Yeah, they don't seem to ever really get any better, whereas the teams coming up have been of a consistently decent standard for the most part.
Liverpool have just signed winger Oussama Assaidi from Heerenveen. Know ****-all about him. Looks decent enough.
I think there'll sooner be another Bradman than another Warne. - Gidgeon Haigh
[Warne is] the greatest bowler ever produced in this entire world - Muttiah Muralidaran
[Warne is] the greatest bowler of all time - Glenn McGrath
In my opinion Shane Warne is the greatest cricketer who's ever lived - Ian Botham
Warne is the greatest cricketer to pick up a ball ever.
And is the greatest bowler I have ever laid eyes on. - Brian Lara
He has all of one assist in a best of video where the defenders let him run all day instead of cynically hacking him down. I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you.
1 still beats Downing last season.
marc71178 - President and founding member of AAAS - we don't only appreciate when he does well, but also when he's not quite so good!
Anyone want to join the Society?
Beware the evils of Kit-Kats - they're immoral apparently.
I see Jack Wilshere is going to be named the new Arse number 10, that's effectively retiring it
Motsons awful nowadays. He calls the action on the 2nd replay, and usually calls it wrong
'I think, I think it hit a defender on the way in'
No motto, it was a toe poke from 2 yards into an open goal, **** off.
All he does is reel out irrelevant stats that show just how long he's been sat doing commentary for. No one gives a flying crud it was also 2-0 at half time in 1984 but Spurs staged a late comeback, so anything can happen today.....
I tolerated Dixon on the Beeb. He tried to be a bit more serious than he was, and came accross a bit weird every so often, but in general he made pretty solid observations, without trotting out the same old turd.
Alan 'he'll be dissapointed not to work the keeper there' Shearer is ****ing woeful nowadays. He wasn't too bad at first, but it seems like he's been warned by Hanson that having an opinion isn't conductive to having a career.
Personally, I like Robbie Savage. He genuinely doesnt care if he offends, and will happily be the butt of the joke (though you can tell when its getting a little too close to the bone), but again, seems to be vaguely close to reality with his assessments.
Thank god they dont wheel out Matty Holland anymore, he was awful. TBH I think Garth Crooks has eaten him
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Starting to get a little tired of the 'Olympics is much better than football, it's such a contrast line' say it all you want but we all know that Football is just so much more important,
Also warming a bit more to this van Persie deal. First Piers Maleorgan losing his pants on twitter, then Arsene bemoaning that he had to sell to us, worth about £10m of the fee just for those!
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