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[Samuel_Vimes]

Cheers fellas, that could come in handy.

Not quite sure how I'll start the rankings for the season. I was thinking I'll either do:

a). Use the points scored in 2007 and relate them to random people (problem is I can't find these points); or
b). Start the points system from scratch.

Kinda leaning towards option 2.

Yeah, anything else would require insane amounts of research to get vaguely accurate.

[Jakester1288]

Does the 10 players have to be real or made up? I will edit this post with my rego later, after I know this...

Name: Andy Pimpkins
Nationality: Zimbabwean
Date of birth: 18/3/1895
Right or left-handed: Middle Nah, right handed
Signature court (pick ONE):Clay
Short biography of person and style: Andy is a fat slob, who sits in a wheelchair, but can really walk. He gets up and plays tennis occasionally, usually with a birds eggs.

Ten names of other players: Name - Nationality - Age:
Bob Franklin - Australian - 6
Jimmy Hendrix - American - 83
Joe Rouldoph - Tanzanean - 37
Tim Ambrose - English - 28
Jake McDonald - Australian - 12
Nathan Spinks - Kiwi - 4
Leanne Fructer - Bangladeshi - 93
John Sower - Ireland - 36
Jock Strap - Scotland - 47
Pom Smasher - Kiwi - 32

[SirBloody Idiot]

Made up.

[pinchy81]

Hey Pinchy who's Ryan?

I don't see know Ryan there

[NUFAN]

I don't see know Ryan there

Short biography of person and style: Always a loner and an outsider Ryan decided to take up tennis so he could escape the torments of others, and with his power game he has turned those torrents into cheers

[pinchy81]

damn my multiple something something

[NUFAN]

Does the 10 players have to be real or made up? I will edit this post with my rego later, after I know this...

Name: Andy Pimpkins
Nationality: Zimbabwean
Date of birth: 18/3/1895
Right or left-handed: Middle Nah, right handed
Signature court (pick ONE):Clay
Short biography of person and style: Andy is a fat slob, who sits in a wheelchair, but can really walk. He gets up and plays tennis occasionally, usually with a birds eggs.

Ten names of other players: Name - Nationality - Age:
Bob Franklin - Australian - 6
Jimmy Hendrix - American - 83
Joe Rouldoph - Tanzanean - 37
Tim Ambrose - English - 28
Jake McDonald - Australian - 12
Nathan Spinks - Kiwi - 4
Leanne Fructer - Bangladeshi - 93
John Sower - Ireland - 36
Jock Strap - Scotland - 47
Pom Smasher - Kiwi - 32

That's just silly d00d.

[Samuel_Vimes]

That's just silly d00d.

Awta.

Also, stop signing up Brits, they're rubbish.

[SirBloody Idiot]

Yeah, I've taken some (a lot) of creative license with some of the sillier names.

[Johnners]

Name: Spas Delev
Nationality: Bulgarian
Date of birth: 24/6/1987
Right or left-handed: Left
Signature court: Grass
Short biography of person and style:
Despite standing at only 5'5, and only picking up a tennis bat errrr.... racquet for the first time 3 months ago, Spas Delev, his b00ming serve and his equally b00ming temper tantrums are set to take the Tennis world by storm. The larger than life Bulgarian generally shies away from long rally's, and looks to dominate his opponents with a powerful game from the baseline. Being somewhat of an enigma though, the aptly named Spas will need to control his temper if he wishes to fulfill his new found dream of tearing up the grass courts and becoming the Wimbledon Champion.

[sanga1337]

seems to be a lot of agro tennis players so far.

[Johnners]

10 other players:

Roman Dorogan (19) - Ukraine
Mark Winterbottom (25) - Australia
Takamakuchi Haradasun (27) - Japan
Darcy Cowan (18) - USA
Azgin Erdi (22) - Turkey
Ion Andueza (21) - Spain
Anderson Dos Santos (20) - Brazil
Bertran Renard (25) - France
Denis Denisov (16) - Russia
Wayno (33) - Australia

[cricketboy29]

Name: Suryakant Singh
Nationality: Indian
Date of birth: 20/9/1987
Right or left-handed: Left
Signature court: Grass
Short biography of person and style:
Suryakant Singh grew up in the gallis of Punjab, hitting the ball against a wall with a frying pan stolen from his mum's kitchen. Other boys scoffed at him, and went on playing their cricket, but he knew his goal and purpose in life. Becoming Wimbledon Champion. Being able to counterpunch as well as the next person, and having great hands at the net serves him well. But the inability to serve provides a severe disadvantage.

Names(10)
Scott Denison (ENG)
Faizal Al-Quireshi(PAK)
Luke Williams (ENG)
Mark Woodfurd(AUS)
Carlos Munez (ESP)
Ryan Bertrand (FRA)
Eduardo de Nascimento (BRA)
Pablo Piatti (ARG)
Serman Corenas (COL)
Ben Sahar (ISR)

[Bobisback]

Name: Caresh Mahboob
Nationality: Pakistan
Date of birth: 23/5/88
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE):
Hard
Short biography of person and style:
Born, grew up, now plays tennis.

[Matteh]

Name: Mat Mitchell
Nationality: German
Date of birth: 30-06-87
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE): Grass
Short biography of person and style: Forced to play tennis at age 3 by over aggressive parents, he's recently reached the professional level. Serve Volley.