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The best sporting songs or chants

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
We're pretty bereft of chants in NZ. The best me and my mate could manage was about 5 years ago when the Crusaders weren't going too well and there were rumours floating around.

My mate and I started up this simple chant:

"Justin Marshall has no life, cos Andrew Mehrtens ****ed his wife!"

which even raised chuckles from the Crusaders supporters around us.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Could not agree more. The above nailed it.

Close the thread now, discussion over :)
Agreed. Not a Liverpool fan, but would give anything just to be able to pretend I was and stand in the Kop on a European night and belt that out. :)

On that note, as dull and repetitive as it is, I always enjoy a round of the Pompey Chimes. And anything anti-Aussie at the cricket goes down particularly well, too. :p :D
 

pasag

RTDAS
Yeah Liverpool's is awesome in Fearless.

But nothing can beat:

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, we are the Navy Blues, we are the old dark Navy Blues....
 

Matteh

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Personally hearing an entire stand of Australians crying out 'Bull****' over and over made me laugh.
 

SirBloody Idiot

Cricketer Of The Year
Yeah Liverpool's is awesome in Fearless.

But nothing can beat:

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, we are the Navy Blues, we are the old dark Navy Blues....
Not a huge fan of the Blues song.

As much as I hate them, the Tigers have the best.

'Oh we're from Tigerland...'
 

steds

Hall of Fame Member
My personal favourite is
You light up my senses
like a gallon of Greenalls
like a kebab from Geno's
Like a good sniff of glue
Like a night out at Martine's
Like a split, fish and curry
Oh St Helens rugby
Come thrill me again


Although I like it when the Hull fans sing Old Faithful. Pity they're all *****.
 

dontcloseyoureyes

BARNES OUT
"It's a grand old flag, it's a high-flying flag.
It's the emblem for me and for youuuuu.
The emblem of the team we love, the team of the red and the blueeeee."
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Although I like it when the Hull fans sing Old Faithful. Pity they're all *****.
Thanks mate. Feeling the love. :p

A recent favourite of mine was actually a ManUre song in honour of their South Korean star Park Ji Sung. Sung to the "Lord of the dance" tune:

Park, Park whoever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse,
You could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.


I know a couple of really good ones about Cashley, but they're borderline libellous.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
Thanks mate. Feeling the love. :p

A recent favourite of mine was actually a ManUre song in honour of their South Korean star Park Ji Sung. Sung to the "Lord of the dance" tune:

Park, Park whoever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse,
You could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.


I know a couple of really good ones about Cashley, but they're borderline libellous.
That's a great one, the Park song.

Also one of my PFC favourites:

He's only a poor little scummer,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more!


Compared to what the Scum sing about us, that's actually pretty mild. Their one involves "shooting the Pompey scum", or something. :blink:
 

Linda

International Vice-Captain
"Oh were from tiiigerrrrrr (YELLOW AND BLACK!!)... oh we're from tiiiigerrrrrlaaaaaand"

Am green with envy re: Richmonds song.
 

Neil Pickup

Cricket Web Moderator
That's a great one, the Park song.

Also one of my PFC favourites:

He's only a poor little scummer,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing any more!


Compared to what the Scum sing about us, that's actually pretty mild. Their one involves "shooting the Pompey scum", or something. :blink:
The "shoot the <insert local rival's name here>" one is pretty generic.
 

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