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    Fair enough.

    As an aside since I'm quite bored right now and we need to drum up some interest, would there be any interest in some ****s-and-giggles simming where we tour the world and play all the test-playing nations in 3 test series? Their lineups would be based off the last test they played.

    All I need is for Howe to post lineups that I'd use in the first, second and third tests of every series and I'll take it from there.
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    Cool. Someone change the thread title to "Holy Hand Grenades", our home ground will be "The Cave of Caerbannog".

    1st Test
    1. E Ames (5)
    2. PJ Ingram
    3. J Howe (c) (wk)
    4. H Mork
    5. A Monk
    6. JB de Prag
    7. P Spark (6)
    8. SC Somerset (3)
    9. GIMH Martyn (2)
    10. M Hunt (1)
    11. G Sriram (3)

    2nd Test

    1. E Ames (3)
    2. E Morris
    3. J Howe (c)
    4. A Monk
    5. H Mork
    6. JB De Prag
    7. P Spark (6)
    8. SC Somerset (2)
    9. GIMH Martyn (1)
    10. LV Himann (5)
    11. G Sriram (4)

    3rd Test

    1. E Morris
    2. J Howe (c)
    3. A Monk
    4. P Spark (5)
    5. JB De Prag (6)
    6. H Mork (wk)
    7. PJ Ingram
    8. Z Dunlop (3)
    9. SC Somerset (2)
    10. M Hunt (1)
    11. G Sriram (4)

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    Alright ****s, here we go. We'll be going from lowest to highest in the ICC rankings, so get your suitcases ready because we're flying to Dhaka.

    Teams for the first test

    Bangladesh
    Tamim Iqbal
    M Nazimuddin
    Shahriar Nafees
    Mahmudullah
    Nasir Hossain
    Shakib Al Hasan
    Mushfiqur Rahim (c) (wk)
    Elias Sunny
    Shahadat Hossain
    Nazmul Hossain
    Robiul Islam

    Holy Hand Grenades:
    1. E Ames (5)
    2. PJ Ingram
    3. J Howe (c) (wk)
    4. H Mork
    5. A Monk
    6. JB de Prag
    7. P Spark (6)
    8. SC Somerset (3)
    9. GIMH Martyn (2)
    10. M Hunt (1)
    11. G Sriram (3)

    The Grenades' first foray into the unknown will see the clash of two keeper-captains. One who wants to take his young, inexperienced outfit to glory, and another who wants to teach his opposite number just how daunting a task that really is.

    The pitches in Bangladesh are expected to provide lots of assistance to the batsmen and the spinners, with very little encouragement coming the seamers' way. The Webbers might be intimidated by the hostile crowds unlike anything they've ever seen before, but their passion will only serve to drive the home team on.

    The stage is set for an explosive encounter, and the Grenades wouldn't have it any other way.


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    First Test
    Bangladesh v Holy Hand Grenades

    Toss: The Grenades, who chose to bat.

    Code:
    Holy Hand Grenades versus Bangladesh
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Robiul Islam      	15 (34)
     PJ Ingram         c Nazmul Hossain    b Robiul Islam      	5 (11)
     J Howe            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Nazmul Hossain    	22 (51)
     H Mork            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Elias Sunny       	31 (78)
     A Monk                       lbw      b Elias Sunny       	22 (70)
     JB De Prag                            b Mahmudullah       	40 (70)
     P Spark           c Shakib Al Hasan   b Robiul Islam      	19 (59)
     SC Somerset       c Elias Sunny       b Mahmudullah       	2 (3)
     GIMH Martyn                    not out                	12 (17)
     M Hunt            c M Nazimuddin      b Robiul Islam      	10 (11)
     G Sriram          stMushfiqur Rahim   b Mahmudullah       	1 (9)
     Extras		( w2 nb3 b2 lb16 )		23
    
    	Total (from 69 overs)	202 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-14  2-41  3-61  4-109  5-126  6-172  7-176  8-176  9-190  10-202  
    
    Bowling Figures for Bangladesh
    
                      O	M	R	W
    Robiul Islam      17	5	51	4	
    Shahadat Hossain  8	1	23	0	
    Nazmul Hossain    8	1	18	1	
    Shakib Al Hasan   13	5	29	0	
    Elias Sunny       14	3	41	2	
    Mahmudullah       8	2	22	3	
    
    Bangladesh
     Tamim Iqbal       c P Spark           b G Sriram          	40 (63)
     M Nazimuddin      c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	5 (15)
     Shahriar Nafees   c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	76 (147)
     Mahmudullah                           b G Sriram          	26 (61)
     Nasir Hossain                lbw      b G Sriram          	0 (4)
     Shakib Al Hasan   c H Mork            b G Sriram          	3 (7)
     Mushfiqur Rahim   c PJ Ingram         b E Ames            	45 (92)
     Elias Sunny               hit wkt     b GIMH Martyn       	6 (11)
     Shahadat Hossain  c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	4 (12)
     Nazmul Hossain                 not out                	20 (40)
     Robiul Islam                          b M Hunt            	3 (10)
     Extras		( w7 lb4 )		11
    
    	Total (from 77 overs)	239 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-23  2-58  3-118  4-118  5-129  6-181  7-192  8-203  9-234  10-239  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       19	1	77	2	
    M Hunt            18	2	67	1	
    SC Somerset       21	6	60	2	
    G Sriram          16	6	27	4	
    E Ames            3	1	4	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            stMushfiqur Rahim   b Shakib Al Hasan   	23 (56)
     PJ Ingram         c Nasir Hossain     b Nazmul Hossain    	42 (73)
     J Howe            stMushfiqur Rahim   b Nasir Hossain     	129 (220)
     H Mork            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Nasir Hossain     	136 (195)
     A Monk            c Shahriar Nafees   b Nazmul Hossain    	32 (64)
     JB De Prag                   lbw      b Nazmul Hossain    	18 (37)
     P Spark                        not out                	13 (12)
     SC Somerset                  lbw      b Nazmul Hossain    	1 (3)
     GIMH Martyn       c Elias Sunny       b Nazmul Hossain    	0 (2)
     M Hunt                                b Nazmul Hossain    	2 (3)
     G Sriram          c Nasir Hossain     b Elias Sunny       	0 (1)
     Extras		( w10 nb2 b2 lb10 )		24
    
    	Total (from 111 overs)	420 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-64  2-68  3-345  4-375  5-404  6-407  7-417  8-417  9-419  10-420  
    
    Bowling Figures for Bangladesh
    
                      O	M	R	W
    Shahadat Hossain  12	1	38	0	
    Robiul Islam      20	3	64	0	
    Nazmul Hossain    16	2	60	6	
    Shakib Al Hasan   18	3	61	1	
    Elias Sunny       18	2	80	1	
    Mahmudullah       17	1	78	0	
    Nasir Hossain     10	3	27	2	
    
    Bangladesh
     Tamim Iqbal       c A Monk            b GIMH Martyn       	3 (16)
     M Nazimuddin      stH Mork            b G Sriram          	21 (62)
     Shahriar Nafees   c M Hunt            b G Sriram          	35 (53)
     Mahmudullah       c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	14 (22)
     Nasir Hossain                lbw      b GIMH Martyn       	37 (50)
     Shakib Al Hasan   c P Spark           b M Hunt            	86 (186)
     Mushfiqur Rahim              lbw      b M Hunt            	76 (152)
     Elias Sunny       c P Spark           b M Hunt            	16 (19)
     Shahadat Hossain  c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	4 (22)
     Nazmul Hossain    c A Monk            b M Hunt            	2 (6)
     Robiul Islam                   not out                	4 (10)
     Extras		( w4 nb2 b8 lb7 )		21
    
    	Total (from 100 overs)	319 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-11  2-61  3-66  4-90  5-145  6-276  7-303  8-307  9-309  10-319  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       26	5	84	3	
    M Hunt            23	4	71	4	
    SC Somerset       18	3	47	1	
    G Sriram          24	4	85	2	
    E Ames            8	3	17	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades won by 64 runs
    Man of the match is H Mork.

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    Whoops, seem to have messed up the keeping assignment, but I'll fix that from the next match on.

    EDIT: Ok I officially can't get this thing to recognize my choice of Howe as keeper even when I choose him in the team selection menu, so we're just going to have to continue with Mork keeping. Sorry, skip.
    Last edited by Agent TBY; 10-09-2012 at 11:39 AM.

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    Second Test
    Bangladesh v Holy Hand Grenades

    Toss: Bangladesh won the toss and elected to bat first.

    Code:
    Bangladesh versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    Bangladesh
     Tamim Iqbal       c H Mork            b G Sriram          	37 (64)
     M Nazimuddin      c E Ames            b L Himann          	54 (96)
     Shahriar Nafees   c H Mork            b G Sriram          	10 (36)
     Mahmudullah                  lbw      b SC Somerset       	134 (236)
     Nasir Hossain     c E Morris          b G Sriram          	57 (96)
     Shakib Al Hasan   c SC Somerset       b GIMH Martyn       	39 (85)
     Mushfiqur Rahim                not out                	8 (46)
     Elias Sunny                  lbw      b GIMH Martyn       	7 (13)
     Shahadat Hossain  c GIMH Martyn       b SC Somerset       	1 (3)
     Nazmul Hossain    c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	8 (6)
     Robiul Islam      stH Mork            b L Himann          	9 (24)
     Extras		( w1 nb1 lb5 )		7
    
    	Total (from 118 overs)	371 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-82  2-100  3-114  4-252  5-337  6-339  7-348  8-349  9-357  10-371  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       26	6	83	2	
    SC Somerset       29	8	95	3	
    L Himann          28	7	79	2	
    G Sriram          27	6	82	3	
    E Ames            7	0	27	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames                                b Nazmul Hossain    	36 (52)
     E Morris          c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Mahmudullah       	83 (138)
     J Howe                       lbw      b Robiul Islam      	42 (66)
     A Monk            c Nasir Hossain     b Shakib Al Hasan   	18 (69)
     H Mork                         not out                	39 (76)
     JB De Prag        c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Shakib Al Hasan   	14 (33)
     P Spark           c Nazmul Hossain    b Shakib Al Hasan   	8 (6)
     SC Somerset       c Tamim Iqbal       b Shakib Al Hasan   	1 (5)
     GIMH Martyn       c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Shakib Al Hasan   	0 (2)
     L Himann          c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Shakib Al Hasan   	0 (1)
     G Sriram          c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Shakib Al Hasan   	0 (3)
     Extras		( w6 b8 lb15 )		29
    
    	Total (from 76 overs)	270 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-79  2-166  3-187  4-223  5-248  6-256  7-262  8-262  9-262  10-270  
    
    Bowling Figures for Bangladesh
    
                      O	M	R	W
    Robiul Islam      14	2	57	1	
    Shahadat Hossain  16	5	53	0	
    Nazmul Hossain    9	2	31	1	
    Shakib Al Hasan   22	7	60	7	
    Elias Sunny       11	1	39	0	
    Mahmudullah       3	0	7	1	
    
    Bangladesh
     Tamim Iqbal                    run out                	16 (34)
     M Nazimuddin                          b L Himann          	18 (31)
     Shahriar Nafees   c A Monk            b G Sriram          	1 (5)
     Mahmudullah       c JB De Prag        b L Himann          	0 (6)
     Nasir Hossain     c E Morris          b L Himann          	15 (28)
     Shakib Al Hasan                not out                	35 (82)
     Mushfiqur Rahim   stH Mork            b L Himann          	0 (3)
     Elias Sunny       c JB De Prag        b SC Somerset       	14 (22)
     Shahadat Hossain  c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	17 (30)
     Nazmul Hossain    c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	0 (8)
     Robiul Islam      c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	6 (5)
     Extras		( b6 lb11 )		17
    
    	Total (from 43 overs)	139 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-34  2-35  3-35  4-35  5-56  6-56  7-91  8-129  9-131  10-139  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       11	4	38	3	
    SC Somerset       11	1	35	1	
    G Sriram          10	4	27	1	
    L Himann          10	4	22	4	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c Nasir Hossain     b Shakib Al Hasan   	29 (68)
     E Morris                              b Nazmul Hossain    	69 (108)
     J Howe                       lbw      b Elias Sunny       	69 (88)
     A Monk                         not out                	34 (61)
     H Mork                         not out                	25 (38)
     Extras		( b3 lb12 )		15
    
    	Total (from 61 overs)	241 - 3
    Fall of wickets:
    1-85  2-147  3-192  
    
    Bowling Figures for Bangladesh
    
                      O	M	R	W
    Shahadat Hossain  9	2	28	0	
    Robiul Islam      11	1	52	0	
    Nazmul Hossain    13	1	68	1	
    Shakib Al Hasan   11	5	23	1	
    Elias Sunny       14	3	50	1	
    Mahmudullah       2	0	5	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades won by 7 wickets
    Man of the match is Shakib Al Hasan. Shakib WAFG.

    Third Test
    Bangladesh v Holy Hand Grenades

    Toss: Bangladesh won the toss and elected to bat first.

    Code:
    Bangladesh versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    Bangladesh
     Tamim Iqbal       c A Monk            b M Hunt            	78 (155)
     M Nazimuddin                 lbw      b M Hunt            	123 (263)
     Shahriar Nafees   c M Hunt            b G Sriram          	104 (180)
     Mahmudullah                  lbw      b G Sriram          	44 (62)
     Nasir Hossain                  not out                	64 (138)
     Shakib Al Hasan   c H Mork            b M Hunt            	39 (59)
     Mushfiqur Rahim   c P Spark           b SC Somerset       	7 (12)
     Elias Sunny       c J Howe            b M Hunt            	3 (14)
     Shahadat Hossain  c Z Dunlop          b SC Somerset       	1 (8)
     Nazmul Hossain    c H Mork            b Z Dunlop          	4 (28)
     Robiul Islam      c A Monk            b SC Somerset       	0 (5)
     Extras		( w5 nb2 b10 lb24 )		41
    
    	Total (from 154 overs)	508 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-173  2-285  3-369  4-392  5-465  6-476  7-481  8-488  9-505  10-508  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            40	6	132	4	
    SC Somerset       37	13	103	3	
    G Sriram          39	9	119	2	
    Z Dunlop          21	4	62	1	
    JB De Prag        8	3	24	0	
    P Spark           9	2	34	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris          c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Shahadat Hossain  	6 (6)
     J Howe                       lbw      b Robiul Islam      	28 (36)
     A Monk            c Mahmudullah       b Shakib Al Hasan   	84 (115)
     P Spark           c Shahriar Nafees   b Elias Sunny       	41 (74)
     JB De Prag                     not out                	117 (168)
     H Mork                                b Shahadat Hossain  	56 (110)
     PJ Ingram                    lbw      b Robiul Islam      	1 (8)
     Z Dunlop          c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Shahadat Hossain  	11 (13)
     SC Somerset       c Shakib Al Hasan   b Mahmudullah       	11 (27)
     M Hunt            c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Mahmudullah       	0 (2)
     G Sriram                              b Mahmudullah       	0 (1)
     Extras		( w3 nb2 b4 lb9 )		18
    
    	Total (from 94 overs)	373 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-15  2-63  3-161  4-173  5-319  6-325  7-344  8-371  9-373  10-373  
    
    Bowling Figures for Bangladesh
    
                      O	M	R	W
    Robiul Islam      20	2	95	2	
    Shahadat Hossain  16	1	75	3	
    Nazmul Hossain    18	4	65	0	
    Shakib Al Hasan   16	5	39	1	
    Elias Sunny       19	3	75	1	
    Mahmudullah       4	0	11	3	
    
    Bangladesh
     Tamim Iqbal       c J Howe            b SC Somerset       	44 (58)
     M Nazimuddin      c P Spark           b SC Somerset       	21 (42)
     Shahriar Nafees   c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	0 (3)
     Mahmudullah               hit wkt     b M Hunt            	78 (112)
     Nasir Hossain             hit wkt     b G Sriram          	54 (69)
     Shakib Al Hasan   c H Mork            b G Sriram          	0 (16)
     Mushfiqur Rahim                       b G Sriram          	15 (20)
     Elias Sunny       c A Monk            b M Hunt            	0 (12)
     Shahadat Hossain             lbw      b SC Somerset       	6 (29)
     Nazmul Hossain                        b M Hunt            	10 (19)
     Robiul Islam                   not out                	0 (0)
     Extras		( w7 nb1 b1 lb9 )		18
    
    	Total (from 64 overs)	246 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-64  2-67  3-80  4-185  5-201  6-229  7-229  8-230  9-246  10-246  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            21	4	89	3	
    SC Somerset       15	1	67	4	
    G Sriram          22	6	60	3	
    Z Dunlop          2	0	5	0	
    JB De Prag        3	0	15	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris          c Mushfiqur Rahim   b Elias Sunny       	36 (69)
     J Howe            c Nazmul Hossain    b Robiul Islam      	99 (180)
     A Monk            c M Nazimuddin      b Robiul Islam      	73 (129)
     P Spark                        not out                	80 (149)
     JB De Prag                   lbw      b Shakib Al Hasan   	11 (25)
     H Mork                       lbw      b Elias Sunny       	11 (26)
     PJ Ingram                      not out                	42 (84)
     Extras		( nb1 b15 lb14 )		30
    
    	Total (from 111 overs)	382 - 5
    Fall of wickets:
    1-83  2-219  3-220  4-239  5-260  
    
    Bowling Figures for Bangladesh
    
                      O	M	R	W
    Robiul Islam      21	5	75	2	
    Shahadat Hossain  15	1	49	0	
    Nazmul Hossain    17	3	69	0	
    Shakib Al Hasan   28	10	72	1	
    Elias Sunny       18	5	61	2	
    Mahmudullah       5	1	14	0	
    Nasir Hossain     6	3	13	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades won by 5 wickets
    Man of the match is A Monk.

    Series Result: The Holy Hand Grenades sweep the series 3-0.

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    The Holy Hand Grenades Raid New Zealand

    First Test
    New Zealand v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: The Grenades, who chose to bat

    Code:
    Holy Hand Grenades versus New Zealand
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c CFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	30 (75)
     PJ Ingram                      run out                	27 (41)
     J Howe            stCFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	41 (63)
     H Mork            c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	6 (8)
     A Monk            c TG Southee        b JS Patel          	2 (5)
     JB De Prag        stCFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	7 (21)
     P Spark           c JS Patel          b JEC Franklin      	0 (5)
     SC Somerset       c MJ Guptill        b JEC Franklin      	0 (6)
     GIMH Martyn                    not out                	27 (30)
     M Hunt                                b JEC Franklin      	1 (14)
     G Sriram                     lbw      b JS Patel          	1 (10)
     Extras		( w2 nb1 lb7 )		10
    
    	Total (from 47 overs)	152 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-50  2-82  3-99  4-102  5-114  6-117  7-121  8-123  9-145  10-152  
    
    Bowling Figures for New Zealand
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TA Boult          11	2	37	0	
    TG Southee        5	1	15	0	
    DAJ Bracewell     3	0	9	0	
    JEC Franklin      15	2	41	4	
    JS Patel          12	3	43	5	
    
    New Zealand
     MJ Guptill                   lbw      b SC Somerset       	54 (82)
     BB McCullum       c SC Somerset       b M Hunt            	10 (12)
     KS Williamson     c SC Somerset       b M Hunt            	13 (20)
     LRPL Taylor       c H Mork            b M Hunt            	4 (14)
     DR Flynn          c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	27 (51)
     JEC Franklin                 lbw      b E Ames            	52 (89)
     CFK van Wyk       c H Mork            b G Sriram          	33 (50)
     DAJ Bracewell     c SC Somerset       b E Ames            	8 (8)
     TG Southee        c P Spark           b G Sriram          	5 (9)
     JS Patel                       not out                	12 (8)
     TA Boult          stH Mork            b G Sriram          	4 (6)
     Extras		( w3 b2 lb14 )		19
    
    	Total (from 59 overs)	241 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-20  2-62  3-78  4-104  5-129  6-208  7-218  8-224  9-237  10-241  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       16	1	78	1	
    M Hunt            11	4	32	3	
    SC Somerset       17	1	63	1	
    G Sriram          10	1	25	3	
    E Ames            4	0	27	2	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c CFK van Wyk       b TA Boult          	11 (10)
     PJ Ingram                    lbw      b TG Southee        	7 (10)
     J Howe            c MJ Guptill        b JS Patel          	27 (55)
     H Mork            c CFK van Wyk       b DAJ Bracewell     	69 (140)
     A Monk                       lbw      b TG Southee        	24 (47)
     JB De Prag                        c & b JS Patel          	27 (74)
     P Spark           c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	69 (96)
     SC Somerset                           b JEC Franklin      	6 (17)
     GIMH Martyn       c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	6 (25)
     M Hunt                            c & b JEC Franklin      	0 (2)
     G Sriram                       not out                	16 (13)
     Extras		( nb1 b2 lb12 )		15
    
    	Total (from 82 overs)	277 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-14  2-18  3-77  4-124  5-165  6-212  7-242  8-260  9-260  10-277  
    
    Bowling Figures for New Zealand
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TA Boult          16	1	58	1	
    TG Southee        16	6	32	2	
    DAJ Bracewell     16	5	51	1	
    JEC Franklin      10	3	39	4	
    JS Patel          23	2	83	2	
    
    New Zealand
     MJ Guptill        stH Mork            b G Sriram          	35 (64)
     BB McCullum                  lbw      b SC Somerset       	40 (63)
     KS Williamson                lbw      b G Sriram          	27 (38)
     LRPL Taylor                  lbw      b M Hunt            	35 (64)
     DR Flynn                       not out                	33 (44)
     JEC Franklin                   not out                	0 (8)
     Extras		( nb1 b8 lb10 )		19
    
    	Total (from 47 overs)	189 - 4
    Fall of wickets:
    1-83  2-83  3-129  4-181  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            12	2	51	1	
    GIMH Martyn       10	2	28	0	
    SC Somerset       7	2	27	1	
    G Sriram          11	3	38	2	
    E Ames            6	0	27	0	
    
    New Zealand won by 6 wickets
    Man of the match is JEC Franklin
    Second Test
    New Zealand v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: The Grenades, who chose to bat

    Code:
    Holy Hand Grenades versus New Zealand
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c TG Southee        b JEC Franklin      	18 (82)
     E Morris                     lbw      b DAJ Bracewell     	15 (23)
     J Howe                       lbw      b JEC Franklin      	8 (18)
     A Monk            c CFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	28 (56)
     H Mork                         run out                	42 (91)
     JB De Prag        c CFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	22 (46)
     P Spark           c KS Williamson     b TG Southee        	13 (41)
     SC Somerset                  lbw      b TA Boult          	16 (24)
     GIMH Martyn                           b TA Boult          	1 (11)
     L Himann          c DR Flynn          b TG Southee        	16 (12)
     G Sriram                       not out                	5 (14)
     Extras		( w2 nb1 b3 lb11 )		17
    
    	Total (from 70 overs)	201 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-28  2-45  3-54  4-98  5-132  6-153  7-174  8-180  9-180  10-201  
    
    Bowling Figures for New Zealand
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TA Boult          19	4	48	2	
    TG Southee        11	1	41	2	
    DAJ Bracewell     7	3	12	1	
    JEC Franklin      10	1	29	2	
    JS Patel          22	4	57	2	
    
    New Zealand
     MJ Guptill        c E Morris          b L Himann          	28 (51)
     BB McCullum       c P Spark           b G Sriram          	66 (127)
     KS Williamson             hit wkt     b GIMH Martyn       	40 (81)
     LRPL Taylor                  lbw      b SC Somerset       	55 (92)
     DR Flynn                     lbw      b G Sriram          	4 (15)
     JEC Franklin      c P Spark           b E Ames            	62 (147)
     CFK van Wyk       c H Mork            b L Himann          	18 (41)
     DAJ Bracewell     c A Monk            b L Himann          	12 (16)
     TG Southee        c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	5 (19)
     JS Patel          c SC Somerset       b GIMH Martyn       	0 (3)
     TA Boult                       not out                	0 (0)
     Extras		( w8 nb2 b4 lb10 )		24
    
    	Total (from 99 overs)	314 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-59  2-139  3-159  4-164  5-229  6-268  7-298  8-314  9-314  10-314  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       27	7	67	3	
    SC Somerset       21	3	64	1	
    L Himann          24	5	82	3	
    G Sriram          22	7	72	2	
    E Ames            4	1	15	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c DR Flynn          b TG Southee        	11 (19)
     E Morris          c DR Flynn          b JEC Franklin      	182 (285)
     J Howe                       lbw      b JEC Franklin      	43 (65)
     A Monk            c CFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	11 (17)
     H Mork                            c & b JS Patel          	40 (75)
     JB De Prag        c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	54 (108)
     P Spark           c MJ Guptill        b JEC Franklin      	18 (33)
     SC Somerset       c TG Southee        b JEC Franklin      	1 (9)
     GIMH Martyn                  lbw      b JEC Franklin      	0 (1)
     L Himann                       not out                	5 (15)
     G Sriram          c KS Williamson     b JEC Franklin      	0 (2)
     Extras		( w9 b8 lb15 )		32
    
    	Total (from 105 overs)	397 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-13  2-112  3-143  4-250  5-370  6-373  7-382  8-382  9-396  10-397  
    
    Bowling Figures for New Zealand
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TA Boult          20	1	81	0	
    TG Southee        27	7	79	1	
    DAJ Bracewell     12	2	42	0	
    JEC Franklin      23	7	68	7	
    JS Patel          22	3	104	2	
    
    New Zealand
     MJ Guptill        c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	15 (43)
     BB McCullum                           b G Sriram          	80 (93)
     KS Williamson                         b SC Somerset       	0 (1)
     LRPL Taylor                  lbw      b GIMH Martyn       	26 (67)
     DR Flynn                              b G Sriram          	9 (15)
     JEC Franklin                 lbw      b G Sriram          	53 (100)
     CFK van Wyk                  lbw      b SC Somerset       	34 (79)
     DAJ Bracewell     c H Mork            b L Himann          	14 (34)
     TG Southee        c J Howe            b E Ames            	7 (23)
     JS Patel          c J Howe            b G Sriram          	11 (18)
     TA Boult                       not out                	0 (5)
     Extras		( w10 nb3 b3 lb12 )		28
    
    	Total (from 80 overs)	277 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-52  2-52  3-129  4-143  5-145  6-218  7-251  8-255  9-270  10-277  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       18	3	54	1	
    SC Somerset       24	7	65	3	
    L Himann          17	2	71	1	
    G Sriram          14	3	54	4	
    E Ames            3	1	10	1	
    P Spark           3	1	8	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades won by 7 runs
    Man of the match is JEC Franklin
    Third Test
    New Zealand v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: The Grenades, who chose to bat (again!)

    Code:
    Holy Hand Grenades versus New Zealand
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris                  hit wkt     b TA Boult          	134 (203)
     J Howe            c DR Flynn          b JEC Franklin      	37 (76)
     A Monk            c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	12 (25)
     P Spark                      lbw      b DAJ Bracewell     	28 (46)
     JB De Prag        c DR Flynn          b DAJ Bracewell     	13 (30)
     H Mork            c CFK van Wyk       b DAJ Bracewell     	4 (6)
     PJ Ingram                         c & b TG Southee        	32 (52)
     Z Dunlop                       not out                	18 (44)
     SC Somerset       c JEC Franklin      b TG Southee        	2 (6)
     M Hunt            c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	5 (13)
     G Sriram          c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	2 (4)
     Extras		( w11 nb2 b9 lb15 )		37
    
    	Total (from 85 overs)	324 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-93  2-140  3-194  4-221  5-237  6-297  7-297  8-299  9-318  10-324  
    
    Bowling Figures for New Zealand
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TA Boult          23	6	78	1	
    TG Southee        19	2	77	2	
    DAJ Bracewell     18	2	61	3	
    JEC Franklin      12	2	57	4	
    JS Patel          12	3	27	0	
    
    New Zealand
     MJ Guptill        c H Mork            b M Hunt            	18 (39)
     BB McCullum       c E Morris          b G Sriram          	17 (40)
     KS Williamson                lbw      b M Hunt            	13 (9)
     LRPL Taylor       c H Mork            b G Sriram          	62 (102)
     DR Flynn          c H Mork            b G Sriram          	8 (16)
     JEC Franklin      c P Spark           b M Hunt            	79 (142)
     CFK van Wyk       c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	15 (22)
     DAJ Bracewell     c H Mork            b M Hunt            	29 (57)
     TG Southee                     not out                	24 (54)
     JS Patel                              b Z Dunlop          	2 (15)
     TA Boult                     lbw      b Z Dunlop          	3 (11)
     Extras		( nb1 b10 lb5 )		16
    
    	Total (from 85 overs)	286 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-37  2-51  3-65  4-81  5-178  6-206  7-244  8-269  9-272  10-286  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            24	9	79	4	
    SC Somerset       24	5	89	1	
    G Sriram          17	4	53	3	
    Z Dunlop          14	2	38	2	
    P Spark           5	1	12	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris          c TG Southee        b JEC Franklin      	67 (86)
     J Howe                            c & b JS Patel          	54 (103)
     A Monk            c CFK van Wyk       b JS Patel          	18 (26)
     P Spark                      lbw      b TG Southee        	8 (14)
     JB De Prag        c JEC Franklin      b TA Boult          	40 (102)
     H Mork            c TG Southee        b JS Patel          	14 (24)
     PJ Ingram         c JEC Franklin      b TG Southee        	15 (53)
     Z Dunlop          c CFK van Wyk       b DAJ Bracewell     	6 (28)
     SC Somerset                    not out                	2 (11)
     M Hunt            c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	2 (10)
     G Sriram          c CFK van Wyk       b JEC Franklin      	2 (5)
     Extras		( w18 b9 lb2 )		29
    
    	Total (from 77 overs)	257 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-122  2-145  3-154  4-160  5-183  6-224  7-244  8-252  9-255  10-257  
    
    Bowling Figures for New Zealand
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TA Boult          16	2	70	1	
    TG Southee        21	5	50	2	
    DAJ Bracewell     8	3	24	1	
    JEC Franklin      11	2	45	3	
    JS Patel          21	4	57	3	
    
    New Zealand
     MJ Guptill        c P Spark           b M Hunt            	1 (18)
     BB McCullum       c PJ Ingram         b SC Somerset       	43 (103)
     KS Williamson     c Z Dunlop          b G Sriram          	115 (186)
     LRPL Taylor       c H Mork            b M Hunt            	24 (53)
     DR Flynn                     lbw      b M Hunt            	0 (1)
     JEC Franklin                   not out                	47 (85)
     CFK van Wyk                    not out                	47 (85)
     Extras		( w8 nb1 b5 lb5 )		19
    
    	Total (from 89 overs)	296 - 5
    Fall of wickets:
    1-8  2-126  3-188  4-194  5-206  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            20	1	81	3	
    SC Somerset       22	9	61	1	
    G Sriram          24	6	74	1	
    Z Dunlop          15	2	50	0	
    P Spark           4	1	15	0	
    JB De Prag        3	2	5	0	
    
    New Zealand won by 5 wickets
    Man of the match is JEC Franklin
    Series Result: New Zealand take the series 2-1.

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    First Test
    West Indies v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: Windies, bowl first

    Code:
    Holy Hand Grenades versus West Indies
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c CH Gayle          b KAJ Roach         	45 (118)
     PJ Ingram         c D Ramdin          b TL Best           	0 (1)
     J Howe                                b TL Best           	3 (19)
     H Mork            c AB Fudadin        b DJG Sammy         	38 (58)
     A Monk            c D Ramdin          b SP Narine         	49 (82)
     JB De Prag        stD Ramdin          b SP Narine         	10 (29)
     P Spark                        not out                	89 (135)
     SC Somerset       stD Ramdin          b N Deonarine       	26 (64)
     GIMH Martyn       stD Ramdin          b MN Samuels        	5 (22)
     M Hunt                            c & b DJG Sammy         	10 (24)
     G Sriram          c KOA Powell        b DJG Sammy         	0 (3)
     Extras		( w4 nb2 b9 lb12 )		27
    
    	Total (from 93 overs)	302 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-7  2-16  3-78  4-116  5-156  6-173  7-252  8-268  9-302  10-302  
    
    Bowling Figures for West Indies
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TL Best           19	8	42	2	
    KAJ Roach         17	5	42	1	
    DJG Sammy         18	3	55	3	
    SP Narine         20	6	89	2	
    N Deonarine       9	3	21	1	
    CH Gayle          1	0	7	0	
    MN Samuels        8	4	25	1	
    
    West Indies
     CH Gayle          c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	25 (53)
     KOA Powell        c JB De Prag        b M Hunt            	17 (29)
     AB Fudadin        c P Spark           b GIMH Martyn       	140 (208)
     MN Samuels        c H Mork            b E Ames            	33 (89)
     S Chanderpaul     c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	71 (128)
     N Deonarine                           b GIMH Martyn       	8 (30)
     D Ramdin          c H Mork            b G Sriram          	1 (12)
     DJG Sammy         c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	17 (56)
     SP Narine         c H Mork            b E Ames            	0 (3)
     KAJ Roach                             b E Ames            	8 (17)
     TL Best                        not out                	3 (13)
     Extras		( w5 nb2 b9 lb1 )		17
    
    	Total (from 107 overs)	340 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-29  2-67  3-173  4-266  5-286  6-295  7-316  8-320  9-328  10-340  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            20	6	63	1	
    GIMH Martyn       26	4	77	3	
    SC Somerset       19	4	52	2	
    G Sriram          27	4	98	1	
    E Ames            14	4	40	3	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c SP Narine         b KAJ Roach         	0 (1)
     PJ Ingram                             b KAJ Roach         	7 (15)
     J Howe                                b TL Best           	113 (158)
     H Mork            c D Ramdin          b KAJ Roach         	11 (20)
     A Monk            c D Ramdin          b SP Narine         	97 (182)
     JB De Prag                            b SP Narine         	25 (31)
     P Spark                        not out                	34 (57)
     SC Somerset       c D Ramdin          b N Deonarine       	7 (10)
     GIMH Martyn       c D Ramdin          b DJG Sammy         	25 (18)
     M Hunt            c D Ramdin          b DJG Sammy         	2 (8)
     G Sriram                     lbw      b KAJ Roach         	4 (14)
     Extras		( w4 b3 lb7 )		14
    
    	Total (from 86 overs)	339 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-0  2-21  3-47  4-236  5-252  6-273  7-284  8-332  9-334  10-339  
    
    Bowling Figures for West Indies
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KAJ Roach         18	2	63	4	
    TL Best           21	4	78	1	
    DJG Sammy         17	3	60	2	
    SP Narine         23	2	99	2	
    N Deonarine       6	0	29	1	
    
    West Indies
     CH Gayle                              b GIMH Martyn       	12 (28)
     KOA Powell        c P Spark           b G Sriram          	32 (72)
     AB Fudadin        c H Mork            b M Hunt            	70 (128)
     MN Samuels        c GIMH Martyn       b SC Somerset       	86 (119)
     S Chanderpaul                  not out                	57 (66)
     N Deonarine       c H Mork            b G Sriram          	19 (39)
     D Ramdin                       not out                	3 (5)
     Extras		( w9 nb1 b4 lb10 )		24
    
    	Total (from 77 overs)	303 - 5
    Fall of wickets:
    1-28  2-66  3-190  4-226  5-288  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       15	2	55	1	
    M Hunt            19	2	63	1	
    SC Somerset       18	2	78	1	
    G Sriram          14	5	45	2	
    E Ames            10	1	48	0	
    
    West Indies won by 5 wickets
    Man of the match is AB Fudadin
    Second Test
    West Indies v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: Grenades, bowl first

    Code:
    West Indies versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    West Indies
     CH Gayle                              b L Himann          	15 (51)
     KOA Powell                            b L Himann          	8 (26)
     AB Fudadin        c H Mork            b E Ames            	204 (325)
     MN Samuels        stH Mork            b L Himann          	60 (155)
     S Chanderpaul     c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	114 (227)
     N Deonarine                    run out                	36 (83)
     D Ramdin          c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	23 (28)
     DJG Sammy                      not out                	41 (57)
     SP Narine         c H Mork            b GIMH Martyn       	13 (11)
     KAJ Roach         c H Mork            b G Sriram          	3 (8)
     TL Best                           c & b SC Somerset       	9 (21)
     Extras		( w10 nb2 b18 lb19 )		49
    
    	Total (from 166 overs)	575 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-22  2-35  3-196  4-414  5-463  6-499  7-517  8-546  9-556  10-575  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       38	6	132	3	
    SC Somerset       28	2	104	1	
    L Himann          36	8	86	3	
    G Sriram          43	11	150	1	
    E Ames            20	3	66	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c DJG Sammy         b KAJ Roach         	0 (10)
     E Morris          c KOA Powell        b TL Best           	40 (93)
     J Howe            stD Ramdin          b CH Gayle          	163 (316)
     A Monk            c KOA Powell        b SP Narine         	28 (43)
     H Mork                            c & b KAJ Roach         	19 (24)
     JB De Prag        c D Ramdin          b N Deonarine       	53 (110)
     P Spark           c AB Fudadin        b SP Narine         	7 (11)
     SC Somerset       c S Chanderpaul     b SP Narine         	0 (6)
     GIMH Martyn                    not out                	16 (24)
     L Himann                              b SP Narine         	3 (7)
     G Sriram          c N Deonarine       b SP Narine         	0 (1)
     Extras		( w9 b21 lb12 )		42
    
    	Total (from 108 overs)	371 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-5  2-98  3-167  4-207  5-329  6-342  7-345  8-367  9-371  10-371  
    
    Bowling Figures for West Indies
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TL Best           22	5	78	1	
    KAJ Roach         22	3	61	2	
    DJG Sammy         23	3	75	0	
    SP Narine         24	8	69	5	
    N Deonarine       13	2	45	1	
    CH Gayle          3	1	10	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades (Following on)
     E Ames            c DJG Sammy         b TL Best           	0 (8)
     E Morris          c DJG Sammy         b KAJ Roach         	0 (3)
     J Howe            c D Ramdin          b SP Narine         	48 (73)
     A Monk                       lbw      b DJG Sammy         	12 (34)
     H Mork                       lbw      b DJG Sammy         	0 (1)
     JB De Prag        c D Ramdin          b KAJ Roach         	33 (69)
     P Spark           c SP Narine         b KAJ Roach         	40 (85)
     SC Somerset                           b KAJ Roach         	0 (1)
     GIMH Martyn       c MN Samuels        b TL Best           	0 (5)
     L Himann          c SP Narine         b TL Best           	0 (4)
     G Sriram                       not out                	3 (3)
     Extras		( w15 nb1 lb6 )		22
    
    	Total (from 48 overs)	158 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-3  2-4  3-43  4-49  5-83  6-143  7-143  8-148  9-148  10-158  
    
    Bowling Figures for West Indies
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TL Best           10	3	26	3	
    KAJ Roach         16	3	45	4	
    DJG Sammy         7	1	24	2	
    SP Narine         14	1	57	1	
    
    West Indies won by an innings and 46 runs
    Man of the match is AB Fudadin
    Fifth Test
    West Indies v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: Grenades, bowl first

    Code:
    West Indies versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    West Indies
     CH Gayle          c H Mork            b M Hunt            	21 (30)
     KOA Powell                   lbw      b Z Dunlop          	27 (69)
     AB Fudadin        c JB De Prag        b SC Somerset       	111 (207)
     MN Samuels                   lbw      b G Sriram          	64 (85)
     S Chanderpaul     c P Spark           b Z Dunlop          	28 (54)
     N Deonarine       c J Howe            b P Spark           	13 (35)
     D Ramdin                              b G Sriram          	13 (36)
     DJG Sammy         c M Hunt            b G Sriram          	49 (88)
     SP Narine         c JB De Prag        b G Sriram          	27 (48)
     KAJ Roach         c J Howe            b G Sriram          	0 (13)
     TL Best                        not out                	9 (7)
     Extras		( w13 nb1 b8 lb14 )		36
    
    	Total (from 112 overs)	398 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-30  2-87  3-193  4-258  5-290  6-290  7-330  8-388  9-389  10-398  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            22	2	90	1	
    SC Somerset       32	7	125	1	
    G Sriram          36	12	105	5	
    Z Dunlop          16	4	46	2	
    P Spark           6	2	10	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris                     lbw      b KAJ Roach         	17 (24)
     J Howe            c CH Gayle          b KAJ Roach         	2 (8)
     A Monk            c D Ramdin          b TL Best           	76 (181)
     P Spark           c S Chanderpaul     b DJG Sammy         	1 (8)
     JB De Prag        c D Ramdin          b DJG Sammy         	29 (73)
     H Mork                       lbw      b DJG Sammy         	1 (6)
     PJ Ingram         c D Ramdin          b SP Narine         	5 (31)
     Z Dunlop                       not out                	29 (58)
     SC Somerset       c KAJ Roach         b TL Best           	0 (4)
     M Hunt            c KOA Powell        b KAJ Roach         	16 (19)
     G Sriram          c D Ramdin          b KAJ Roach         	0 (4)
     Extras		( w3 b9 lb8 )		20
    
    	Total (from 70 overs)	196 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-10  2-19  3-34  4-122  5-128  6-143  7-159  8-159  9-190  10-196  
    
    Bowling Figures for West Indies
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TL Best           14	3	47	2	
    KAJ Roach         15	3	40	4	
    DJG Sammy         21	8	40	3	
    SP Narine         18	5	46	1	
    N Deonarine       1	0	6	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades (Following on)
     E Morris                     lbw      b DJG Sammy         	168 (288)
     J Howe            c S Chanderpaul     b TL Best           	86 (158)
     A Monk                       lbw      b DJG Sammy         	28 (79)
     P Spark           c KAJ Roach         b DJG Sammy         	17 (26)
     JB De Prag        c D Ramdin          b N Deonarine       	40 (93)
     H Mork            c S Chanderpaul     b TL Best           	17 (51)
     PJ Ingram         c DJG Sammy         b N Deonarine       	4 (9)
     Z Dunlop                  hit wkt     b TL Best           	0 (4)
     SC Somerset                           b TL Best           	0 (3)
     M Hunt                         not out                	13 (23)
     G Sriram          c D Ramdin          b N Deonarine       	0 (2)
     Extras		( w9 b4 lb15 )		28
    
    	Total (from 123 overs)	401 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-202  2-271  3-313  4-330  5-370  6-375  7-376  8-378  9-401  10-401  
    
    Bowling Figures for West Indies
    
                      O	M	R	W
    TL Best           27	2	83	4	
    KAJ Roach         27	7	81	0	
    DJG Sammy         26	6	89	3	
    SP Narine         34	5	115	0	
    N Deonarine       8	2	14	3	
    
    West Indies
     CH Gayle                       not out                	99 (175)
     KOA Powell                            b Z Dunlop          	23 (44)
     AB Fudadin                   lbw      b M Hunt            	33 (44)
     MN Samuels        c P Spark           b G Sriram          	0 (5)
     S Chanderpaul                  not out                	39 (56)
     Extras		( w3 b2 lb4 )		9
    
    	Total (from 54 overs)	203 - 3
    Fall of wickets:
    1-54  2-114  3-119  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            12	4	24	1	
    SC Somerset       15	0	80	0	
    G Sriram          15	3	55	1	
    Z Dunlop          9	2	26	1	
    P Spark           3	1	12	0	
    
    West Indies won by 7 wickets
    Man of the match is E Morris
    Series Result: Windies sweep 3-0.

    Cyclone hits Ceylon

    First Test
    Sri Lanka v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: Grenades, bowl first

    Code:
    Sri Lanka versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    Sri Lanka
     NT Paravitana     c H Mork            b M Hunt            	86 (132)
     LD Chandimal                      c & b G Sriram          	48 (59)
     KC Sangakkara     stH Mork            b G Sriram          	167 (314)
     DPMD Jayawardene  c P Spark           b G Sriram          	38 (60)
     TT Samaraweera    c H Mork            b G Sriram          	7 (4)
     AD Mathews        c A Monk            b SC Somerset       	31 (44)
     HAPW Jayawardene               not out                	101 (212)
     NLTC Perera       c JB De Prag        b SC Somerset       	45 (62)
     KMDN Kulasekara   c H Mork            b SC Somerset       	4 (6)
     HMRKB Herath                 lbw      b SC Somerset       	2 (11)
     CRD Fernando      c PJ Ingram         b SC Somerset       	0 (1)
     Extras		( w14 nb1 b13 lb27 )		55
    
    	Total (from 151 overs)	584 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-92  2-188  3-260  4-278  5-347  6-489  7-566  8-578  9-584  10-584  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            33	6	115	1	
    GIMH Martyn       28	2	135	0	
    SC Somerset       28	6	96	5	
    G Sriram          34	6	104	4	
    E Ames            26	4	88	0	
    P Spark           1	0	6	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c NLTC Perera       b KMDN Kulasekara   	17 (20)
     PJ Ingram         c DPMD Jayawardene  b CRD Fernando      	24 (41)
     J Howe                       lbw      b KMDN Kulasekara   	4 (8)
     H Mork                       lbw      b HMRKB Herath      	30 (44)
     A Monk            stHAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	15 (21)
     JB De Prag        c HAPW Jayawardene  b CRD Fernando      	29 (51)
     P Spark                      lbw      b HMRKB Herath      	44 (78)
     SC Somerset       c NLTC Perera       b CRD Fernando      	6 (9)
     GIMH Martyn       c KC Sangakkara     b AD Mathews        	16 (39)
     M Hunt                         not out                	4 (13)
     G Sriram          c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	1 (12)
     Extras		( nb1 b2 lb1 )		4
    
    	Total (from 56 overs)	194 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-24  2-28  3-62  4-88  5-99  6-152  7-158  8-189  9-189  10-194  
    
    Bowling Figures for Sri Lanka
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KMDN Kulasekara   15	1	62	2	
    NLTC Perera       12	2	48	0	
    CRD Fernando      11	1	36	3	
    HMRKB Herath      14	5	38	4	
    AD Mathews        4	1	7	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades (Following on)
     E Ames            c AD Mathews        b CRD Fernando      	69 (140)
     PJ Ingram         c HAPW Jayawardene  b KMDN Kulasekara   	2 (7)
     J Howe            c LD Chandimal      b NLTC Perera       	2 (7)
     H Mork            c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	86 (157)
     A Monk            c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	13 (16)
     JB De Prag                     not out                	66 (151)
     P Spark           c LD Chandimal      b CRD Fernando      	51 (87)
     SC Somerset       c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	17 (19)
     GIMH Martyn       c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	0 (1)
     M Hunt                                b HMRKB Herath      	0 (1)
     G Sriram          c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	8 (23)
     Extras		( b8 lb17 )		25
    
    	Total (from 102 overs)	339 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-21  2-28  3-132  4-159  5-188  6-298  7-323  8-323  9-323  10-339  
    
    Bowling Figures for Sri Lanka
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KMDN Kulasekara   25	9	60	1	
    NLTC Perera       23	1	80	1	
    CRD Fernando      24	2	94	2	
    HMRKB Herath      28	9	79	6	
    AD Mathews        1	0	1	0	
    
    Sri Lanka won by an innings and 51 runs
    Man of the match is HMRKB Herath
    Second Test
    Sri Lanka v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: Lankans, bat first

    Code:
    Sri Lanka versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    Sri Lanka
     NT Paravitana                         b GIMH Martyn       	0 (5)
     LD Chandimal      c H Mork            b E Ames            	61 (110)
     KC Sangakkara     c J Howe            b SC Somerset       	6 (13)
     DPMD Jayawardene  c E Ames            b G Sriram          	31 (65)
     TT Samaraweera                        b L Himann          	84 (191)
     AD Mathews                            b G Sriram          	72 (136)
     HAPW Jayawardene  c H Mork            b L Himann          	14 (22)
     NLTC Perera                           b G Sriram          	44 (61)
     KMDN Kulasekara   c E Ames            b SC Somerset       	10 (32)
     HMRKB Herath                 lbw      b SC Somerset       	0 (4)
     CRD Fernando                   not out                	0 (6)
     Extras		( w3 nb1 b2 lb19 )		25
    
    	Total (from 108 overs)	347 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-0  2-19  3-81  4-140  5-271  6-279  7-293  8-337  9-337  10-347  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       24	4	62	1	
    SC Somerset       23	3	77	3	
    G Sriram          28	3	94	3	
    L Himann          22	5	51	2	
    E Ames            10	1	42	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c HAPW Jayawardene  b KMDN Kulasekara   	8 (13)
     E Morris          c TT Samaraweera    b HMRKB Herath      	62 (85)
     J Howe            c NLTC Perera       b HMRKB Herath      	20 (50)
     A Monk                       lbw      b KMDN Kulasekara   	182 (295)
     H Mork                                b NLTC Perera       	25 (81)
     JB De Prag                   lbw      b NLTC Perera       	18 (32)
     P Spark           c DPMD Jayawardene  b KMDN Kulasekara   	116 (160)
     SC Somerset       c HAPW Jayawardene  b HMRKB Herath      	11 (48)
     GIMH Martyn                       c & b KMDN Kulasekara   	2 (4)
     L Himann                       not out                	12 (27)
     G Sriram                     lbw      b CRD Fernando      	11 (17)
     Extras		( w11 nb2 b10 lb12 )		35
    
    	Total (from 136 overs)	502 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-16  2-72  3-130  4-196  5-246  6-456  7-470  8-477  9-487  10-502  
    
    Bowling Figures for Sri Lanka
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KMDN Kulasekara   36	10	111	4	
    NLTC Perera       31	5	124	2	
    CRD Fernando      26	3	116	1	
    HMRKB Herath      33	9	103	3	
    AD Mathews        8	1	20	0	
    TT Samaraweera    1	0	6	0	
    
    Sri Lanka
     NT Paravitana                         b L Himann          	46 (65)
     LD Chandimal      c A Monk            b GIMH Martyn       	13 (38)
     KC Sangakkara                lbw      b G Sriram          	52 (101)
     DPMD Jayawardene             lbw      b SC Somerset       	55 (77)
     TT Samaraweera                 not out                	92 (144)
     AD Mathews        c E Ames            b SC Somerset       	15 (40)
     HAPW Jayawardene  c JB De Prag        b SC Somerset       	6 (17)
     NLTC Perera                  lbw      b G Sriram          	17 (24)
     KMDN Kulasekara   c JB De Prag        b E Ames            	16 (38)
     HMRKB Herath      c SC Somerset       b E Ames            	1 (10)
     CRD Fernando      c L Himann          b E Ames            	0 (9)
     Extras		( w4 nb2 b10 lb12 )		28
    
    	Total (from 94 overs)	341 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-24  2-84  3-154  4-189  5-228  6-248  7-283  8-320  9-335  10-341  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    GIMH Martyn       24	2	101	1	
    SC Somerset       24	6	64	3	
    G Sriram          18	4	58	2	
    L Himann          17	1	79	1	
    E Ames            10	5	17	3	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Ames            c HAPW Jayawardene  b KMDN Kulasekara   	23 (42)
     E Morris                       run out                	18 (19)
     J Howe                         not out                	76 (109)
     A Monk            c LD Chandimal      b NLTC Perera       	38 (86)
     H Mork                         not out                	10 (8)
     Extras		( w9 b3 lb10 )		22
    
    	Total (from 44 overs)	187 - 3
    Fall of wickets:
    1-42  2-66  3-166  
    
    Bowling Figures for Sri Lanka
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KMDN Kulasekara   12	3	40	1	
    NLTC Perera       14	0	71	1	
    CRD Fernando      8	1	33	0	
    HMRKB Herath      10	5	30	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades won by 7 wickets
    Man of the match is A Monk
    Fifth Test
    Sri Lanka v Holy Hand Grenades
    Toss: Sri Lanka bat first

    Code:
    Sri Lanka versus Holy Hand Grenades
    
    Sri Lanka
     NT Paravitana     c PJ Ingram         b M Hunt            	25 (67)
     LD Chandimal      c A Monk            b M Hunt            	55 (83)
     KC Sangakkara     c SC Somerset       b P Spark           	76 (144)
     DPMD Jayawardene             lbw      b SC Somerset       	20 (35)
     TT Samaraweera    c H Mork            b M Hunt            	13 (13)
     AD Mathews        c M Hunt            b G Sriram          	41 (96)
     HAPW Jayawardene          hit wkt     b M Hunt            	26 (50)
     NLTC Perera       stH Mork            b P Spark           	1 (7)
     KMDN Kulasekara                       b P Spark           	0 (2)
     HMRKB Herath                   not out                	39 (73)
     CRD Fernando                 lbw      b Z Dunlop          	22 (31)
     Extras		( w10 nb1 b3 lb8 )		22
    
    	Total (from 101 overs)	340 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-78  2-83  3-132  4-153  5-238  6-238  7-239  8-239  9-296  10-340  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            28	6	111	4	
    SC Somerset       27	4	97	1	
    G Sriram          25	4	67	1	
    Z Dunlop          13	1	42	1	
    P Spark           7	3	12	3	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris          c HMRKB Herath      b CRD Fernando      	69 (107)
     J Howe            c HAPW Jayawardene  b NLTC Perera       	18 (23)
     A Monk                       lbw      b HMRKB Herath      	15 (28)
     P Spark                      lbw      b CRD Fernando      	10 (35)
     JB De Prag        c HAPW Jayawardene  b CRD Fernando      	117 (238)
     H Mork            c HAPW Jayawardene  b CRD Fernando      	84 (120)
     PJ Ingram         c KMDN Kulasekara   b TT Samaraweera    	14 (61)
     Z Dunlop          c KC Sangakkara     b HMRKB Herath      	0 (3)
     SC Somerset                    run out                	11 (30)
     M Hunt                                b HMRKB Herath      	0 (4)
     G Sriram                       not out                	4 (5)
     Extras		( w5 lb21 )		26
    
    	Total (from 109 overs)	368 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-44  2-100  3-116  4-123  5-255  6-311  7-312  8-346  9-356  10-368  
    
    Bowling Figures for Sri Lanka
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KMDN Kulasekara   24	3	95	0	
    NLTC Perera       22	3	83	1	
    CRD Fernando      25	7	78	4	
    HMRKB Herath      30	8	79	3	
    AD Mathews        4	2	8	0	
    TT Samaraweera    4	2	4	1	
    
    Sri Lanka
     NT Paravitana                lbw      b SC Somerset       	5 (12)
     LD Chandimal                          b M Hunt            	3 (9)
     KC Sangakkara     stH Mork            b G Sriram          	65 (130)
     DPMD Jayawardene  c Z Dunlop          b M Hunt            	10 (10)
     TT Samaraweera               lbw      b P Spark           	84 (132)
     AD Mathews                   lbw      b JB De Prag        	30 (73)
     HAPW Jayawardene               run out                	33 (66)
     NLTC Perera       stH Mork            b G Sriram          	17 (50)
     KMDN Kulasekara   stH Mork            b G Sriram          	4 (6)
     HMRKB Herath                          b SC Somerset       	20 (35)
     CRD Fernando                   not out                	16 (23)
     Extras		( w6 nb2 b11 lb15 )		34
    
    	Total (from 91 overs)	321 All out
    Fall of wickets:
    1-9  2-13  3-25  4-165  5-186  6-237  7-272  8-276  9-295  10-321  
    
    Bowling Figures for Holy Hand Grenades
    
                      O	M	R	W
    M Hunt            27	3	93	2	
    SC Somerset       20	4	54	2	
    G Sriram          24	6	88	3	
    Z Dunlop          9	1	21	0	
    P Spark           6	2	22	1	
    JB De Prag        5	1	17	1	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades
     E Morris          c HAPW Jayawardene  b KMDN Kulasekara   	25 (41)
     J Howe            c HMRKB Herath      b CRD Fernando      	81 (141)
     A Monk            c HAPW Jayawardene  b NLTC Perera       	92 (202)
     P Spark                        not out                	65 (98)
     JB De Prag                     not out                	16 (16)
     Extras		( nb3 b4 lb8 )		15
    
    	Total (from 83 overs)	294 - 3
    Fall of wickets:
    1-44  2-168  3-271  
    
    Bowling Figures for Sri Lanka
    
                      O	M	R	W
    KMDN Kulasekara   25	3	65	1	
    NLTC Perera       19	0	79	1	
    CRD Fernando      14	3	58	1	
    HMRKB Herath      18	5	56	0	
    AD Mathews        7	1	24	0	
    
    Holy Hand Grenades won by 7 wickets
    Man of the match is H Mork
    Series Result: The Holy Hand Grenades take it 2-1.

    Aaand that's it for tonight. I'll do the rest tomorrow.

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    These matches are not ratified by the CWCA, and as such the results both individually and as a team are of no consequence and will not be officially recorded.

    Given these matches have been conducted with an entirely different database, they do not even reflect the CWCA competition, or its expected outcomes, in the slightest.

    As can be seen from the official schedule, the competition starts tomorrow - given this, further matches of this nature will undermine the official competition, as well as future international competition, and as such are no longer considered to be a part of CWC. I'm sure this is understandable to all. Your team is essentially conducting a rebel tour, contrary to the regulations and requirements of the league they are registered for.

    Any such postings in future will be moved to a more appropriate forum. Wanton violation of this decision will be dealt with as deemed appropriate. Thank you
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    ban em all imo

    and all the test players

    and test em for drugs playing so many matches in such a short space of time
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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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