The only sport more boring than soccer is easily AFL. Even watching syncronised swimming has more entertainment. I mean a whole team running around like headless chickens without any idea or what to do is not really a sport is it? Points for missing, marks for dropping balls, both teams getting a chance to get the ball back after it's gone out - it's pretty much just a game of kick it around, no wonder Victorians like it so much.
Now if we were to make the game 20 kicks each in a force 'em backs competition I think we'd have a much more exciting game on our hands.