*Official* CW in Australia Tour Diary - Page 2

Neil Pickup · 17-11-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally said by Mr Mxyzptlk whilst high
There goes the leetle doggy running round the ground, look woofy woofy he's got a puffy tail, hehehe, puffy puffy, Hello Corey, I'm the magic man from the land of the cheese! Will you come and chase the puff with me?

Corey then, understandably, lamped him.

Mr Mxyzptlk · 17-11-2003, 04:25 PM

I categorically deny using the word doggy and the phrase "Chase the puff"... I say "Puff the magic dragon".

Neil Pickup · 17-11-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
I categorically deny using the word doggy and the phrase "Chase the puff"... I say "Puff the magic dragon".

That settles it. Must have been stoned. ("Puff the Magic Dragon" ~ Cannabis)

marc71178 · 17-11-2003, 04:37 PM

Sorry Neil but you didn't deserve that wicket as it came from batsman error (if being helpless on the floor laughing at your camp run-up can be called an error)

Neil Pickup · 17-11-2003, 04:39 PM

What I want to say, I can't, because there are minors who read this.

Mr Mxyzptlk · 17-11-2003, 04:44 PM

Wimp.

PY · 17-11-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Neil Pickup
Somehow Rich H managed to pick up a few wickets as Pete (quelle surprise) failed to convert a start into a big score and makeshift opener Bugs did the same.

I can only assume he'd left a joint in the pavilion and didn't want Pete swiping it.

This left Pete with 22 overs to prod around for an average-boosting 28* following Bugs' run-a-ball 31.

Oi :!(

What's this? Pete's 200km away instead of 20 metres away so I'll take the **** out of him?

Player Conference
"I categorically deny all allegations of drugs. I only took what Warney's Mum told me was a herbal remedy."

Neil Pickup · 17-11-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by PY
What's this? Pete's 200km away instead of 20 metres away so I'll take the **** out of him?

Don't worry, everyone's getting it at some point. Wait till the helicopters come out.

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Player Conference
"I categorically deny all allegations of drugs. I only took what Warney's Mum told me was a herbal remedy."

Rolled-up and lit herbal remedy? :P

PY · 17-11-2003, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Neil Pickup
Wait till the helicopters come out.

Not again

Samuel_Vimes · 17-11-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by Neil Pickup
Can't say I remember too much of Day one, having spent its entirety in the clubhouse and nets, and joining in with the "who-can-hit-Mr-Ponting-in-the-most-uncomfortable-place-with-a-bouncer" competition. He's not the most popular character in the camp at present after the Rosanna farce. Corey won in the end - his first ball, clocked at 151kph, was edged as the batsman ducked, and the next, which registered as 228kph (at least that's what I think the speed gun said before the green smoke came out of the back, and it exploded) before striking Mr Ponting on the full, in the grille, and rendering him unconscious for several hours.

Reminds me rather of a certain Monty Python skit...except they threw spears instead of balls

lord_of_darkness · 18-11-2003, 05:55 PM

No disciplinary charges can be taken against liam as he IS Cwbcc ..

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What I want to say, I can't, because there are minors who read this.

Minors? where?!
i have sheduled for the team to go to the "White House" followed by drinks and clubbing at the 'staircase' because i heard londons top house and rave dj Sasha is coming there !
Enjoy team !

Neil Pickup · 19-11-2003, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by lord_of_darkness
Minors? where?!

Jamee and Jay.

lord_of_darkness · 19-11-2003, 06:19 PM

oh thats alright they are in the cw bar..

gibbsnsmith · 20-11-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Neil Pickup
Jamee and Jay.

I dont knw any "Jay"'s....

BTW, Cloete is 15 too :P

lord_of_darkness · 20-11-2003, 04:35 PM

He gets drunk, hes mature

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