Official Cricket Web Forumer World Cup Album
 

Track #1 - With or Without EWS (To the tune of With or Without You)

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You post a schedule full of lies.
See the damage - Spark has cried.
We wait for you.
You're a ****, it's so very late
For far too long you've made us wait.
And we wait... for Prince EWS

With or without EWS
With or without EWS.

This is crazy, it's such poor form.
You've given **** all, it cuts my core,
And we're wait-ing for you.

With or without EWS
With or without EWS oh ohhhh.
We can't sim with or without EWS.

Track # 2 - You've done **** all to the tune of Wonderwall

Today is gonna be the day
That we're gonna throw some hands at you
By now you should have somehow
Realised what you've gotta do

I don't believe that anybody
Sims the way you do
You do nowt

And all the roads we've had to walk our winding
And all the ****ty schedule lies are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I'd get infracted

Because maybe
You're just a **** whose lazy
And after all
You have done **** all

Track 3

YouTube - She's gone ????? ???

Track #4 - When You Sim Nothing At All

It's amazing how you
Can keep this pretense up
Without saying a word
About your failed cup

Try as I may
I could never explain
How I feel when
You don't sim a thing

The smile in your pic
Getting right on my tits now
Getting oh so pissed off
'Bout the sheer lack of info
'Cause everyone here
Wants some answers
On what went wrong

You lose some respect
When you sim nothing at all

All day long we would think of
Our own World Cup teams
And how we would compete
For the forumers' dreams

Try all you may
See if you can define
How this comp
Took too so much damn time

We were so into this
Wondering how all our teams rate
Now we're taking the piss
We're just that ****ing bored mate
'Cause everyone here
Gave up on this
Ages ago

You lose some respect
When you sim nothing at all

I don't have the full lyrics yet but my sources are telling me the CD has a bonus track which only plays on the morning of April 1st, called 'Here Comes The Sim'

A few questions that we need to know
how you could ever hurt us so
We need to know what we've done wrong
and how long this non-sim will go on
Was it that we never paid enough attention?
to your disturbing teenage affection?
Not only will your answers keep us sane
but we'll know never to expect a simmed World Cup again
You can tell me to our faces or even on the phone
You can write it in OT, either way, we have to know
Did we never treat you right?
Did we always start the fight?
Either way, we're going out of our minds
all the answers to our questions
we have to find

There's no simming
Boy, it's been 89 days
We feel isolated
Don't wanna communicate

We'll take a shower, we will scour
we will rub
To find peace of mind
The happy minds we once owned, yeah

CW vocabulary runs right through us, see
The alphabet runs right from AWTA to WAC
Battle comp and tipping threads in ours mind
You got our conscience asking questions that we can't find

We're not crazy
We're sure we ain't done nothing wrong, no
We're just waiting
'Cause I heard that this CW World Cup
won't last that long

Never ever have we ever felt so low
When you gonna take us out of this black hole?
Never ever have we ever felt so sad
The lack of simming means you got us feeling really bad

Never ever have we had to find
We've discussed it and Cribb really should be find
we've never ever had our conscience to fight
Even though Cribb's non-activity just don't seem right

We'll keep searching
Deep within our souls
For all the answers
Don't wanna play no more

We need peace, got to feel at ease
Need to be.
Free from sims - going insane
We heart aches, yeah

CW vocabulary runs right through us, see
The alphabet runs right from AWTA to WAC
Battle comp and tipping threads in ours mind
You got our conscience asking questions that we can't find

We're not crazy
We're sure we ain't done nothing wrong, no
We're just waiting
'Cause I heard that this CW World Cup
won't last that long

Never ever have we ever felt so low
When you gonna take us out of this black hole?
Never ever have we ever felt so sad
The lack of simming means you got us feeling really bad

Never ever have we had to find
We've discussed it and Cribb really should be find
we've never ever had our conscience to fight
Even though Cribb's non-activity just don't seem right

You can tell us in OT
You can tell me on MSN
Uh, You can write it in an acronym
'Cause we really need to know

You can write it in an acronym
You can write it in an acronym

:laugh:

Best bit was AWTA to WAC

:lol:

So, so good.

Prince Cribblet (to the tune of Ms. Jackson)

Yeah this one right here goes out to all the 17 year old girls, 16...
15 year old girls? 14, 13 year old girls?
Yeah, go like this

I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
This can't be reeeeeeeeeeeal
Now you've made the whole damn forum cry
I wish I had never hit reply

I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Are you for real?
I have watched the last few months go by
Sometimes it's just best to never try

Don't need your drama drama, don't like me?
You can come from Baulkham Hills to my neighborhood and see if you can fight me
Or I'll come over, start something and take you right out
That's my house now, I'll disconnect the Foxtel and break a fight out
And let you know your "girlfriend" is a baby, and not a lady
Crying here, moaning there, time to man up, you lame wreck
I love your Mum, we had a fling, but see I ain't the one who conceived you
We had this one time thing but I wasn't going to get her pregnant too
See I'm here to wreck your life, so your Mum and I were binded
For your birthday, we watched the IPL and you weren't invited
Despite it, crying about your relationship is all you ever do
All you, do is post about how you're down and feeling blue, yeah

I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh)
Wanted to feeeeeeeeeel
What it's like to make your child cry
How the past few years have flown by

I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh)
Your sex appeal
Is enough to make a grown man cry
One day you and I will re-unite

Me and your mother... had this thing goin on
But now it's over
It was so right but wrong
Hope that these young girls... aren't your thing forever
You might have a pretty big **** but you can't have them whenever

Age ten or age nine? Maybe in some countries, fine
But when they're the same age as my daughter, thanks, but I'll decline
Where's your head been - the puppy love thing, now a sim without a Cribb that hasn't gone unseen
How long will we be waiting, you might think you're clever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
It's been like forever, so I'm writing this song
In the hope that by day's end, it won't be too long
Prince Cribblet my intentions are good, I wish I could
become a magician to abracadabra the fixtures and ladder
It's not just me, there could be, probably
50 odd members checking this sub-forum to see
Can, you get this thing finally happening?
Man, even just a Season One for me
Ban - is what you'll get for playin the fool
And yes I will be present to post the :cool: smiley
and some others

I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Time to get reeeeeeeeeeeal
There's a forum that you have deprived
None of these "we're underway now" lies

So come on Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Give me your seal
of awesomeness, that you will provide
A World Cup sim even Scaly likes

Uh, uh, yeah
Is this the way that you treat me?
Looks like it from what I can see
I'm your only friend here bro
So you better lift your game C
You gotta battle, no more rattles, and ask a girl your age out
And hopefully there will be no more of this pouring your little heart out
That's what I'm talking about, it would be heavenly, man I envy, achieving, such a sweet thing, and B to the E gone your whinging
So it's time to get your game on, you and your massive man schlong
Let bygones be bygones, and you can go on and get the hell on
with this whole drama

It's okay King Crabbles (ooh)
That was my spiel
That's all that I have to sing tonight
I will let you have your peace and quiet

I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Was this too real?
Don't you read this and then start to cry
Take a man pill and keep your eyes dry

But really Prince Cribbles (ooh)
If you're for reeeeeeeeeeeeal
And you need to find some help tonight
Maybe call the Beyond Blue Helpline

I'm sorry Prince Cribbstar (ooh)
Time for my meal
Out with my girl for dinner tonight
Unlike you I have a real man's life

Haha, so good.

:lol:

Best thread.

:laugh: rated this one

Track 6

Sorry, I've got nothing to tell you. It'll be here soon. I don't make promises, but if I did, I'd be promising an exceptional parody of the latest dance floor foot tappers for you, but I can't promise anything. This may delay the release of the full album.

We need to create a CW band to cover these songs, they're great

Haha, brilliant thread - quality all round. ;)