English Football Clubs Survey

[cpr]

manchester united - 5 because daddy said so
manchester city - 2 ah come on, they've kept me entertained for so long. Let them have their day in the sun. Besides, a few of their fans (ie the ones from manchester) arn't complete ****s and realise that they are up because of money, and are just enjoying the ride
liverpool - 3 tbh, give them credit for the decent academy they've had over the years, chucking out some of the better englishmen alongside ourselves.
newcastle - 4 most of my best mates are geordies
arsenal - 2 despite being french, they do try and play with style most of the time, which gets my respect. Also their comic defending. And taking silvestre
chelsea - 0 wouldn't **** on them if they were on fire.
tottenham - 2 gained a point due to my success with them on fm11.
norwich - 4 purely for the 93 season and the yellow kit
aston villa - 4 dunno really, do have a cousin who's a villa fan
swansea - 3 despite being welsh
stoke - 1 **** town
queen's park rangers - 2 the names too long and they are trying to be a mini chelsea
west brom - 4 purely as a good friend of mine is a massive baggies fan, and they used to be so laughable
sunderland - 1 half a point each for taking brown and o'shea, will gain another if we can fob evans off to them too
fulham - 3 shouldn't have any cares for them, but for that statue
everton - 4 my grandad was a toffee
wolves - 2 mick mccarthy
blackburn - 0 just a small town near burnley. With a kfc.
bolton - 2 never offended me as much as everyone else. Gain points for regularly ****ing arsenal back when they were a title chasing team.
wigan - 2 day in the suns past now folks. Go back to eating pies, making up stupid words for things and incest.
leeds united - 0 infact, **** it, -4. Be a cold day in hell before those scum ****ers get any credit from me.
nottingham forest - 4 cloughy, family from there, and thank you very much for roy keane
sheffield wednesday - 4 they need to come back, remember the days of waddle playing for them fondly
west ham - 1 always been a joke club, now with porno owners and fat sam.

5: Consider myself a supporter
4: Don't really support them but respect them and probably support them against another neutral team
3: Neutral/apathetic
2: They get on my nerves sometimes
1: Hate them
0: ****s are the scum of the earth

so whats changed:

Ciry - 1 - Their fans really have become a massive bunch of ****s. Seem to have forgotten who they were. Will give us a spray about being bankrupt, then give us a spray next sentance about trying to buy the league. Give us a spray about being the only team in Manchester, but forget that their stadium is half empty and we've got twice as many people in it. Give us a spray about the Glazers and the club having no soul, then lord their Arab saviours. Just waiting for the comedown to earth and the return to the rocks they crawled under (Theres been more than one City fan i've chided for having gone to Maine Road less times than I. 'Faithful fans' eh), I'd give them a zero but I'm genuinely being honest when I say people like Smitteh save them.....

Chelsea - 2 - I enjoy them now, its less about Roman (though his moneys still there obvs), more about Jose. Plus they are building a rather good side.


Rest of the picks I stick with. Might bring Leeds back to -3 because they are that far gone and laughable.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I should post more about Arsenal

A surefire way to ensure a lower average rating for Arsenal, I would think.

 

[Nate]

Re-attempt. Patto you crazy dog you.

Manchester United - 0, you tainted Falcao, which I thought was impossible. Just can't stand anything about them
Manchester City - 3, the enemy of my enemy is my friend or something
Liverpool - 5
Newcastle - 2, nothing likable about anything to do with them, but respect for their heritage
Arsenal - 1, Smittens said it best
Chelsea - 2, Jose is horrible, but magnificent. Am liking them a bit this season for some reason
Tottenham - 1, Eriksen, up until recently WHL was nothing but pain
Norwich - 4, wub dem Canaries, my brother's team also
Aston Villa - 2, there's some respect there
Swansea - 3, blowjob Shelvey and good football, Gary Monk so promising
Stoke - 2, strangely a fan
Queen's Park Rangers - 3, why do you suck so bad guyz
West Brom - 2, Smittens nails it again
Sunderland - 3, Smittens agains, Stadium of Light is sick
Fulham - 4, cousin's team, they play in a cottage apparently which I feel is impressive in itself
Everton - 2, I should despise them... they're like the worst kind of little brother
Wolves - 2, meh
Blackburn - 2, bunch of jokers
Bolton - 3, random soft spot for Notlob and Coyle
Wigan - 2, clearly used witchcraft to stay in the league for so long, goes against my faith
Leeds United - 2, ewww but Kewell
Nottingham Forest - 2, sure
Sheffield Wednesday - 3, <3
West Ham - 3, mate's team, they got Carroll and friends

 

[Nate]

All said and done - I love football, and happily watched United vs Everton on the weekend.

 

[GIMH]

Me too, I was hoping for airstrikes

 

[Furball]

Manchester United - 4 - yeah, everyone hates them, and while I'm no particular fan of them, I can't help but admire the way that Alex Ferguson has stayed consistently successful since I've been watching football. Plus, they've at least played entertaining football
Manchester City - 3 - used to quite like them in a cult sort of way when they has Rosler and Kinkladze. Can't quite bring myself to hate them in the way I hate Chelsea, but I'm no fan of the way they're going about topping the table.
Liverpool - 0 - delusional fans with a persecution/victim complex, stuck in the past, Jamie Carragher, that hideous club anthem - I get enough of that from the tramps who support Celtic thanks. The day they were knocked off their perch was a glorious one.
Newcastle - 1 - delusional mongo fans. Used to be quite cult until they signed that **** Shearer.
Arsenal - 5 - props to Wenger for not selling his soul, as frustrating as it can be sometimes.
Chelsea - 0 - **** small time club who struck it lucky with a dodgy Russian billionaire. Spawned the career of John Terry and played a huge role in Jose Mourinho disappearing up his own arse. Worst club.
Tottenham - 0 - **** club, **** players, worse manager.
Norwich - 1 - Tainted by that prick Chris Sutton. Paul Lambert impersonating Martin O'Neill on the touchline makes them easy to hate.
Aston Villa - 0 - Tainted by Martin O'Neill
Swansea - 3 - I think the nicest thing I could say about them is that they aren't Cardiff. Their 3 points are largely on the basis that I've given out enough 0s. And because the next team is...
Stoke - 0 - **** of a manager (tracksuit and baseball cap in public is never an acceptable look), don't play anything that even begins to resemble football. Wish they'd get relegated.
Queen's Park Rangers - 1 - used to be cult in the early 90s. Sadly their revival means that I have to put up with that **** Neil Warnock.
West Brom - 3 - Best club in the Birmingham area (which I believe is the dictionary definition of "damning with faint praise")
Sunderland - 3 - Ally McCoist played for them, so they're ok in my book.
Fulham - 3 - probably my favourite Premiership ground
Everton - 4 - plenty of Rangers connections as I've grown up, gave good old Drunken Disorderly a platform to show his genius, aren't Liverpool. What's not to like?
Wolves - 2 - a nothing club who I'll downgrade anyway because they employ that pillock Mick McCarthy.
Blackburn - 1 - saved from a 0 because their current plight is utterly hilarious.
Bolton - 0 - tainted by Fat Sam, lose points because they became media darlings for apparently playing great football under Owen Coyle despite their main tactic still being "lump it up to that prick Davies and feed on the second ball assuming the tit hasn't fouled the defender."
Wigan - 2 - a completely nothing club
Leeds United - 0 - **** off Leeds. Their continued plight out of the top flight amuses me.
Nottingham Forest - 3 - my only real memory of them is getting arse-blasted 5-1 by Bayern Munich in the 1995/96 UEFA Cup. Bonus points for taking Pierre van Hooijdonk from Celtic in the midst of our charge for 9 in a row.
Sheffield Wednesday - 3 - who gives a ****?
West Ham - 2 - would have been a 3 were it not for their Olympic Stadium carry on. Haven't yet been tainted by Allardyce for long enough to merit a 0.

I'd downgrade United, QPR and West Ham, retract my comment about Spurs having a **** manager but otherwise this is spot on.

 

[grecian]

Grew up in a house where my old man idolised Clough. Also, I always enjoyed Nottingham as a good night out. For those two reasons Forest have a lot of currency still with me.

I think all dads did at the time, my dad practically worshipped him, you can see why though:

 

[duffer]

Arsenal - 1, CW fanbase is by far the worst. Stinker.

Arsenal - 1, Smittens said it best

Hehs.

TIL : I should post more about Arsenal

We should go back to the Arsenal thread I created. Football Thread would be the big loser.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Would probably go up if you posted more than once a decade.