Haha, fair enough.
On a sort of related note, I thought I'd try and work out which ground is nearest to where I live currently with a possibility of lending them my support. This site was quite useful:
Hopewiser UK - Find Your Nearest Sports Grounds
However, sadly, the nearest club to where I live these days is Millwall, and there is no chance in hell I will be supporting them. Pleasingly, and surprisingly, the second nearest club is Arsenal, so that works out well Had assumed other clubs like Leyton Orient and possibly Charlton would have been closer, but apparently not.