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    Couple from Arlott:

    "Bill Frindall has done some mental arithmetic with a calculator."
    "Ray Illingworth is currently relieving himself in front of the pavilion."
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    I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddhmaster View Post
    I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.
    You know the rules, keep that sort of material off the forums. It isn't appropriate.


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    Footballers are an inexhaustible seam of gold on this front. A few favs:

    'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona' - Mark Draper

    'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.' - Gary Lineker

    'I never predict anything, and I never will.' - Gazza

    'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

    'I was disappointed to leave Spurs, but quite pleased that I did.' - Steve Perryman

    'The manager has given us unbelievable belief.' - Paul Merson

    'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable' - Gazza again

    'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - Sir Alan Shearer

    'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

    'I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

    'The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.' - Phil Neville

    'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.' - Dave Beckham

    'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7' - Becks again

    'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.' - "Mad" Stanley Collymore

    'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - yep, Beckham again

    'It’s going to be difficult for me - I've never had to learn a language and now I do.' - & again

    But the undisputed heavyweight champion has to be:

    'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - Ian Rush
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    "Ben Stokes, that most unlikely saint, worked the second of the two miracles he needs for his canonisation." - The Guardian's Andy Bell on the England all-rounder's Headingley ton

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    "Young Gareth Barry, he's young" - Kevin Keegan

    "The ref's shirt was like a toaster, every time there was a foul, out popped a yellow card" - Keegan again

    "It was like the referee had a new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked" - Rufus Brevett

    "Sir Alex Ferguson, the greatest manager ever" - roseboy64

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    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Halsey View Post
    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables
    That one's on Mike Bassett. Along with Kevin Keegan's "I know what's around the corner, I just don't know where the corner is" and Howard Wilkinson's "I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win."

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds View Post
    Howard Wilkinson's "I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win."
    Haha, ace.

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    "I didn't say them things I said" - Glen Hoddle

    "And Senderos goes down clutching his right head"- Alan Green

    "Arsene Wenger's likes are firmly sealed on Alex Ferguson" - Chris Skudder

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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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