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The Holy Hand Grenades

Agent TBY

International Captain
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[B]Player Name[/B]  [B]Forum Name[/B]    [B]Bat[/B]  [B]Position[/B]  [B]Mentality[/B]   [B]Bow[/B]  [B]Type[/B]  [B]Mentality[/B]
J Howe (c)   Howe_zat      100  Opener    Aggressive  W/K  N/A   N/A   
E Morris     EddieM        100  Opener    Defensive   Zip  N/A   N/A
E Ames       Eds            60  Opener    Defensive   40   Med   Aggressive
P Ingram     Athlai         41  Opener    Aggressive  Zip  N/A   N/A
H Mork       Samuel_Vimes  100  Middle    Defensive   W/K  N/A   N/A
A Monk       Monk           99  Middle    Normal      Zip  N/A   N/A
JB de Prag   jan            85  Middle    Normal      15   What  Normal
P Spark (vc) Spark          75  Middle    Normal      25   What  Normal
Z Dunlop     zac_d          60  Lower     Normal      40   Med   Normal
Dazinho      dazinho        45  Lower     Defensive   55   Spin  Defensive
SC Somerset  Somerset       13  Tail      Normal      87   Med   Normal
GIMH Martyn  GIMH           12  Tail      Normal      88   Fast  Aggressive
M Hunt       morgieb         1  Jack      Aggressive  99   Fast  Aggressive
L Himann     Himannv         1  Jack      Aggressive  99   Spin  Aggressive
G Sriram     Agent TBY       0  Martin    Bradman     100  Spin  Normal
 
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Howe_zat

Audio File
Cheers Agent.

Looks like we should up our medium assistance. Other teams will be playing 2/3 spinners so we should go lower on that and just play one of our specialists at home. Ease off on pace assistance completely.

Pace: 1
Medium: 8
Spin: 3

Thoughts?
 

Agent TBY

International Captain
Cheers Agent.

Looks like we should up our medium assistance. Other teams will be playing 2/3 spinners so we should go lower on that and just play one of our specialists at home. Ease off on pace assistance completely.

Pace: 1
Medium: 8
Spin: 3

Thoughts?
This is basically what I was thinking, a slow pitch with lots of movement suits our batting mentality on a whole and will help our pacers too. I'm fine with being used primarily to hold one end up but as a spinner I can't help but feel 3 is a bit too low. I'd like 1-7-5 if people are fine with that.

Oh and I think Ames is an opener, btw.
Fixed.
 

Agent TBY

International Captain
Actually, I think we should use all 15 of our points. There's no point in not using them because 15 points out of 30 already ensures there's something in the pitches for the batsmen.

So I suggest a 1/9/5 or a 1/8/6.
 

Agent TBY

International Captain
Fair enough.

As an aside since I'm quite bored right now and we need to drum up some interest, would there be any interest in some ****s-and-giggles simming where we tour the world and play all the test-playing nations in 3 test series? Their lineups would be based off the last test they played.

All I need is for Howe to post lineups that I'd use in the first, second and third tests of every series and I'll take it from there.
 

Howe_zat

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Cool. Someone change the thread title to "Holy Hand Grenades", our home ground will be "The Cave of Caerbannog".

1st Test
1. E Ames (5)
2. PJ Ingram
3. J Howe (c) (wk)
4. H Mork
5. A Monk
6. JB de Prag
7. P Spark (6)
8. SC Somerset (3)
9. GIMH Martyn (2)
10. M Hunt (1)
11. G Sriram (3)

2nd Test

1. E Ames (3)
2. E Morris
3. J Howe (c)
4. A Monk
5. H Mork
6. JB De Prag
7. P Spark (6)
8. SC Somerset (2)
9. GIMH Martyn (1)
10. LV Himann (5)
11. G Sriram (4)

3rd Test

1. E Morris
2. J Howe (c)
3. A Monk
4. P Spark (5)
5. JB De Prag (6)
6. H Mork (wk)
7. PJ Ingram
8. Z Dunlop (3)
9. SC Somerset (2)
10. M Hunt (1)
11. G Sriram (4)
 

Agent TBY

International Captain
Alright ****s, here we go. We'll be going from lowest to highest in the ICC rankings, so get your suitcases ready because we're flying to Dhaka.

Teams for the first test

Bangladesh
Tamim Iqbal
M Nazimuddin
Shahriar Nafees
Mahmudullah
Nasir Hossain
Shakib Al Hasan
Mushfiqur Rahim (c) (wk)
Elias Sunny
Shahadat Hossain
Nazmul Hossain
Robiul Islam

Holy Hand Grenades:
1. E Ames (5)
2. PJ Ingram
3. J Howe (c) (wk)
4. H Mork
5. A Monk
6. JB de Prag
7. P Spark (6)
8. SC Somerset (3)
9. GIMH Martyn (2)
10. M Hunt (1)
11. G Sriram (3)

The Grenades' first foray into the unknown will see the clash of two keeper-captains. One who wants to take his young, inexperienced outfit to glory, and another who wants to teach his opposite number just how daunting a task that really is.

The pitches in Bangladesh are expected to provide lots of assistance to the batsmen and the spinners, with very little encouragement coming the seamers' way. The Webbers might be intimidated by the hostile crowds unlike anything they've ever seen before, but their passion will only serve to drive the home team on.

The stage is set for an explosive encounter, and the Grenades wouldn't have it any other way.
 

Agent TBY

International Captain
First Test
Bangladesh v Holy Hand Grenades

Toss: The Grenades, who chose to bat.

Code:
Holy Hand Grenades versus Bangladesh

Holy Hand Grenades
 E Ames            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Robiul Islam      	15 (34)
 PJ Ingram         c Nazmul Hossain    b Robiul Islam      	5 (11)
 J Howe            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Nazmul Hossain    	22 (51)
 H Mork            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Elias Sunny       	31 (78)
 A Monk                       lbw      b Elias Sunny       	22 (70)
 JB De Prag                            b Mahmudullah       	40 (70)
 P Spark           c Shakib Al Hasan   b Robiul Islam      	19 (59)
 SC Somerset       c Elias Sunny       b Mahmudullah       	2 (3)
 GIMH Martyn                    not out                	12 (17)
 M Hunt            c M Nazimuddin      b Robiul Islam      	10 (11)
 G Sriram          stMushfiqur Rahim   b Mahmudullah       	1 (9)
 Extras		( w2 nb3 b2 lb16 )		23

	Total (from 69 overs)	202 All out
Fall of wickets:
1-14  2-41  3-61  4-109  5-126  6-172  7-176  8-176  9-190  10-202  

Bowling Figures for Bangladesh

                  O	M	R	W
Robiul Islam      17	5	51	4	
Shahadat Hossain  8	1	23	0	
Nazmul Hossain    8	1	18	1	
Shakib Al Hasan   13	5	29	0	
Elias Sunny       14	3	41	2	
Mahmudullah       8	2	22	3	

Bangladesh
 Tamim Iqbal       c P Spark           b G Sriram          	40 (63)
 M Nazimuddin      c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	5 (15)
 Shahriar Nafees   c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	76 (147)
 Mahmudullah                           b G Sriram          	26 (61)
 Nasir Hossain                lbw      b G Sriram          	0 (4)
 Shakib Al Hasan   c H Mork            b G Sriram          	3 (7)
 Mushfiqur Rahim   c PJ Ingram         b E Ames            	45 (92)
 Elias Sunny               hit wkt     b GIMH Martyn       	6 (11)
 Shahadat Hossain  c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	4 (12)
 Nazmul Hossain                 not out                	20 (40)
 Robiul Islam                          b M Hunt            	3 (10)
 Extras		( w7 lb4 )		11

	Total (from 77 overs)	239 All out
Fall of wickets:
1-23  2-58  3-118  4-118  5-129  6-181  7-192  8-203  9-234  10-239  

Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades

                  O	M	R	W
GIMH Martyn       19	1	77	2	
M Hunt            18	2	67	1	
SC Somerset       21	6	60	2	
G Sriram          16	6	27	4	
E Ames            3	1	4	1	

Holy Hand Grenades
 E Ames            stMushfiqur Rahim   b Shakib Al Hasan   	23 (56)
 PJ Ingram         c Nasir Hossain     b Nazmul Hossain    	42 (73)
 J Howe            stMushfiqur Rahim   b Nasir Hossain     	129 (220)
 H Mork            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Nasir Hossain     	136 (195)
 A Monk            c Shahriar Nafees   b Nazmul Hossain    	32 (64)
 JB De Prag                   lbw      b Nazmul Hossain    	18 (37)
 P Spark                        not out                	13 (12)
 SC Somerset                  lbw      b Nazmul Hossain    	1 (3)
 GIMH Martyn       c Elias Sunny       b Nazmul Hossain    	0 (2)
 M Hunt                                b Nazmul Hossain    	2 (3)
 G Sriram          c Nasir Hossain     b Elias Sunny       	0 (1)
 Extras		( w10 nb2 b2 lb10 )		24

	Total (from 111 overs)	420 All out
Fall of wickets:
1-64  2-68  3-345  4-375  5-404  6-407  7-417  8-417  9-419  10-420  

Bowling Figures for Bangladesh

                  O	M	R	W
Shahadat Hossain  12	1	38	0	
Robiul Islam      20	3	64	0	
Nazmul Hossain    16	2	60	6	
Shakib Al Hasan   18	3	61	1	
Elias Sunny       18	2	80	1	
Mahmudullah       17	1	78	0	
Nasir Hossain     10	3	27	2	

Bangladesh
 Tamim Iqbal       c A Monk            b GIMH Martyn       	3 (16)
 M Nazimuddin      stH Mork            b G Sriram          	21 (62)
 Shahriar Nafees   c M Hunt            b G Sriram          	35 (53)
 Mahmudullah       c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	14 (22)
 Nasir Hossain                lbw      b GIMH Martyn       	37 (50)
 Shakib Al Hasan   c P Spark           b M Hunt            	86 (186)
 Mushfiqur Rahim              lbw      b M Hunt            	76 (152)
 Elias Sunny       c P Spark           b M Hunt            	16 (19)
 Shahadat Hossain  c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	4 (22)
 Nazmul Hossain    c A Monk            b M Hunt            	2 (6)
 Robiul Islam                   not out                	4 (10)
 Extras		( w4 nb2 b8 lb7 )		21

	Total (from 100 overs)	319 All out
Fall of wickets:
1-11  2-61  3-66  4-90  5-145  6-276  7-303  8-307  9-309  10-319  

Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades

                  O	M	R	W
GIMH Martyn       26	5	84	3	
M Hunt            23	4	71	4	
SC Somerset       18	3	47	1	
G Sriram          24	4	85	2	
E Ames            8	3	17	0	

Holy Hand Grenades won by 64 runs
Man of the match is H Mork.
 

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