*Official* English Football Season 2010-11

[cpr]

Just heard what the blue****e will be singing at Rooney:

Who's that slapper in the Lowry, who's that dirty ****ing whore. She's a thousand pound a night and she said that you were ****e and you won't be shagging Coleen anymore!!!

Heard they've got one with No woman No Kai.

Both brilliant IMO.

 

[Craig]

You can call me wrong etc., but I just think Queiroz is a great assistant manager and a good judge of talent and is very good at developing them, but at a club level, what exactly has he done of note?

 

[chalky]

Rooney withdrawn from the Man Utd squad today - will someone please think of my dream team.

 

[sledger]

You can call me wrong etc., but I just think Queiroz is a great assistant manager and a good judge of talent and is very good at developing them, but at a club level, what exactly has he done of note?

Seems like you've just answered your own question there Craigos.

 

[duffer]

Redknapp wants to make Gallas captain? Heh, heh, heh. Please make it so.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Rooney withdrawn from the Man Utd squad today - will someone please think of my dream team.

Quite so. Purple faced ****. Letting a player turn out for his country and not for ManUre? That's not Ferguson.

The Phelan hate is because he wasn't that great as a player, hasn't got a reputation as a coach and comes accross as a Yes Man

I've always had a mild soft spot because he was the target of one of the great football songs. With apologies to The Righteous Brothers:

"You've lost that hairline, Phelan
Wo-oh that hairline, Phelan
You've lost that hairline, Phelan
Now it's gone, gone, gone..."

 

[Craig]

SAF said it was to protect from Rooney from all the abuse that he would cop (well more then usual). I think Rooney would be used to by now, and a given that he left his home club to go to a club the size of MU, and a club that would be thoroughly despised, I would imagine (please bear with me, I haven't lived in Merseyside).

 

[GIMH]

Yeah, I was drinking in the city centre on the day Rooney first went back to Goodison. Someone thought a 5.45 kick-off would be a good idea! My word. I was 20 at the time and even I learnt some new words that day as tons of bluenoses went on the ale from about midday.

Coleen is a slapper
Her arse is up for rent
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of Marcus Bent

and

Coleen is a slapper
She uses dirty toys
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of David Moyes

were amongst my personal favourites that day. Can't post my actual favourites as I'd be sitting in bannedville

 

[Craig]

Yeah, I was drinking in the city centre on the day Rooney first went back to Goodison. Someone thought a 5.45 kick-off would be a good idea! My word. I was 20 at the time and even I learnt some new words that day as tons of bluenoses went on the ale from about midday.

Coleen is a slapper
Her arse is up for rent
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of Marcus Bent

and

Coleen is a slapper
She uses dirty toys
And when she's shagging Rooney
She thinks of David Moyes

were amongst my personal favourites that day. Can't post my actual favourites as I'd be sitting in bannedville

I take it that Everton fans were being somewhat diplomatic with those two chants?

 

[GIMH]

Well as I said, some of the other stuff would see me banned

Rooney is probably the most hated man in Liverpool tbh.

 

[sledger]

Apart from Yeardo.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Boo-yaa.

1-0 Toffees.

Super break, Van der Saar saves from Arteta, rebound comes to Osman and he unselfishly feeds in Pienaar.

 

[GIMH]

Cracking game so far

 

[duffer]

Great heads up play from Osman. Howard having a great half too.

 

[GIMH]

FMD, that's a decently worked goal huh

 

[sledger]

Well in ****s.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Gorgeous cross, tbf. Marking maybe not the best if one were being hyper critical tho.

 

[GIMH]

Good finish as well

 

[Uppercut]

Nani's becoming quite the big-game player.

Jeez, that would've been some goal from Berbatov. Amazing half of football this, can't be good for my health. Highlight has to be John O'Shea whacking a monstrous half-volley against the post.

 

[duffer]

Seriously good stuff here. If that Berbatov shot went in........