Football bureaucrats from Africa. Pretty much all inept, unimaginative and selfish wannabe politicians and ex-footballers the whole lot of them.
Biased towards players and teams he advocates in his laughable phone-in, calls many decisions completely wrong, which we all do, but compounds it by being so trenchant about it. Telling players they should be "ashamed of themselves" for diving when they've been mugged or talking about a "shocking decision" by a ref when he's got it spot on. Seems to get it wrong about 80% of the time too, which is a fair average. Not remotely funny when he tries to be constantly, even at inappropriate times, like when he should be ****ing commentating.
He's an irritating pub bore who is never happier when he's whining or whinging. Unbelievable that the Beeb employ him. He gives a totally skewed idea of matches which if people can't get the telly pictures, he's the sole option. May possibly be a good option on Talksport as a shock-jock for those who like his brand of putrefying, miserly whimsy, but surely not an option for a public broadcaster.
Not a fan, tbh.....
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The commentators during any England football game
"Was John Terry offside? Hmm, borderline."
when he was really obviously offside. Moan and moan about decisions that go against England while choosing to completely ignore those that go for them. I hate them because they make it impossible for me to want England to win, which i'd really love to be able to do.
No Englishman is ever offside, deal with it
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The French Rugby team.
14 phases, get the ball to within about 5 metres of the Australian line, forawrds dominating. Push for the try?
Nah. Take a shot a drop goal from 10 out. And miss.
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Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
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Originally Posted by Adolf Grünbaum
was a good ping that one from 48 or so...couldnt believe how long it took to get awared though
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People who think the Premier League has Four teams in it
This is especially the case in SA, okay people are shunning the local leagues in favour of some faceless multi billion rand franchise they have never even seen in the flesh, fair enough.. But get an education before you start faking passion.. I asked someone who had a complete flame rant at a load of ManUre players what "WBA" stood for.... She asked if it was something to do with basketball..
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