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[pinchy81]

damn my multiple something something

 

[NUFAN]

Does the 10 players have to be real or made up? I will edit this post with my rego later, after I know this...

Name: Andy Pimpkins
Nationality: Zimbabwean
Date of birth: 18/3/1895
Right or left-handed: Middle Nah, right handed
Signature court (pick ONE):Clay
Short biography of person and style: Andy is a fat slob, who sits in a wheelchair, but can really walk. He gets up and plays tennis occasionally, usually with a birds eggs.

Ten names of other players: Name - Nationality - Age:
Bob Franklin - Australian - 6
Jimmy Hendrix - American - 83
Joe Rouldoph - Tanzanean - 37
Tim Ambrose - English - 28
Jake McDonald - Australian - 12
Nathan Spinks - Kiwi - 4
Leanne Fructer - Bangladeshi - 93
John Sower - Ireland - 36
Jock Strap - Scotland - 47
Pom Smasher - Kiwi - 32

That's just silly d00d.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

That's just silly d00d.

Awta.

Also, stop signing up Brits, they're rubbish.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Yeah, I've taken some (a lot) of creative license with some of the sillier names.

 

[Johnners]

Name: Spas Delev
Nationality: Bulgarian
Date of birth: 24/6/1987
Right or left-handed: Left
Signature court: Grass
Short biography of person and style:
Despite standing at only 5'5, and only picking up a tennis bat errrr.... racquet for the first time 3 months ago, Spas Delev, his b00ming serve and his equally b00ming temper tantrums are set to take the Tennis world by storm. The larger than life Bulgarian generally shies away from long rally's, and looks to dominate his opponents with a powerful game from the baseline. Being somewhat of an enigma though, the aptly named Spas will need to control his temper if he wishes to fulfill his new found dream of tearing up the grass courts and becoming the Wimbledon Champion.

 

[sanga1337]

seems to be a lot of agro tennis players so far.

 

[Johnners]

10 other players:

Roman Dorogan (19) - Ukraine
Mark Winterbottom (25) - Australia
Takamakuchi Haradasun (27) - Japan
Darcy Cowan (18) - USA
Azgin Erdi (22) - Turkey
Ion Andueza (21) - Spain
Anderson Dos Santos (20) - Brazil
Bertran Renard (25) - France
Denis Denisov (16) - Russia
Wayno (33) - Australia

 

[cricketboy29]

Name: Suryakant Singh
Nationality: Indian
Date of birth: 20/9/1987
Right or left-handed: Left
Signature court: Grass
Short biography of person and style:
Suryakant Singh grew up in the gallis of Punjab, hitting the ball against a wall with a frying pan stolen from his mum's kitchen. Other boys scoffed at him, and went on playing their cricket, but he knew his goal and purpose in life. Becoming Wimbledon Champion. Being able to counterpunch as well as the next person, and having great hands at the net serves him well. But the inability to serve provides a severe disadvantage.

Names(10)
Scott Denison (ENG)
Faizal Al-Quireshi(PAK)
Luke Williams (ENG)
Mark Woodfurd(AUS)
Carlos Munez (ESP)
Ryan Bertrand (FRA)
Eduardo de Nascimento (BRA)
Pablo Piatti (ARG)
Serman Corenas (COL)
Ben Sahar (ISR)

 

[Bobisback]

Name: Caresh Mahboob
Nationality: Pakistan
Date of birth: 23/5/88
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE):
Hard
Short biography of person and style:
Born, grew up, now plays tennis.

 

[Matteh]

Name: Mat Mitchell
Nationality: German
Date of birth: 30-06-87
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE): Grass
Short biography of person and style: Forced to play tennis at age 3 by over aggressive parents, he's recently reached the professional level. Serve Volley.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Name: Caresh Mahboob

Oh the memories

 

[Jamee999]

Name: Jamee Hancianu
Nationality: Romanian
Date of birth: 16-11-1990
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE):
Clay
Short biography of person and style: Runs around a lot, can hit the ball harder than you can.

Ten names of other players: Name - Nationality - Age
Alexander Alitspritsin - Lithuania - 31
Gjorgi Dinov - FYROM - 20
Davis Kennedy - Canada - 26
Michael De Kinsele - Italy - 23
James O'Raherty - Ireland - 26
Jean-Alain Depuis - France - 36
David Allani - Australia - 21
Jimmy Bolton - GB - 33
Hristo Bolivar - Bulgaria - 23
Excabar Himanez - Spain - 28

 

[Nate]

Name: Brett Read
Nationality: Australian
Date of birth: 14th August, 1981
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE): Hard
Short biography of person and style:
After giving up the game of cricket, ex-Brackenhurst player Brett Read is giving the game of tennis a crack. Although nearing the older range of players on the circuit, Read is awesome at chasing balls down, returning the unreturnable. His crafty serve and superb touch mean he's always thereabouts come the big end of tournaments.

Ten names:
Alonso Fedrique - SPA 24
Nilikar Midid - CRO 23
Bjorn Donaldson - SWE 20
Matthew Oertel - SA 19
Strongth Badlee - US 22
Haiku Morkel - NOR 21
Ninten Doh - JAP 30
Anton Bachunelli - ITA 32
Anothy Ficher - US 18
Andy Russell - ENG 17

 

[Mister Wright]

Name: Jo Jo Mustard
Nationality: Australian
Date of birth: 25 Jul, 1990
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE):
Grass
Short biography of person and style:
Mustard is a grass court specialist, who grew up loving the exploits of heros such as Sampras, Rafter and memories of McEnroe. The serve-volley specialist, is young and brimming with confidence, who mixes the authority of Sampras, flair of Rafter and fire of McEnroe to create a truly entertaining mix. Already, suspended twice for verbal abuse towards crowds and the referee, the youngster is out to win and nothing else.

Ten names:
Roger Nadal - POR - 25
Dwayne Murdoch - USA - 21
Ian Madonna - ARG - 27
Pat Hewitt - AUS - 28
Andy Thompson - CAN - 24
Akihiko Veno - JPN - 32
Pete Agassi - ITA - 26
Becker Haas - GER - 31
Greg Henman - ENG - 19
Max Gibson - AUS - 17

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

So far we have 16 CW players and 143 others. If we can get another 4-5 (I'll wait for Jono as I'd imagine he doesn't want to miss), I'll just make up the rest of the names and we can get started.

Cheers .

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Added a few more fictitious players to my list on my previous post; just to ensure I'd contributed my full compliment of 10.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Duly noted .

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Jo Jo Mustard. Best name ever. Kudos to Wright for finally making something funny.

 

[pasag]

Too late to join?

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Nope - go for it.