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    We'll take Pares, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    I've heard all this before, Su'a. At least I didn't fall out with my team mates during my test career.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    Call me Michael Mason then
    I'd rather call you Matt Mason. I bet you'd find being named after a half-irish-half-aussie also ran a lot more galling than being named after a Christopher Eccleston-look-a-likey Kiwi also ran.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    We'll take Pares, thanks.
    great stuff, so now im assigned to a team - what next?!!


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    You'll get assigned to a Grade team and play for them unless you get called up for the Colts - which could be likely at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk View Post
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    Jeez. Just looked at this guy.... Even being RHDS might not be good enough to displace this sort of player! Maybe I should have given my club (not first class for those wags out there observant enough to note my poor first class average) average rather than my test average. After all, I don't recall a test playing David Pares, but do know of at least one test playing Heath Davis!!

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    yeh i went for my club averages and it looks like it paid off!
    ive had a pretty awsome season this year for my club so my efforts in real life may now turn me into a class cyberspace cricketer

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidpares View Post
    yeh i went for my club averages and it looks like it paid off!
    ive had a pretty awsome season this year for my club so my efforts in real life may now turn me into a class cyberspace cricketer
    Good luck David, but you'd better look out if one H. Davis comes running in from the boundary to bowl to you. It'll either be 5 wides, you'll be bowled or you'll be injured.

    That, my friend is H E A T H D A V I S S P E E D

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Good luck David, but you'd better look out if one H. Davis comes running in from the boundary to bowl to you. It'll either be 5 wides, you'll be bowled or you'll be injured.

    That, my friend is H E A T H D A V I S S P E E D

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZTailender View Post
    We'll take Pares, thanks.
    Confirmed if Blue do not take him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Wright View Post
    Confirmed if Blue do not take him.
    They can't. Expired long ago.

    Doesn't look like they want Davis either...and neither does Green? (Red doesn't, so if Garven doesn't want him the turn goes to Black...)
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    How many eligible players will (do) we have during the ODIs?
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    11 or 12, one would think.

    Totally missed the boat on that last rookie, but CW Blue has too many bowlers anyway.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    How many eligible players will (do) we have during the ODIs?
    Smith, Gelman, Richards, Donald, Su, Armstrong, Patrick, Borcich, Roberts, Blackman, McMeekin, Syed, Fox, Arnold.

    14, by the looks of things. You can even leave the inactives on the bench, if you like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    Doesn't look like they want Davis either...

    Hey, I'll take you all on by myself. You may have to bat first though as Heathy doesn't score too many runs. You'll only have six fit players left by the end of your innings though, and you'll be begging Heathy to turn out for you then!!



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