QPR are many things. Bland is not one of them.
QPR are many things. Bland is not one of them.
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The only aspects of QPR which are not bland, are the manager, and Joey Barton. Both of whom are ****s, rendering the club as a whole distinctly unlikeable.
There is nothing remotely likeable, attractive, glamourous or exciting about the club, the way the team plays, or the people involved. Bland, grey, dull.
And any game they lose is entertaining because they lose.
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I am a brave man, I am a coward. I am the tiger, I am the flower.
I am honest, and I'm a liar. I am vital, I am tired.
I am a free man, I am caught. From where I am, I see the top.
I am most importantly never concerned with what I am not.
Forever, more than just surviving.
THIS IS MY LIFE AND THIS LIFE IS MY DIAMOND
Probably this thread could do with a rejig, now Man U are everyone's second team
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.
I refuse to believe that I meant to give Chelsea a 3.
Manchester United - 0 - because I was raised to hate them and am not about to stop
Manchester City - 4 - The Gallaghers, Smitteh, stealing the title from the red mancs in injury time
Liverpool - 3 - if I lived in a vacuum they'd probably be a 4 purely out of support for my old man but the tunnel rats and snide wannabes round here drag them down
Newcastle - 2 - joke club
Arsenal - 3 - were a 4 once upon a time but Jack Wilshere is a ****, Piers Morgan supports them, their CW contingent reckon they made a title challenge last season and they are currently booing Fabregas for signing for a team who actually wanted to sign him...
Chelsea - 2 - lots to dislike but have never cared enough for them to be a 1
Tottenham - 3 - meh
Norwich - 3 - meh
Aston Villa - 3 - I'm still not over 94 but I focus my anger on Bosnich and the referee and as such am indifferent to the club
Swansea - 3 - not Cardiff, and their fans love Andy Robbo
Stoke - 3 - the fittest girl in my work supports them and that's about it
Queen's Park Rangers - 2 - **** **** wannabes who thought they were the bollocks when they were a league one side, plus Rio is a wanker and so is Arry
West Brom - 3 - completely dull
Sunderland - 3 - see above
Fulham - 3 - as above
Everton - 1 - I probably hated them more when Moyes was there but they're still **** ****s
Wolves - 3 - meh
Blackburn - 3 - meh
Bolton - -1 - why are they still allowed to exist? If they go down oh my I have a semi just thinking about it
Wigan - 2 - the Chelsea of the lower leagues earlier in the century and yet got this ****ing plucky underdog tag in the prem, jog on
Leeds United - 1 - scum
Nottingham Forest - 2 - big time Charlies because they once had a good manager
Sheffield Wednesday - 3 - meh
West Ham - 1 - employ Satan, go to hell
5: Consider myself a supporter
4: Don't really support them but respect them and probably support them against another neutral team
2: They get on my nerves sometimes
1: Hate them
0: ****s are the scum of the earth
Manchester United 1.5 - Hated them out of obligation for a while, then last season they were just funny, this season they are just fun.
Manchester City 3.5 - Great credit to them that they are as likeable as they are given their ownership.
Chelsea 0 - I never gave them a 3. Detestable for all the obvious reasons but it is the fans that make them the very worst.
Aston Villa 3
Queen's Park Rangers 2.5 - There is literally nothing good about them but family connections means I can't really hate them.
West Brom 3
Fulham 1 - Get a point this time because at least they are funny now.
Wigan 2 Why the **** did I ever like them? Brumby had it right all along.
Leeds United 1
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield Wednesday 3
West Ham 2
Oldham - 1 - cold and pointless. Literally offer nothing other than a decent half time pie
Bury - 2 - why do they think they are a big club all of a sudden? And **** Ryan Lowe
Wrexham - 0 - but I really want them to come up (assuming we don't go down) because it's been a decade since we had a proper derby because, no, Oldham doesn't count
Dortmund - 2 - hipster club
Barcelona - 1 - for kicking me out of the nou camp at half time, ****s
Dave Whelan being a **** mainly.
Rosler leaving for them I could accept but the whole Forshaw thing got a bit messy. The Bees having a realistic chance of finishing above them this season is pretty great.
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