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English Football Clubs Survey

Days of Grace

International Captain
For fans of English football, I want you to give these Premier League teams (and a few extras) a grading out of 5.

Manchester United
Manchester City
Liverpool
Newcastle
Arsenal
Chelsea
Tottenham
Norwich
Aston Villa
Swansea
Stoke
Queen's Park Rangers
West Brom
Sunderland
Fulham
Everton
Wolves
Blackburn
Bolton
Wigan
Leeds United
Nottingham Forest
Sheffield Wednesday
West Ham

5: Consider myself a supporter
4: Don't really support them but respect them and probably support them against another neutral team
3: Neutral/Apathetic
2: They get on my nerves sometimes
1: Hate them
0: ****s are the scum of the earth


I will add up the results later.
 
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Days of Grace

International Captain
Manchester United 4
Manchester City 2
Liverpool 5
Newcastle 3
Arsenal 2
Chelsea 2
Tottenham 4.5
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 3
Swansea 3
Stoke 3
Queen's Park Rangers 3
West Brom 3
Sunderland 3
Fulham 3
Everton 3
Wolves 3
Blackburn 3
Bolton 3
Wigan 3
Leeds United 3
Nottingham Forest 4.5
Sheffield Wednesday 3
West Ham 4

Allowing half points, btw
 

dontcloseyoureyes

BARNES OUT
Manchester United: 0
Manchester City: 5
Liverpool: 3
Newcastle: 3
Arsenal: 2
Chelsea: 2
Tottenham: 1
Norwich: 3
Aston Villa: 3
Swansea: 3
Stoke: 1
Queen's Park Rangers: 1, Joey Barton can EAD.
West Brom: 2
Sunderland: 4
Fulham: 3
Everton: 0
Wolves: 3
Blackburn: 2
Bolton: 0
Wigan: 0
Leeds United: 4
Nottingham Forest: 3
Sheffield Wednesday: 3
West Ham: 3
 

Johnners

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Manchester United - 0
Manchester City - 4.5
Liverpool - 5
Newcastle - 3
Arsenal - 2
Chelsea - 3
Tottenham - 2
Norwich - 2
Aston Villa - 2
Swansea - 1
Stoke - 0
Queen's Park Rangers - 2
West Brom - 3
Sunderland - 2
Fulham - 3
Everton - 4.5
Wolves - 4.5
Blackburn - 0
Bolton - 3
Wigan - 1
Leeds United - 3
Nottingham Forest - 3
Sheffield Wednesday - 3
West Ham - 3
 

ripper868

International Coach
Manchester United 4
Manchester City 3
Liverpool 3
Newcastle 3
Arsenal 1
Chelsea 1
Tottenham 3
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 3
Swansea 3
Stoke 3
Queen's Park Rangers 3
West Brom 3
Sunderland 3
Fulham 3
Everton 4
Wolves 3
Blackburn 3
Bolton 3
Wigan 3
Leeds United 1
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield Wednesday 3
West Ham 4
 

Goughy

Hall of Fame Member
Manchester United 0
Manchester City 1.5
Liverpool 5
Newcastle 3.5
Arsenal 0
Chelsea 1
Tottenham 3.5
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 2
Swansea 3
Stoke 2
Queen's Park Rangers 2
West Brom 2
Sunderland 2
Fulham 2
Everton 2
Wolves 2
Blackburn 3
Bolton 3
Wigan 3
Leeds United 3
Nottingham Forest 4
Sheffield Wednesday 4
West Ham 2

5: Consider myself a supporter
4: Don't really support them but respect them and probably support them against another neutral team
3: Neutral/Apathetic
2: They get on my nerves sometimes
1: Hate them
0: ****s are the scum of the earth
 

Days of Grace

International Captain
Those who gave zeros, it would be great if you could explain why and how you came to despise those teams.
 

dontcloseyoureyes

BARNES OUT
Manchester United: 0
Everton: 0
Bolton: 0
Wigan: 0

United is quite obvious. Self-important scum.
Everton just annoy me. Moyes is a **** and I hate everyone in their team.
Bolton for my good friend Martyn.
Wigan because I depised their league team growing up and they're quite awful as a team.
 

NUFAN

Y no Afghanistan flag
Manchester United 4
Manchester City 4
Liverpool 1
Newcastle 3
Arsenal 0.9
Chelsea 1
Tottenham 5
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 3
Swansea 2
Stoke 4
Queen's Park Rangers 2
West Brom 2
Sunderland 1
Fulham 2
Everton 4 cause of Cahill
Wolves 1
Blackburn 1
Bolton 1
Wigan 1
Leeds United 3
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield Wednesday 3
West Ham 1

5: Consider myself a supporter
4: Don't really support them but respect them and probably support them against another neutral team
3: Neutral/Apathetic
2: They get on my nerves sometimes
1: Hate them
0: ****s are the scum of the earth
 

vic_orthdox

Global Moderator
Manchester United 0
Manchester City 4
Liverpool 2
Newcastle 2
Arsenal 4
Chelsea 3
Tottenham 3
Norwich 4
Aston Villa 2
Swansea 3
Stoke 2
Queen's Park Rangers 3
West Brom 3
Sunderland 2
Fulham 3
Everton 3
Wolves 1
Blackburn 2
Bolton 2
Wigan 1
Leeds United 0
Nottingham Forest 1
Sheffield Wednesday 1
West Ham 0
 

Neil Pickup

Cricket Web Moderator
Manchester United 0 - does this really need a reason?
Manchester City 2
Liverpool 1
Newcastle 2.5
Arsenal 1.5
Chelsea 1
Tottenham 3
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 3
Swansea 2
Stoke 3
Queen's Park Rangers 2
West Brom 3
Sunderland 3
Fulham 3.5
Everton 2.5
Wolves 2.5
Blackburn 2.5
Bolton 3
Wigan 2.5
Leeds United 1
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield Wednesday 2.5
West Ham 2

Out of interest, Wednesday? The same useless bags of crap that got schooled 5-1 last time they came to St James Park? What do they do to make this list?

In other news,
Crawley Town 0
Torquay United 0
Plymouth Argyle -1
 

grecian

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
No MK Dons , Neil? they rate behind Torquay for me.

Manchester United 0
Manchester City 3
Liverpool 3
Newcastle 2
Arsenal 4
Chelsea 3
Tottenham 1
Norwich 4
Aston Villa 1
Swansea 0
Stoke 0
Queen's Park Rangers 0
West Brom 4
Sunderland 2
Fulham 1
Everton 1
Wolves 1
Blackburn 1
Bolton 2
Wigan 1
Leeds United 0
Nottingham Forest 4
Sheffield Wednesday 2
West Ham 0

Man u, hate them, and all who sale at the theatre of crass commercialism

Swansea, Welsh

Stoke, I like football not Rugger

Irons, used to be my fave prem team, but have sold out so far to the forces of evil. It's just silly.

QPR Colin

Leeds, filth, the team, the supporters, the owners.
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Manchester United - 0
Manchester City - 2
Liverpool - 4
Newcastle - 4
Arsenal - 4
Chelsea - 2
Tottenham - 1
Norwich - 4
Aston Villa - 2
Swansea - 2
Stoke - 0
Queen's Park Rangers - 0
West Brom - 3
Sunderland - 1
Fulham - 3
Everton - 3
Wolves - 2
Blackburn - 1
Bolton - 3
Wigan - 0
Leeds United - 2
Nottingham Forest - 2
Sheffield Wednesday - 3
West Ham - 4
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Manchester United - 0
Manchester City - 4
Liverpool - 2
Newcastle - 1
Arsenal - 5
Chelsea - 1
Tottenham - 0
Norwich - 4
Aston Villa - 3
Swansea - 1
Stoke - 0
Queen's Park Rangers - 2
West Brom - 3
Sunderland - 1
Fulham - 3
Everton - 3
Wolves - 3
Blackburn - 2
Bolton - 1
Wigan - 2
Leeds United - 1
Nottingham Forest - 3
Sheffield Wednesday - 3
West Ham - 2

ManUre are obvious, surely? Literally no redeeming features at all.

T*ttenham I hate out of tribal loyalty and because their fans are the biggest bunch of deluded ****s out there. Still a big team? Always win something when the year ends in a "1"? **** off. Won't be happy til Shyte Hart Lane is a multi storey and the players have been sold for vivisection.

Stoke have a **** for a manager and play dog-plop anti-football. Spent a dire afternoon getting gobbed on by their **** fans at the old Victoria Ground too. Away supporters underneath home fans was always fun... Nearly got leathered for being a QPR fan too, which wouldn't have sat well.

Just on the R's, hate Colin, obvz, but always had time for them. Used to try to play football and hate the Chavs with a passion, which is nice, so they only rate a 2. Ditto the Irons too, for all their current sins, they are a proper football club.
 

Tom Halsey

International Coach
Manchester United 5
Manchester City 0
Liverpool 0
Newcastle 3
Arsenal 1
Chelsea 1
Tottenham 2
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 3
Swansea 2
Stoke 1
Queen's Park Rangers 3
West Brom 3
Sunderland 3
Fulham 4
Everton 2
Wolves 1
Blackburn 1
Bolton 0.5
Wigan 3
Leeds United 0
Nottingham Forest 4
Sheffield Wednesday 2
West Ham 2

Massives - spent years trying to claim they were a big club when they never were, they've finally achieved big club status thanks to being bankrolled by a billionaire. Great achievement, ****s. Similar logic applies to Chelsea's 1 but they started out being slightly less dislikable prior to Roman's arrival.

Liverpool - no explanation required, just absolute ****s, plus the current fanbase is probably the most delusional around. If the cries of "this is our year" were ever actually correct they'd have about 35 titles by now.

Leeds - see first bit about Liverpool. Only ever prolonged period of success was down to playing quite literally the most unattractive brand of football ever played, by some of the biggest ****s ever to have played the game.
 
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