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    Sing When You're Winning - Songs of the CW terraces

    This is where all the Songs/Chants of CW XI fans go
    I'm sure you can all do far better than me
    I'll start us off

    There we where just walking down the street
    Singin
    Up the Webbers, Webbers
    CW

    Super Neil Pickup
    (to the tune of Copa Cobana[I think] by Barry Manilow)

    His name is Pickup
    Super Neil Pickup
    His red hair makes him look a prat
    But we'll let him off with that
    Coz he bowls good leg spin
    Who needs the whellie bin?

    Nibbs/Halseys blues
    (to the tune of The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles)

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    According to Nibblet
    It is all down to bad chi

    OR

    Christ you know it ain't easy
    You know how hard it can be
    But look on the Bright side
    They don't have to pick Halsey (yet )

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    The Reds' Song
    (which I bunked off Saints and changed. To the tune of Annie's song by John Denver)

    You fill up my senses
    Like a whiskey from Marcs bar
    Like one of hakon's Haddocks
    Like some of Liams best sh!t
    Like a night at the Lords Lounge
    Like throwing stones at Nikhil
    Oh CW Red, come fill me again!!
    (nanananana
    OOOH!!!!!!)

    NOTE: Nikhil Nichani's defence team are preparing to sue the as yet unnamed Reds fan who created that malicious line about their client.

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    Can you hear the Red boys sing? NOOOOOO, NOOOOOO
    Can you hear the Red boys sing? I cant hear a f***ing thing
    Dave Mohammed >>>> You


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    Fight, Fight, wherever you may be
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    And we'll fight you all, wherever you may be
    And we'll fight you all for the Web Country

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    On bealf of the Prosecution in the Trial of Nikhil Nichani

    Cheat wherever he may be[ To tune of Flower of Scotland]

    O' Nikhil Nichani!
    Cheat wherever he may be!
    O' Nikhil Nichani!
    Here he goes again!
    O' Nikhil Nichani!
    Here's your 3rd retirement!
    O' Nikhil Nichani!
    *lines "O' Nikhil Nichani" Sung with middle fingers raised*
    Or something.

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    The Official CW Blue Chant

    Are we good, are we good, are we any f*cken good?
    Yes we are, yes we are, we're the f*cken best by far!

    The Official Chant to Nikhil Nichani

    Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah,
    aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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    The Green chant(Ripped off Tom Halsey's one for the Blues last year )

    We are Greens and we are class!
    So we're gonna kick your ass!!!

    Cheers for that one Tom.

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    This isnt really relelvant to me, but if someone ever gets dropped, its not a bad one.
    "Cleaning out my locker"
    To the tune of "Cleaning out my Closet" by Eminem.

    Wheres my place? I got no place in the CW Blue. Oh there you go, yeah, dropped, dropped, dropped....

    Have you ever been hated or descriminated against?
    I have, I been dropped and pushed to the boundary fence.
    Picket fence for my only chance, look at the times,
    Sick of the mind of the broken wicket left behind,
    All this appealing, cheating runs deep to the coutroom,
    tempers flaring from captains, just get a duck and keep going,
    Not taking no runs from no one, give em wickets as long as I'm breathing,
    Keep getting edges in the morning and dropping sitters in the evening,
    Leave them sour with the taste of failure in their mouth,
    See they can sledge me, and I'll always be getting out,
    Look at me now, I bet'ya probably sick of me now, aint you Liam!
    I'm gonna score a century now!

    (Chorus)
    Im sorry Liam...
    I never meant to fail....
    I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker,
    I said Im sorry Liam...
    I never meant to hurt you...
    I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker.

    I got some pads in my locker, and I dont know if no one knows it,
    So before they throw me back in Club cricket and close it,
    Im gonna expose it,
    I'll take you back to 2003, before I ever had a 6 consecutive duck slumpy,
    I was a just a newby, maybe I was just a couple of hours,
    fagg*t Liam must have had his whiteys up in a bunch,
    Coz he dropped me, I wonder if he even waved me goodbye,
    No i dont, on second thoughts I fu**ing wish he would die.
    I look at CW Blue, and I couldn't picture leaving the team,
    Even if I hated Liam, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try,
    To make it work for CW Blue's sake I might be getting ducks,
    But Im only a newbie, but Im old enough to face the bowler today,
    I know it was stupid, no doubt it was dumb,
    But the smartest thing I ever did was hit that bowler for 6,
    Coz I would have blocked it, sh*t I woulda played outta a maiden,
    Thats my life, I'd like to welcome you'all to the KennyD show!



    There, that took ages.

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    i think you need to take up a few things with liam...
    Jesus brings life eternal

    remembering the life of Phil 'The Prince' Hughes

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    Kenny, may I borrow that one for my CW XI efforts
    eep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUST_HiTMaN
    Kenny, may I borrow that one for my CW XI efforts
    sure, as long as you accredit me for that masterpiece!

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    You need a hobby Kenny. Very impressive though.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    You need a hobby Kenny. Very impressive though.
    I can't believe you just said that.

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