Battle of the Tennis Hotties

[Simon]

With the Australian open on we all know the womens matches are only played so we can have a good perve, anyway a quick battle of the tennis hotties is on order. This shouldnt last long, only until about the end of the tournament. I was thinking we start with 16 and have two battles per day for the first round and then 1 battle a day after that and it should be done in about 11 days.

Ive kept it to only current players so Kournikova and Hingis fans too bad. Anyone else want to nominate some other players instead I'm happy to change a few.

I'm nominating these players
Dominika Cibulkova
Elena Dementieva
Daniela Hantuchova
Ashley Harkleroad
Ana Ivanovic
Maria Kirilenko
Anastasia Myskina
Lucie Safarova
Maria Sharapova
Nicole Vaidisova

If we a short on number's the following can get a run
Gisela Dulko
Justine Henin
Jelena Jankovic
Michella Krajicek
Alicia Molik
Vera Zvonareva

 

[NUFAN]

Simon we need pictures!

Could we take out Henin and bring in Elene Dementieva?

EDIT - she's there already.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Myskina is gross.

 

[NUFAN]

Yeah I don't like Myskina either. Hate matches involving Williams sisters, Myskina, Henin TBH..

Can Tatiana Golovin be added. She's better then a few on the list, but well done, you've found some talent.

 

[Johnners]

Anna Chakvetadze

Sania Mirza might be worth a mention as well..?

 

[Simon]

yeh im not much on Myskina either, but I remember some people having some good things to say about her when she was a decent player. But she's cut for Golovin.

 

[Simon]

Anna Chakvetadze

personally dont rate, but it someone else wants to second her than ill put her in...

 

[cameeel]

Jankovich is possibly the most disgusting person ever, second only to the one that Molik played in the 1st round.

 

[Simon]

I think we can include Martina Hingis, she's still technically on the rankings and we are struggling for numbers, so might throw her in to get us to 16.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

For some reason I have a strange attraction to Jankovic.

 

[NUFAN]

For some reason I have a strange attraction to Jankovic.

Jankovic has a great body. Pity about her face.

BTW I'm watching Zvonerava, can she be taken off the list, please!

EDIT - I'm watching Kuznetsova not Zvonerava don't worry about me.

 

[Johnners]

Include Chakvetadze ffs, so much better than Myskina or Henin.

 

[Simon]

This is my proposed 16 now, any other suggestions welcome

Alona Bondarenko
Dominika Cibulkova
Alize Cornet
Elena Dementieva
Gisela Dulko
Tatiana Golovin
Daniela Hantuchova
Ashley Harkleroad
Ana Ivanovic
Maria Kirilenko
Michella Krajicek
Sania Mirza
Lucie Safarova
Maria Sharapova
Caroline Wozniacki
Nicole Vaidisova

 

[Simon]

Jankovic has a great body. Pity about her face.

I think the comment from the other thread "Face like a Bulldog" summed it up perfectly.

 

[NUFAN]

I think Hingis shouldn't be included. She's banned from drugs, even if she does have a rating, she has retired.

Molik also very very lucky to be included.

 

[grecian]

Finally a tennis thread I can get involved in.

I second Mirza.

and heres a pic of Golovin because this thread is depressingly bereft of pics.

 

[Simon]

Caroline Wozniacki for those who havent seen her. Which im presuming is most.

 

[NUFAN]

Finally a tennis thread I can get involved in.

I second Mirza.

and heres a pic of Golovin because this thread is depressingly bereft of pics.

Yeah she has the best big nose in the world. Suits her somehow.

 

[Simon]

ok Hingis out and Sania Mirza in since shes been seconded

 

[Simon]

if someone can come up with something I'd be more than happy to get Molik and her man body out of this comp...