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    Icon14 Official Cricket Web Forumer World Cup Album

    Track #1 - With or Without EWS (To the tune of With or Without You)



    You post a schedule full of lies.
    See the damage - Spark has cried.
    We wait for you.
    You're a ****, it's so very late
    For far too long you've made us wait.
    And we wait... for Prince EWS

    With or without EWS
    With or without EWS.

    This is crazy, it's such poor form.
    You've given **** all, it cuts my core,
    And we're wait-ing for you.

    With or without EWS
    With or without EWS oh ohhhh.
    We can't sim with or without EWS.
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    Track # 2 - You've done **** all to the tune of Wonderwall

    Today is gonna be the day
    That we're gonna throw some hands at you
    By now you should have somehow
    Realised what you've gotta do

    I don't believe that anybody
    Sims the way you do
    You do nowt

    And all the roads we've had to walk our winding
    And all the ****ty schedule lies are blinding
    There are many things that I would like to say to you
    But I'd get infracted

    Because maybe
    You're just a **** whose lazy
    And after all
    You have done **** all
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    Track #4 - When You Sim Nothing At All

    It's amazing how you
    Can keep this pretense up
    Without saying a word
    About your failed cup

    Try as I may
    I could never explain
    How I feel when
    You don't sim a thing

    The smile in your pic
    Getting right on my tits now
    Getting oh so pissed off
    'Bout the sheer lack of info
    'Cause everyone here
    Wants some answers
    On what went wrong

    You lose some respect
    When you sim nothing at all

    All day long we would think of
    Our own World Cup teams
    And how we would compete
    For the forumers' dreams

    Try all you may
    See if you can define
    How this comp
    Took too so much damn time

    We were so into this
    Wondering how all our teams rate
    Now we're taking the piss
    We're just that ****ing bored mate
    'Cause everyone here
    Gave up on this
    Ages ago

    You lose some respect
    When you sim nothing at all
    Last edited by Howe_zat; 27-04-2011 at 09:24 AM.
    And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence.


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    I don't have the full lyrics yet but my sources are telling me the CD has a bonus track which only plays on the morning of April 1st, called 'Here Comes The Sim'

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    A few questions that we need to know
    how you could ever hurt us so
    We need to know what we've done wrong
    and how long this non-sim will go on
    Was it that we never paid enough attention?
    to your disturbing teenage affection?
    Not only will your answers keep us sane
    but we'll know never to expect a simmed World Cup again
    You can tell me to our faces or even on the phone
    You can write it in OT, either way, we have to know
    Did we never treat you right?
    Did we always start the fight?
    Either way, we're going out of our minds
    all the answers to our questions
    we have to find

    There's no simming
    Boy, it's been 89 days
    We feel isolated
    Don't wanna communicate

    We'll take a shower, we will scour
    we will rub
    To find peace of mind
    The happy minds we once owned, yeah

    CW vocabulary runs right through us, see
    The alphabet runs right from AWTA to WAC
    Battle comp and tipping threads in ours mind
    You got our conscience asking questions that we can't find

    We're not crazy
    We're sure we ain't done nothing wrong, no
    We're just waiting
    'Cause I heard that this CW World Cup
    won't last that long

    Never ever have we ever felt so low
    When you gonna take us out of this black hole?
    Never ever have we ever felt so sad
    The lack of simming means you got us feeling really bad

    Never ever have we had to find
    We've discussed it and Cribb really should be find
    we've never ever had our conscience to fight
    Even though Cribb's non-activity just don't seem right

    We'll keep searching
    Deep within our souls
    For all the answers
    Don't wanna play no more

    We need peace, got to feel at ease
    Need to be.
    Free from sims - going insane
    We heart aches, yeah

    CW vocabulary runs right through us, see
    The alphabet runs right from AWTA to WAC
    Battle comp and tipping threads in ours mind
    You got our conscience asking questions that we can't find

    We're not crazy
    We're sure we ain't done nothing wrong, no
    We're just waiting
    'Cause I heard that this CW World Cup
    won't last that long

    Never ever have we ever felt so low
    When you gonna take us out of this black hole?
    Never ever have we ever felt so sad
    The lack of simming means you got us feeling really bad

    Never ever have we had to find
    We've discussed it and Cribb really should be find
    we've never ever had our conscience to fight
    Even though Cribb's non-activity just don't seem right

    You can tell us in OT
    You can tell me on MSN
    Uh, You can write it in an acronym
    'Cause we really need to know

    You can write it in an acronym
    You can write it in an acronym

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    Best bit was AWTA to WAC

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    So, so good.
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    Prince Cribblet (to the tune of Ms. Jackson)

    Yeah this one right here goes out to all the 17 year old girls, 16...
    15 year old girls? 14, 13 year old girls?
    Yeah, go like this

    I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
    This can't be reeeeeeeeeeeal
    Now you've made the whole damn forum cry
    I wish I had never hit reply

    I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
    Are you for real?
    I have watched the last few months go by
    Sometimes it's just best to never try

    Don't need your drama drama, don't like me?
    You can come from Baulkham Hills to my neighborhood and see if you can fight me
    Or I'll come over, start something and take you right out
    That's my house now, I'll disconnect the Foxtel and break a fight out
    And let you know your "girlfriend" is a baby, and not a lady
    Crying here, moaning there, time to man up, you lame wreck
    I love your Mum, we had a fling, but see I ain't the one who conceived you
    We had this one time thing but I wasn't going to get her pregnant too
    See I'm here to wreck your life, so your Mum and I were binded
    For your birthday, we watched the IPL and you weren't invited
    Despite it, crying about your relationship is all you ever do
    All you, do is post about how you're down and feeling blue, yeah

    I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh)
    Wanted to feeeeeeeeeel
    What it's like to make your child cry
    How the past few years have flown by

    I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh)
    Your sex appeal
    Is enough to make a grown man cry
    One day you and I will re-unite

    Me and your mother... had this thing goin on
    But now it's over
    It was so right but wrong
    Hope that these young girls... aren't your thing forever
    You might have a pretty big **** but you can't have them whenever

    Age ten or age nine? Maybe in some countries, fine
    But when they're the same age as my daughter, thanks, but I'll decline
    Where's your head been - the puppy love thing, now a sim without a Cribb that hasn't gone unseen
    How long will we be waiting, you might think you're clever
    Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
    It's been like forever, so I'm writing this song
    In the hope that by day's end, it won't be too long
    Prince Cribblet my intentions are good, I wish I could
    become a magician to abracadabra the fixtures and ladder
    It's not just me, there could be, probably
    50 odd members checking this sub-forum to see
    Can, you get this thing finally happening?
    Man, even just a Season One for me
    Ban - is what you'll get for playin the fool
    And yes I will be present to post the smiley
    and some others

    I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
    Time to get reeeeeeeeeeeal
    There's a forum that you have deprived
    None of these "we're underway now" lies

    So come on Prince Cribblet (ooh)
    Give me your seal
    of awesomeness, that you will provide
    A World Cup sim even Scaly likes

    Uh, uh, yeah
    Is this the way that you treat me?
    Looks like it from what I can see
    I'm your only friend here bro
    So you better lift your game C
    You gotta battle, no more rattles, and ask a girl your age out
    And hopefully there will be no more of this pouring your little heart out
    That's what I'm talking about, it would be heavenly, man I envy, achieving, such a sweet thing, and B to the E gone your whinging
    So it's time to get your game on, you and your massive man schlong
    Let bygones be bygones, and you can go on and get the hell on
    with this whole drama

    It's okay King Crabbles (ooh)
    That was my spiel
    That's all that I have to sing tonight
    I will let you have your peace and quiet

    I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
    Was this too real?
    Don't you read this and then start to cry
    Take a man pill and keep your eyes dry

    But really Prince Cribbles (ooh)
    If you're for reeeeeeeeeeeeal
    And you need to find some help tonight
    Maybe call the Beyond Blue Helpline

    I'm sorry Prince Cribbstar (ooh)
    Time for my meal
    Out with my girl for dinner tonight
    Unlike you I have a real man's life
    Last edited by Nate; 28-04-2011 at 01:41 AM.
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    Haha, so good.

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    Best thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Track #4 - When You Sim Nothing At All

    It's amazing how you
    Can keep this pretense up
    Without saying a word
    About your failed cup

    Try as I may
    I could never explain
    How I feel when
    You don't sim a thing

    The smile in your pic
    Getting right on my tits now
    Getting oh so pissed off
    'Bout the sheer lack of info
    'Cause everyone here
    Wants some answers
    On what went wrong

    You lose some respect
    When you sim nothing at all

    All day long we would think of
    Our own World Cup teams
    And how we would compete
    For the forumers' dreams

    Try all you may
    See if you can define
    How this comp
    Took too so much damn time

    We were so into this
    Wondering how all our teams rate
    Now we're taking the piss
    We're just that ****ing bored mate
    'Cause everyone here
    Gave up on this
    Ages ago

    You lose some respect
    When you sim nothing at all
    rated this one
    ~ Cribbage

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    Sanga has done well but Murali has done better. In my opinion, Murali is simply the best off spinner in history of cricket and I can't make that kind of statement for Sanga.
    Sanga isn't the best off spinner in the history of cricket? News to me.

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    Track 6

    Sorry, I've got nothing to tell you. It'll be here soon. I don't make promises, but if I did, I'd be promising an exceptional parody of the latest dance floor foot tappers for you, but I can't promise anything. This may delay the release of the full album.
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    We need to create a CW band to cover these songs, they're great

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    Haha, brilliant thread - quality all round.

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