

[vogue]

...Haas thru after 5 sets ,great game ....

 

[vogue]

..just catching a bit of the Murray game before i go out - he takes the first set...only 27 minutes gone...still its looking dark and there has been a few bad calls by some line judges...