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Old 14-08-2010, 06:32 AM   #871 (permalink)
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I would give Joe Hart a blowjob right now. And I'd ****ing enjoy it too.
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Old 14-08-2010, 06:40 AM   #872 (permalink)
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Bale making Richards look a bit silly most of the half. Get him in the England team! Oh, wait...

Hoping Citeh can nick one and ride the jam.
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Old 14-08-2010, 07:10 AM   #873 (permalink)
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Citeh look diff team second stanza; SW-P might wanna try shooting tho. How much fecking time did he want? Still fail to see a point in the young man.
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Old 14-08-2010, 07:16 AM   #874 (permalink)
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Yeah, struggling to believe he didn't actually get the shot off, let alone bury it.
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Old 14-08-2010, 07:42 AM   #875 (permalink)
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Im still unsure how he managed to get a start. Ade up front with tevez and silva, thanks. Or johnno, I don't mind.
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Old 14-08-2010, 07:47 AM   #876 (permalink)
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Reckon there must be something in him only Italian managers can see, myself.

Either that or in training he's the football equivalent of one of those batsmen who're forever "hitting it well in the nets" but are utterly plop in the middle
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Johnson light years ahead of frog in a blender. Hopefully was only a sub because of playing in the England friendly.
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Old 14-08-2010, 09:36 AM   #878 (permalink)
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Seriously.... Blackpool...... w...t...f...
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Old 14-08-2010, 10:08 AM   #879 (permalink)
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Old 14-08-2010, 10:36 AM   #880 (permalink)
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See Milner, that's why ypou should stay at Villa, a proper club.

Citeh were rubbish today frankly, would have been thrashed if it wasn't for Hart in goal. Hopefully Milner might reconsider staying at Villa, based on today. Certainly he'll be playing every week when fit, as opposed to playing every third game or whatever at Man City.

Blackpool = Awesome. So chuffed, especially as I think I was the only one to predict Blackpool win in the tipping thread. Even if they prevented Villa being top .
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Old 14-08-2010, 10:41 AM   #881 (permalink)
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Old 14-08-2010, 10:52 AM   #882 (permalink)
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Old 14-08-2010, 10:55 AM   #883 (permalink)
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Old 14-08-2010, 10:57 AM   #884 (permalink)
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Old 14-08-2010, 11:04 AM   #885 (permalink)
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Apart from that Carson cock up the Baggies have looked quite good can see them getting an equaliser.
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