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Favourite Sports Chants/Songs

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Yeah, what are everyone's all-time favourite chants or songs for sports grounds?
 

cpr

International Coach
'My old man, said be a city fan, and I said ******** your a ****'

Probably the cleanest
 

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie - oi, oi, oi"

Encapsulates the intellectual depth of our mates across the Tasman.
 

pinchy81

International Vice-Captain
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
Pretty Bubbles in the Sky
They Fly So High Nearly
Touch the Sky
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
Pretty Bubbles in the Sky
 

Perm

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
"You ****ed up, you ****ed up, you ****ed up"

"Ellis, Ellis, who the **** is Ellis?" was a good'un too.
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Just the one line? If there's more, should post it imo. Just assumed there was more to it btw
To the tune of "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain":

We'll be running round Wembley with our nobs,
We'll be running round Wembley with our nobs,
We'll be running round Wembley, running round Wembley
Running round Wembley with our nobs hanging out, singing
"We've got foreskins, haven't you?",
Signing "We've got foreskins, haven't you?
"We've got foreskins, we've got foreskins,
We've got foreskins, haven't you?"
:ph34r:
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
What do you think of Bolton
****
What do you think of ****?
Bolton
Thank you!
That's alright
We hate Bolton and we hate Bolton
We hate Bolton and we hate Bolton
We hate Bolton and we hate Bolton
We are the Bolton haters
****ing hate em!

juvenile, yet fun
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Sung to Steven Gerrard, to the tune of 'Monster'

Who's that that's been shagging your bird, is it a gangster, is it a gangster?

Also

The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours, oh Steven Gerrard, the baby's not yours
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Sung to Steven Gerrard, to the tune of 'Monster'

Who's that that's been shagging your bird, is it a gangster, is it a gangster?

Also

The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours, oh Steven Gerrard, the baby's not yours
:laugh:

He's only a poor little scummer
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing any more!


One of the more tasteful offerings from the stands of Fratton Park.
 

grecian

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Most of City's chants are crap, TBH.

I do like

"cy-der, cy-der,cy-der,cy-der,cy-der,cy-der,cy-der,cy-der,!

Repeated ad-finitum, even though I'm more of a Stella man, to be fair.
 

cpr

International Coach
Nowt like winding up City fans:

We paid for your ground,
We paid for your ground,
What a waste of council tax
We paid for your ground,
 

Tom Halsey

International Coach
Haha, gun thread.

To the tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands:

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! City are a massive club!

Lots of other ace verses to this as well.

And who can forget "David May, superstar, got more medals than Shearer"?
 

PhoenixFire

International Coach
Remember hearing a great one abusing Steven Gerrard, was all class. No doubt Halz will dig one up from somewhere.
 

Uppercut

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Sung to Southend fans.


"The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round...
 

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