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    To Whom It May Concern:

    Respected Sir / Madam

    I am 18 years old All-rounder from Lahore Pakistan. I am an aggressive batsman on any position and attacking off spinner. I am also the best fielder at point and cover position. Besides of this, I am a specialist off spinner having the same bowling action style as legend Off-spinner Murlidharan of Sri lanka. I have 11 different bowling verities and can Doosra with 3 different stunning variations. Others are small spin, very big spin, sharp spin, top spin, top spin bouncer, cutting-in air, cutting-out air, straighter one, quick in air but getting slow after pitching, slow in air but skits very sharply after pitching and my special mystery bowl cutting out in air but spins in sharply after pitching.

    I have played Pak U-15, U-17 and PCB U-19 Grade 1 and now I want to represent/play for your prestigious county/Club country to excel my skills. It is also passion of mine to play county/club cricket in your prestigious country as many other world class players do. In this context I request you to honor me a chance to play for your country at any level of your cricket championships in upcoming season. I guarantee you that I will play match winning role in each game as I am a match winner and always perform on any kind of surface. I also assure you that I never let you down and keep my word as you never seen an off spinner like me who bowls much better then Murli. I can also coach young players the art of Doosra on demand.

    Waiting for your positive reply as soon as possible.

    Kind Regards
    Shakeel Manzoor

    I have more then 150 newspaper cuttings, certificate and appreciation and recommendation letters which I can deliver on demand but at the moment some highlights of my profile is as under:

    Full Name: Shakeel Manzoor s/o Muhammad Manzoor

    DOB: 08-05-1987

    Residence: H: No. 3/C St: 32 Ramnagar Rajgarh Road Lahore-54000
    1 B 54 Sanat Nagar Lahore 54000

    Postal: P O Box 2475 Lahore-54000 Pakistan

    Ph: 00923334508939, 0092427249141

    E-mail: kingofspin11@yahoo.com

    Club: New Prince Gymkhana Cricket Club,
    Afgan Park Sant Nagar Lahore





    Status: Captain cum Coach
    RA Off-spinner
    Top Order RH Batsman
    Point & Cover fielding Specialist


    ACHEIVEMENTS:



    • http://www.pcboard.com.pk/Pakistan/P...ics_lists.html
    • PCB U-19 Grade 1 Lahore Region
    • Lahore City Cricket Association U-19
    • Pakistan U-15 Lahore Region
    • Pakistan U-17 Camp
    • PCB U-19 Regional Academy
    • PCB Pepsi U-16 Clinic
    • Daily Khabrain-Saud Khan U-16 coaching camp
    • Enrollment letter 2004 in NCB-UK level 1 coaching course but did not join due to collarbone injury
    • Data Gunj Buksh Town City Govt: Lahore best young emerging player award
    • Vice Captain Union Council 81 City Government Lahore
    • Runner-up Data Gung Buksh Town Crystal Trophy
    • Vice Captain (juniors) City Government Lahore.
    • Captain Inter Zonal U-19 Championship West Zone-LCCA
    • Lahore Division Cricket Coaching/Training Camp
    • PCB U-19 Inter District Championship
    • Rest of Pakistan Eleven (reserve)
    • Player of the year, NPGCC 2005,2004,2002,1999
    • Prime Bank
    • Service Industries
    • Bank of Punjab
    • Leopards Couriers
    • Bio Amla. etc



    I will provide the original on demand.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
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    Trinidad and Tobago

    SUPER CUP CRICKET

    The following clubs are available with their specifications listed. Please apply only to clubs looking for your player type and fill out the entry form as instructed above. Locals of Trinidad and Tobago do not qualify as foreign signings and as such, Anthony Lezama, Gareth Gooljar and Liam Camps may sign up for the Super Cup without taking any of the spaces listed below.

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    Port-of-Spain Porters
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    Intentions (ie what you hope to accomplish there. eg improved bowling): i would like to improve on my batting
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    Blimey. Erm, you do realise this is all a simulation league, right? It's not real.

    Also, Club Cricket season 9-10 is over, so you'll be best to look into the CW Dev League forum, and use the signup thread there.
    REMEMBER: A couple of years in therapy, you'll get over it.

    Proud to be a member of the CW Colts


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    Blimey. Erm, you do realise this is all a simulation league, right? It's not real.

    Also, Club Cricket season 9-10 is over, so you'll be best to look into the CW Dev League forum, and use the signup thread there.
    so where are we to sign up for the new off season Mr Loony BoB sir

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    This is awesome....

    Where's that site that Langeveldt posted in a thread ages ago? Oh, I love this...

    I'll start moderating it when I finish laughing...next Thursday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinchy81
    so where are we to sign up for the new off season Mr Loony BoB sir
    The short answer? Not yet. It'll come when it's nearer to the start of club cricket. Patience.

    Oh, and at the Pakistani...
    Messi scores on the rebound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox
    This is awesome....

    Where's that site that Langeveldt posted in a thread ages ago? Oh, I love this...

    I'll start moderating it when I finish laughing...next Thursday.

    I got an email a while ago from a Sri Lankan chap to the effect of the same thing. He included scans of certificates he got, as well...
    President of SKAS - Kat is King | Proud member of CVAAS - One of the best | LRPLTAS - Rosco rocks!
    The NZTailender Supporting XI:
    H Rutherford, T Latham, N Broom, M Bracewell, D Brownlie, BJ Watling, D de Boorder+, M Henry, B Wheeler, H Bennett, A Milne
    Go Tigers!
    R.I.P. Fardin & Craig

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    That was cool, ... times 6
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    650 wickets @ 28.86, S/R of 41.75
    Best Bowling of 8 for 57
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    Best Bowling of 5 for 59
    4 5-wicket innings, 0 10-wicket matches.

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    Here's the email I got earlier this year. ***'d out passport & telephone details.

    And I have no diea why


    DEAR SIR,

    I AM MADURANGA DISSANAYAKE, A CITIZEN OF SRI LANKA (PASSPORT
    **-*******), CURRENTLY STUDING AT PEOPLE'S FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSIYTY
    OF RUSSIA.

    HERE IN MOSCOW, I AM A PERMENENT MEMBER OF THE "SONNET" CRICKET TEAM
    AND ANUALLY WE ARE HAVING SUMMER CRICKET TOURNAMENT FROM JUNE 15TH TO
    AUGUST 30TH.

    HENCE I AM A MEDICAL STUDENT (MY SPECIALLITY WILL BE SPORT MEDICINE).
    I WAS PLAYING CRICKET SINCE MY CHILDHOOD.

    I WAS THE OPENER WHERE EVER WHEN EVER.I PLAYED, AND DID CAPTAINCY IN
    UNDER 17, UNDER 19 SCHOOL CRICKET TEAMS.

    I HAVE SUCCESED AS A BATSMAN AND AS WELL AS FIELDER AND OFF SPRING
    BOWLER. I AM RIGHT HAND BATSMAN.

    "BEST AND COMING UP SCHOOL CRICKET TEAM IN SRI LANKA -1998" IS ONE OF
    THE BEST AWARDS, WHICH I HAVE RECIVED IN MY SCHOOL CRICKET LIFE.IN
    THAT TOURNAMENT I CAPTAINED MY SCHOOL CRICKET TEAM AND WON THE SHILD
    FOR THE "BEST BATSMAN"

    I PLAYED A NUMBER OF INTERSCHOOL TOURNAMENT SUCH AS "HORLICKS" "BATA"
    ETC….(I HAVE ENCLOSE THE SOME OF MY CERTIFICATES REGARDING THE ABOVE
    TOURNAMENTS).

    AFTER COMPLATING MY SCHOOL LIFE ,I JOINED MY TOWN CRICKET CLUB("KANDY
    CRICKET CLUB")AND PLAYED THIR UNTIL I LEFT THE COUNTRY.

    UNFORTUNATELY I MISSED SOME INTERNATIONAL CRICKET COUCHING CAMPS, DUE
    TO UNEVOIDABLE CIRCUMSTANCES.

    NOW IN MY UNIVERSITY LIFE,I HAVE THE CHANCE OF PLAYING CRICKET ONCE AGAIN.

    "UNITET CRICKET LEAGUE RUSSIA" IS THE COMBINATION OF ENGLAND
    AUSTRALIAN, INDIAN, AND PAKISTAN PEOPLE WHO ARE LIVING IN MOSCOW.
    "SONNET" IS ONE OF THE BEST TEAM IN THIS LEAGUE.
    (IF YOU NEED ANY INFORMATION YOU CAN CONTACT THE EMBASSIES OF THE
    ABOVE NAMED COUNTRIES.)


    DEAR SIR IF I AM NOT TROUBLING YOU ,WILL YOU LET ME KNOW WHETHER I
    COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY IN YOUR CLUB DURING MY VACATION (SUMMER
    AND WINTER TIME).

    I DO HOPE THAT YOU WILL CONSIDER MY REQUEST FEVOURABLEY.

    I AM WAITING FOR YOU SIR.

    THANKING YOU IN ADVANSE SIR.

    YOUR FAITHFULLY

    MADURANGA DISSANAYAKE.
    (PASSPORT **-*******)

    TEL-***-***-*******
    ***-***-*******
    ***-***-*******.

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    I think Mr McShane has been at work again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh
    I think Mr McShane has been at work again
    If so, he got CricketArchive in on the joke.

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    It's the most elaborate Mr McShane hoax yet

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    I love watching people bowl them off springers.

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