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Manchester United FC
- Thread starter roseboy64
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marc71178
Eyes not spreadsheets
A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself
"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks:
"Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replies: "It's a Man Utd fan, he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to a yank and winning naff all after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup , he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".
"Only about a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks:
"Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replies: "It's a Man Utd fan, he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to a yank and winning naff all after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup , he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".
"Only about a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
vic_orthdox
Global Moderator
^A1 from you there, Marc
Craig
World Traveller
Sure.
I have a question for people like Halsey etc. who are against Glazer, will you be supporting United next season or FC United if they get in the North West Counties League?
Out of interest, how many divisions is the North West Counties League below Conference? And what is the next division they would go to if they win promotion from the NWCL?
I have a question for people like Halsey etc. who are against Glazer, will you be supporting United next season or FC United if they get in the North West Counties League?
Out of interest, how many divisions is the North West Counties League below Conference? And what is the next division they would go to if they win promotion from the NWCL?
chaminda_00
Hall of Fame Member
After the NWCL you have the Conference, i think.Craig said:
superkingdave
Hall of Fame Member
well its Conference(5), Conference North(6), Unibond Premier(7), Unibond Div 1(8), NWCL Div 1(9), NWCL Div 2 (10).
The League i play in is ranked 14
The League i play in is ranked 14
Neil Pickup
Cricket Web Moderator
Exactly right.superkingdave said:well its Conference(5), Conference North(6), Unibond Premier(7), Unibond Div 1(8), NWCL Div 1(9), NWCL Div 2 (10).
The League i play in is ranked 14
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