27-04-2011, 08:21 AM
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Track #1 - With or Without EWS (To the tune of With or Without You)
 You post a schedule full of lies. See the damage - Spark has cried. We wait for you. You're a ****, it's so very late For far too long you've made us wait. And we wait... for Prince EWS With or without EWS With or without EWS. This is crazy, it's such poor form. You've given **** all, it cuts my core, And we're wait-ing for you. With or without EWS With or without EWS oh ohhhh. We can't sim with or without EWS.
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27-04-2011, 08:31 AM
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Track # 2 - You've done **** all to the tune of Wonderwall
Today is gonna be the day That we're gonna throw some hands at you By now you should have somehow Realised what you've gotta do I don't believe that anybody Sims the way you do You do nowt And all the roads we've had to walk our winding And all the ****ty schedule lies are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you But I'd get infracted Because maybe You're just a **** whose lazy And after all You have done **** all
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27-04-2011, 08:57 AM
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27-04-2011, 09:22 AM
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Track #4 - When You Sim Nothing At All
It's amazing how you Can keep this pretense up Without saying a word About your failed cup Try as I may I could never explain How I feel when You don't sim a thing The smile in your pic Getting right on my tits now Getting oh so pissed off 'Bout the sheer lack of info 'Cause everyone here Wants some answers On what went wrong You lose some respect When you sim nothing at all All day long we would think of Our own World Cup teams And how we would compete For the forumers' dreams Try all you may See if you can define How this comp Took too so much damn time We were so into this Wondering how all our teams rate Now we're taking the piss We're just that ****ing bored mate 'Cause everyone here Gave up on this Ages ago You lose some respect When you sim nothing at all
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27-04-2011, 02:36 PM
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A few questions that we need to know
how you could ever hurt us so We need to know what we've done wrong and how long this non-sim will go on Was it that we never paid enough attention? to your disturbing teenage affection? Not only will your answers keep us sane but we'll know never to expect a simmed World Cup again You can tell me to our faces or even on the phone You can write it in OT, either way, we have to know Did we never treat you right? Did we always start the fight? Either way, we're going out of our minds all the answers to our questions we have to find There's no simming Boy, it's been 89 days We feel isolated Don't wanna communicate We'll take a shower, we will scour we will rub To find peace of mind The happy minds we once owned, yeah CW vocabulary runs right through us, see The alphabet runs right from AWTA to WAC Battle comp and tipping threads in ours mind You got our conscience asking questions that we can't find We're not crazy We're sure we ain't done nothing wrong, no We're just waiting 'Cause I heard that this CW World Cup won't last that long Never ever have we ever felt so low When you gonna take us out of this black hole? Never ever have we ever felt so sad The lack of simming means you got us feeling really bad Never ever have we had to find We've discussed it and Cribb really should be find we've never ever had our conscience to fight Even though Cribb's non-activity just don't seem right We'll keep searching Deep within our souls For all the answers Don't wanna play no more We need peace, got to feel at ease Need to be. Free from sims - going insane We heart aches, yeah CW vocabulary runs right through us, see The alphabet runs right from AWTA to WAC Battle comp and tipping threads in ours mind You got our conscience asking questions that we can't find We're not crazy We're sure we ain't done nothing wrong, no We're just waiting 'Cause I heard that this CW World Cup won't last that long Never ever have we ever felt so low When you gonna take us out of this black hole? Never ever have we ever felt so sad The lack of simming means you got us feeling really bad Never ever have we had to find We've discussed it and Cribb really should be find we've never ever had our conscience to fight Even though Cribb's non-activity just don't seem right You can tell us in OT You can tell me on MSN Uh, You can write it in an acronym 'Cause we really need to know You can write it in an acronym You can write it in an acronym
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27-04-2011, 09:19 PM
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28-04-2011, 01:37 AM
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Prince Cribblet (to the tune of Ms. Jackson)
Yeah this one right here goes out to all the 17 year old girls, 16... 15 year old girls? 14, 13 year old girls? Yeah, go like this I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh) This can't be reeeeeeeeeeeal Now you've made the whole damn forum cry I wish I had never hit reply I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh) Are you for real? I have watched the last few months go by Sometimes it's just best to never try Don't need your drama drama, don't like me? You can come from Baulkham Hills to my neighborhood and see if you can fight me Or I'll come over, start something and take you right out That's my house now, I'll disconnect the Foxtel and break a fight out And let you know your "girlfriend" is a baby, and not a lady Crying here, moaning there, time to man up, you lame wreck I love your Mum, we had a fling, but see I ain't the one who conceived you We had this one time thing but I wasn't going to get her pregnant too See I'm here to wreck your life, so your Mum and I were binded For your birthday, we watched the IPL and you weren't invited Despite it, crying about your relationship is all you ever do All you, do is post about how you're down and feeling blue, yeah I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh) Wanted to feeeeeeeeeel What it's like to make your child cry How the past few years have flown by I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh) Your sex appeal Is enough to make a grown man cry One day you and I will re-unite Me and your mother... had this thing goin on But now it's over It was so right but wrong Hope that these young girls... aren't your thing forever You might have a pretty big **** but you can't have them whenever Age ten or age nine? Maybe in some countries, fine But when they're the same age as my daughter, thanks, but I'll decline Where's your head been - the puppy love thing, now a sim without a Cribb that hasn't gone unseen How long will we be waiting, you might think you're clever Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever? It's been like forever, so I'm writing this song In the hope that by day's end, it won't be too long Prince Cribblet my intentions are good, I wish I could become a magician to abracadabra the fixtures and ladder It's not just me, there could be, probably 50 odd members checking this sub-forum to see Can, you get this thing finally happening? Man, even just a Season One for me Ban - is what you'll get for playin the fool And yes I will be present to post the  smiley and some others I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh) Time to get reeeeeeeeeeeal There's a forum that you have deprived None of these "we're underway now" lies So come on Prince Cribblet (ooh) Give me your seal of awesomeness, that you will provide A World Cup sim even Scaly likes Uh, uh, yeah Is this the way that you treat me? Looks like it from what I can see I'm your only friend here bro So you better lift your game C You gotta battle, no more rattles, and ask a girl your age out And hopefully there will be no more of this pouring your little heart out That's what I'm talking about, it would be heavenly, man I envy, achieving, such a sweet thing, and B to the E gone your whinging So it's time to get your game on, you and your massive man schlong Let bygones be bygones, and you can go on and get the hell on with this whole drama It's okay King Crabbles (ooh) That was my spiel That's all that I have to sing tonight I will let you have your peace and quiet I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh) Was this too real? Don't you read this and then start to cry Take a man pill and keep your eyes dry But really Prince Cribbles (ooh) If you're for reeeeeeeeeeeeal And you need to find some help tonight Maybe call the Beyond Blue Helpline I'm sorry Prince Cribbstar (ooh) Time for my meal Out with my girl for dinner tonight Unlike you I have a real man's life
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Best thread.
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28-04-2011, 04:14 AM
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28-04-2011, 04:21 AM
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Track 6
Sorry, I've got nothing to tell you. It'll be here soon. I don't make promises, but if I did, I'd be promising an exceptional parody of the latest dance floor foot tappers for you, but I can't promise anything. This may delay the release of the full album.
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