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Phlegm's Half Arsed NZ Story Volume II
- Thread starter Flem274*
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Flem274*
123/5
New Zealand in South Africa 2010
Lions vs New Zealand
Lions 267
S Cook 74
Vaughan van Jaarsveld 55
F Steyn 50
James Franklin 5/45
Ian Cook 3/71
New Zealand 278
Chris Jowell 78
Lou Vincent 76
David Terbrugge 3/66
G de Bruin 3/99
Lions 196
M Harris 47
S Cook 29
James Franklin 7/70
Will Darkes 2/15
New Zealand 79/1
Lou Vincent 44*
Charl Langeveldt 1/8
Match Drawn
South Africa vs New Zealand: 1st Test Match
Jamie How got injured in the warm up so Vincent comes in to open.
South Africa 317
Justin Davis 102
Diaan van Wyk 61
James Franklin 4/89
Gareth Shaw 3/99
****ing ****s. Had them reeling at 150ish for five and Diaan van Wyk and the n00b Davis did that. To give a perspective of how much I hate Diaan van Wyk, I cheered when he retired in my old game. No more **** to rescue South Africa over and over.
New Zealand 383
Jesse Ryder 119
Jacob Oram 114
Ugasen Govender 4/91
Quinton Friend 3/90
Oooh **** was that lucky. 32/4 at one point, then those two tonned up. Fulton got out first ball of the innings too. The tail hung around as well and I finished up with a decent score.
South Africa 425
Graeme Smith 119
Jacques Kallis 73
Jean-Paul Duminy 61
Gareth Shaw 4/110
Bruce Martin 3/73
GAGFC
New Zealand 335/2
Lou Vincent 152*
Peter Fulton 72
Peter Howell 66*
Dale Steyn 1/71
Ugasen Govender 1/76
So close. Needed another hour and I was in. Awesome stuff from Lou.
Match Drawn
South Africa vs New Zealand: 2nd Test Match
Leggie Ian Cook brought in for Gillespie on a pitch that would take a bit of turn.
New Zealand 443/7 dec
Lou Vincent 122
Mathew Sinclair 86
Dale Steyn 3/73
Ugasen Govender 2/103
Lost an entire day to rain, but compiled that pretty quickly. A day and a bit.
South Africa 460/8 dec
Jacques Kallis 90
Diaan van Wyk 85
Graeme Smith 54
AB de Villiers 53
Bruce Martin 6/138
Ian Cook 2/139
That hurt. Bruce Martin the only guy who looked like getting a wicket.
New Zealand 365/5
Peter Fulton 148
Lou Vincent 101
Peter Howell 61*
Quinton Friend 3/98
Ugasen Govender 1/66
Didn't have enough time to set them something in the end, so just batted and batted and batted. Vincent got three hundreds in a row!
Match Drawn
Sri Lanka tour NZ next. Hopefully I don't get raped by the spinner army. South Africa drop by after that.
Lions vs New Zealand
Lions 267
S Cook 74
Vaughan van Jaarsveld 55
F Steyn 50
James Franklin 5/45
Ian Cook 3/71
New Zealand 278
Chris Jowell 78
Lou Vincent 76
David Terbrugge 3/66
G de Bruin 3/99
Lions 196
M Harris 47
S Cook 29
James Franklin 7/70
Will Darkes 2/15
New Zealand 79/1
Lou Vincent 44*
Charl Langeveldt 1/8
Match Drawn
South Africa vs New Zealand: 1st Test Match
Jamie How got injured in the warm up so Vincent comes in to open.
South Africa 317
Justin Davis 102
Diaan van Wyk 61
James Franklin 4/89
Gareth Shaw 3/99
****ing ****s. Had them reeling at 150ish for five and Diaan van Wyk and the n00b Davis did that. To give a perspective of how much I hate Diaan van Wyk, I cheered when he retired in my old game. No more **** to rescue South Africa over and over.
New Zealand 383
Jesse Ryder 119
Jacob Oram 114
Ugasen Govender 4/91
Quinton Friend 3/90
Oooh **** was that lucky. 32/4 at one point, then those two tonned up. Fulton got out first ball of the innings too. The tail hung around as well and I finished up with a decent score.
South Africa 425
Graeme Smith 119
Jacques Kallis 73
Jean-Paul Duminy 61
Gareth Shaw 4/110
Bruce Martin 3/73
GAGFC
New Zealand 335/2
Lou Vincent 152*
Peter Fulton 72
Peter Howell 66*
Dale Steyn 1/71
Ugasen Govender 1/76
So close. Needed another hour and I was in. Awesome stuff from Lou.Match Drawn
South Africa vs New Zealand: 2nd Test Match
Leggie Ian Cook brought in for Gillespie on a pitch that would take a bit of turn.
New Zealand 443/7 dec
Lou Vincent 122
Mathew Sinclair 86
Dale Steyn 3/73
Ugasen Govender 2/103
Lost an entire day to rain, but compiled that pretty quickly. A day and a bit.
South Africa 460/8 dec
Jacques Kallis 90
Diaan van Wyk 85
Graeme Smith 54
AB de Villiers 53
Bruce Martin 6/138
Ian Cook 2/139
That hurt. Bruce Martin the only guy who looked like getting a wicket.
New Zealand 365/5
Peter Fulton 148
Lou Vincent 101
Peter Howell 61*
Quinton Friend 3/98
Ugasen Govender 1/66
Didn't have enough time to set them something in the end, so just batted and batted and batted. Vincent got three hundreds in a row!
Match Drawn
Sri Lanka tour NZ next. Hopefully I don't get raped by the spinner army. South Africa drop by after that.
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Flem274*
123/5
This is turning out to be too true.
The tail will add 200 runs to my score imo. Get me to 320.
Flem274*
123/5
I've been lazy. Here's the rest of the season. More to follow.
Sri Lanka in New Zealand 2010
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka: 1st Test Match
New Zealand 158
Jesse Ryder 53
Hasantha Fernando 3/29
Mohamed Suraj 3/60
Sri Lanka 507/9 dec.
Kumar Sangakkara 234*
Thilan Samaraweera 92
Mahela Jayawardene 61
Chamara Silva 57
New Zealand 236
Jesse Ryder 53
Lou Vincent 51
Baraji Amarasinghe 4/66
Liyana Gunaratne 3/42
Sri Lanka win by an innings and 113 runs
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka: 2nd Test Match
New Zealand 183
Jacob Oram 74
Lou Vincent 34
Surappulige Malinga 5/29
Mohamed Suraj 3/54
Sri Lanka 374
Kumar Sangakkara 137
Chamara Kapugedera 133
Mark Gillespie 4/67
Jacob Oram 2/40
New Zealand 220
Lou Vincent 44
Peter Howell 43
Surappulige Malinga 5/69
Dammika Prasad 2/44
Sri Lanka 30/0
Chamara Kapugedera 17*
Kumar Sangakkara 12*
Sri Lanka win by 10 wickets
Sri Lanka win the series 2-0
South Africa in New Zealand 2011
New Zealand v South Africa: 1st Test Match
New Zealand 497/8 dec.
Peter Howell 144
Jesse Ryder 116
Bruce Martin 50*
Quinton Friend 5/69
Jacques Kallis 1/68
South Africa 364
Jacques Kallis 135
JP Duminy 87
James Franklin 5/87
Jacob Oram 4/65
New Zealand 216/8 dec.
Peter Fulton 103*
Matthew Sinclair 41
Ugasen Govender 3/31
Jacques Kallis 2/23
South Africa 351/7
JP Duminy 90
AB de Villiers 81
James Franklin 5/115
Jacob Oram 2/32
South Africa win by 3 wickets.
New Zealand v South Africa: 2nd Test Match
South Africa 345
Graeme Smith 151
JP Duminy 69
Gareth Shaw 5/78
Jesse Ryder 2/47
New Zealand 448
Matthew Sinclair 146
Lou Vincent 86
Brendon McCullum 54
Dale Steyn 5/102
Andre Nel 2/84
South Africa 470/7 dec.
JP Duminy 136
Graeme Smith 86
Diaan van Wyk 66
Jacques Rudolph 50*
Gareth Shaw 4/130
Jacob Oram 2/79
New Zealand 273/5
Peter Howell 81
Jacob Oram 67*
Peter Fulton 51
Ugasen Govender 2/49
Jacques Kallis 1/34
Match Drawn
Sri Lanka in New Zealand 2010
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka: 1st Test Match
New Zealand 158
Jesse Ryder 53
Hasantha Fernando 3/29
Mohamed Suraj 3/60
Sri Lanka 507/9 dec.
Kumar Sangakkara 234*
Thilan Samaraweera 92
Mahela Jayawardene 61
Chamara Silva 57
New Zealand 236
Jesse Ryder 53
Lou Vincent 51
Baraji Amarasinghe 4/66
Liyana Gunaratne 3/42
Sri Lanka win by an innings and 113 runs
New Zealand vs Sri Lanka: 2nd Test Match
New Zealand 183
Jacob Oram 74
Lou Vincent 34
Surappulige Malinga 5/29
Mohamed Suraj 3/54
Sri Lanka 374
Kumar Sangakkara 137
Chamara Kapugedera 133
Mark Gillespie 4/67
Jacob Oram 2/40
New Zealand 220
Lou Vincent 44
Peter Howell 43
Surappulige Malinga 5/69
Dammika Prasad 2/44
Sri Lanka 30/0
Chamara Kapugedera 17*
Kumar Sangakkara 12*
Sri Lanka win by 10 wickets
Sri Lanka win the series 2-0
South Africa in New Zealand 2011
New Zealand v South Africa: 1st Test Match
New Zealand 497/8 dec.
Peter Howell 144
Jesse Ryder 116
Bruce Martin 50*
Quinton Friend 5/69
Jacques Kallis 1/68
South Africa 364
Jacques Kallis 135
JP Duminy 87
James Franklin 5/87
Jacob Oram 4/65
New Zealand 216/8 dec.
Peter Fulton 103*
Matthew Sinclair 41
Ugasen Govender 3/31
Jacques Kallis 2/23
South Africa 351/7
JP Duminy 90
AB de Villiers 81
James Franklin 5/115
Jacob Oram 2/32
South Africa win by 3 wickets.
New Zealand v South Africa: 2nd Test Match
South Africa 345
Graeme Smith 151
JP Duminy 69
Gareth Shaw 5/78
Jesse Ryder 2/47
New Zealand 448
Matthew Sinclair 146
Lou Vincent 86
Brendon McCullum 54
Dale Steyn 5/102
Andre Nel 2/84
South Africa 470/7 dec.
JP Duminy 136
Graeme Smith 86
Diaan van Wyk 66
Jacques Rudolph 50*
Gareth Shaw 4/130
Jacob Oram 2/79
New Zealand 273/5
Peter Howell 81
Jacob Oram 67*
Peter Fulton 51
Ugasen Govender 2/49
Jacques Kallis 1/34
Match Drawn
Flem274*
123/5
2011/2012 Season
New Zealand in Pakistan 2011
New Zealand v Rawalpindi: Tour Match
New Zealand 301/6 dec.
Chris Jowell 100*
Tim Lythe 91
N Ismail 3/79
R Akbar 1/42
Rawalpindi 250
B Naeem 95
M Ibrahim 58
Warren McSkimming 4/40
Will Darkes 3/70
New Zealand 138/4 dec.
Tim Lythe 69
Lou Vincent 41
R Akbar 2/26
N Ismail 1/26
Rawalpindi 146/9
Y Murtaza 46
M Wasim 30
Warren McSkimming 5/54
Ian Cook 2/23
Match Drawn
New Zealand v Pakistan: 1st Test Match
New Zealand 428/8 dec.
James Franklin 163 (395)
Jesse Ryder 81 (rtrd hurt)
Lou Vincent 57
Warren McSkimming 43*
Shahid Afridi 4/140
Mansoor Amjad 3/49
Pakistan 165
Yasir Arafat 31*
Mohammad Ishaq 23
Ian Cook 5/48
Warren McSkimming 2/20
Pakistan 218
Younis Khan 71
Kamran Akmal 39*
James Franklin 5/60
Gareth Shaw 4/75
New Zealand win by an innings and 45 runs
New Zealand v Pakistan: 2nd Test Match
New Zealand 366
Jacob Oram 88
Lou Vincent 69
Brendon McCullum 56
Shahid Afridi 3/95
Yasir Arafat 3/132
Pakistan 506/6 dec.
Younis Khan 182
Hasan Raza 124
Mohammad Ishaq 54*
Imran Farhat 53
Ian Cook 4/127
Jacob Oram 2/113
New Zealand 407/7 dec.
Lou Vincent 122
Tim Lythe 104
Peter Howell 60
Shahid Afridi 4/121
Mansoor Amjad 2/100
Pakistan 164/3
Younis Khan 72*
Imran Farhat 27
Gareth Shaw 2/52
James Franklin 1/33
Match Drawn
New Zealand in Australia 2011
New Zealand v Australia: 1st Test Match at the Gabba.
New Zealand 407/9 dec.
James Franklin 81
Lou Vincent 70
Jacob Oram 68
Barry Stamp 3/90
Shaun Tait 3/137
Australia 397
Michael Hussey 108
Michael Clarke 100
Barry Stamp 47
Shaun Tait 34
Gareth Shaw 4/94
Warren McSkimming 3/65
New Zealand 293/4 dec.
Peter Fulton 77
Matthew Sinclair 72*
Peter Howell 69*
Shaun Tait 2/76
Barry Stamp 1/63
Australia 306/6
Phil Jaques 88
Phil Stamp 70
Matthew Hayden 51*
James Franklin 3/59
Warren McSkimming 1/52
Australia win by 4 wickets
New Zealand v Australia: 2nd Test Match
New Zealand 479/7 dec.
Tim Lythe 151
Brendon McCullum 87
Lou Vincent 57
Peter Fulton 52
Paul Rofe 3/115
Barry Stamp 3/118
Australia 427
Michael Hussey 130
Phil Stamp 94
Matthew Hayden 71
Phil Jaques 68
Gareth Shaw 5/96
James Franklin 3/89
New Zealand 233/6 dec
Peter Fulton 60
Matthew Sinclair 47
Paul Rofe 3/28
Jason Gillespie 2/36
Australia 177
Phil Stamp 37
Luke Ronchi 36
Gareth Shaw 4/56
James Franklin 4/58
New Zealand win by 111 runs
England in New Zealand 2012
New Zealand v England: 1st Test Match at the Basin Reserve
England 269
Alistair Cook 106
Chris Read 48
James Franklin 5/55
Gareth Shaw 3/47
New Zealand 221
Jesse Ryder 135*
Gareth Shaw 25
James Anderson 4/75
Simon Jones 3/34
England 178
Kevin Pietersen 70
Alistair Cook 45
James Franklin 5/49
Trent Thaw 3/52
New Zealand 228/6
Jesse Ryder 66
Matthew Sinclair 53
Simon Jones 3/40
James Anderson 3/72
New Zealand win by 4 wickets
****ing lol. Ryder was the first innings. Fall of wickets below.
1/2, 2/2, 3/8, 4/17, 5/17, 6/42, 7/62, 8/78, 9/133, 10/221
New Zealand v England: 2nd Test Match at Napier
New Zealand 468
Peter Fulton 151
Jesse Ryder 147
Matthew Hoggard 3/77
Monty Panesar 3/113
England 410
Stuart ****burn 99
Ian Bell 74
Terry Walsh 57
Jonathan Dennis 55
James Franklin 5/106
Trent Thaw 4/94
New Zealand 340/6 dec
Peter Fulton 125
Lou Vincent 108
Matthew Hoggard 2/55
James Anderson 2/126
England 288/4
Kevin Pietersen 163*
Jonathan Dennis 59*
James Franklin 2/56
Jesse Ryder 1/28
Match Drawn
New Zealand in Pakistan 2011
New Zealand v Rawalpindi: Tour Match
New Zealand 301/6 dec.
Chris Jowell 100*
Tim Lythe 91
N Ismail 3/79
R Akbar 1/42
Rawalpindi 250
B Naeem 95
M Ibrahim 58
Warren McSkimming 4/40
Will Darkes 3/70
New Zealand 138/4 dec.
Tim Lythe 69
Lou Vincent 41
R Akbar 2/26
N Ismail 1/26
Rawalpindi 146/9
Y Murtaza 46
M Wasim 30
Warren McSkimming 5/54
Ian Cook 2/23
Match Drawn
New Zealand v Pakistan: 1st Test Match
New Zealand 428/8 dec.
James Franklin 163 (395)
Jesse Ryder 81 (rtrd hurt)
Lou Vincent 57
Warren McSkimming 43*
Shahid Afridi 4/140
Mansoor Amjad 3/49
Pakistan 165
Yasir Arafat 31*
Mohammad Ishaq 23
Ian Cook 5/48
Warren McSkimming 2/20
Pakistan 218
Younis Khan 71
Kamran Akmal 39*
James Franklin 5/60
Gareth Shaw 4/75
New Zealand win by an innings and 45 runs
New Zealand v Pakistan: 2nd Test Match
New Zealand 366
Jacob Oram 88
Lou Vincent 69
Brendon McCullum 56
Shahid Afridi 3/95
Yasir Arafat 3/132
Pakistan 506/6 dec.
Younis Khan 182
Hasan Raza 124
Mohammad Ishaq 54*
Imran Farhat 53
Ian Cook 4/127
Jacob Oram 2/113
New Zealand 407/7 dec.
Lou Vincent 122
Tim Lythe 104
Peter Howell 60
Shahid Afridi 4/121
Mansoor Amjad 2/100
Pakistan 164/3
Younis Khan 72*
Imran Farhat 27
Gareth Shaw 2/52
James Franklin 1/33
Match Drawn
New Zealand in Australia 2011
New Zealand v Australia: 1st Test Match at the Gabba.
New Zealand 407/9 dec.
James Franklin 81
Lou Vincent 70
Jacob Oram 68
Barry Stamp 3/90
Shaun Tait 3/137
Australia 397
Michael Hussey 108
Michael Clarke 100
Barry Stamp 47
Shaun Tait 34
Gareth Shaw 4/94
Warren McSkimming 3/65
New Zealand 293/4 dec.
Peter Fulton 77
Matthew Sinclair 72*
Peter Howell 69*
Shaun Tait 2/76
Barry Stamp 1/63
Australia 306/6
Phil Jaques 88
Phil Stamp 70
Matthew Hayden 51*
James Franklin 3/59
Warren McSkimming 1/52
Australia win by 4 wickets
New Zealand v Australia: 2nd Test Match
New Zealand 479/7 dec.
Tim Lythe 151
Brendon McCullum 87
Lou Vincent 57
Peter Fulton 52
Paul Rofe 3/115
Barry Stamp 3/118
Australia 427
Michael Hussey 130
Phil Stamp 94
Matthew Hayden 71
Phil Jaques 68
Gareth Shaw 5/96
James Franklin 3/89
New Zealand 233/6 dec
Peter Fulton 60
Matthew Sinclair 47
Paul Rofe 3/28
Jason Gillespie 2/36
Australia 177
Phil Stamp 37
Luke Ronchi 36
Gareth Shaw 4/56
James Franklin 4/58
New Zealand win by 111 runs
England in New Zealand 2012
New Zealand v England: 1st Test Match at the Basin Reserve
England 269
Alistair Cook 106
Chris Read 48
James Franklin 5/55
Gareth Shaw 3/47
New Zealand 221
Jesse Ryder 135*
Gareth Shaw 25
James Anderson 4/75
Simon Jones 3/34
England 178
Kevin Pietersen 70
Alistair Cook 45
James Franklin 5/49
Trent Thaw 3/52
New Zealand 228/6
Jesse Ryder 66
Matthew Sinclair 53
Simon Jones 3/40
James Anderson 3/72
New Zealand win by 4 wickets
****ing lol. Ryder was the first innings. Fall of wickets below.
1/2, 2/2, 3/8, 4/17, 5/17, 6/42, 7/62, 8/78, 9/133, 10/221
New Zealand v England: 2nd Test Match at Napier
New Zealand 468
Peter Fulton 151
Jesse Ryder 147
Matthew Hoggard 3/77
Monty Panesar 3/113
England 410
Stuart ****burn 99
Ian Bell 74
Terry Walsh 57
Jonathan Dennis 55
James Franklin 5/106
Trent Thaw 4/94
New Zealand 340/6 dec
Peter Fulton 125
Lou Vincent 108
Matthew Hoggard 2/55
James Anderson 2/126
England 288/4
Kevin Pietersen 163*
Jonathan Dennis 59*
James Franklin 2/56
Jesse Ryder 1/28
Match Drawn