So, here I am. It's the end of season 7 and I need to get away. Not that I don't like you or ought, it's just I need a change to refresh me for season 8. AM Zebra's 5Day average in season 7 was in the 50's, so I have a window of oppertunity. An chance to make the Reds #1 5Day spinners spot my own.
<Cue Rocky theme tune>But I must be fitter, more accurate and more consistent. Therefore I'm going to play professional cricket in the off season.
I have several choices:
England- Nah, too cold
Australia- Well, I heard Western Australia were looking for a spinner, so I applied. This was the Responce(or something like):
That leaves USA or Trinidad and Tobago. I shall decide through a series of head to heads.Is this a f***ing joke?!?!?! You're a Pom!!!!!!!!!!! F*** OFF!!!!!!!!
Standard of Cricket: T&T
Sun and Beaches: T&T(hopefully no hurricanes)
Scantilly clad women:T&T(you seen those Carib beer girls? )
Availability of Cannabis: T&T
Least George W Bushes: T&T
We have a winner!!! I'm off to T&T, hopefully