Earth v Rest Of The Universe at Twenty20

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

why wouldnt they want to bowl to Wacko....am I missing something here

I was about to ask the same question. It makes no sense whatsoever. Mefinks that if one is intent on insulting Jacko, they should come up with a decent one first.

 

[The Baconator]

1-Osama - good at running
2-Saddam - good at finding the 'gaps' and digs in defence. complements osama
3-Michael Jackson - No one would ever want to bowl to him
4- Bill Clinton - He can whip it out and score when needed.
5- Hittler(c) - good leadership skills ideal captain
6- Pamela Anderson - pinch hitter and great hooker
7 George Bush - likes to attack for no reason. great strike bowler
8-John Howard/Tony Blair - likes standing behind bush
9- Michael "Air" Jordan (diving for catches great gully feildsmen)
10-**** Cheney - good at changing directions/excellent spinner
11-Britany Spears- good in swingers

who would be keeper?

 

[age_master]

gotta be hittler

 

[Waughney]

Pfff, gotta be Osama.

 

[Swervy]

I was about to ask the same question. It makes no sense whatsoever. Mefinks that if one is intent on insulting Jacko, they should come up with a decent one first.

Dont mean to be off the wall here, but throughout history,he has been a bad batsman,but sometimes dangerous especially when the game is turning out to be a thriller.

I heard he once umpired a game,and a batsman walked when he shouldnt have done,and Jacko whistled to to the batsman and pointed to the crease and said 'I want you back'..good umpiring that.

I once saw him bowl at a famous South African born English batsman who was captain of Hants until a year or so back...jacko bowled him a bouncer which almost knocked 'Judge' off his feet,shook him up a bit though, he was waying around for a while....poor Rockin' Robin (Smith)

 

[marc71178]

Given Pollock's slog over struggles in recent months, why would he make a Twenty20 team?

It needs some bowlers in there.

 

[sledger]

we will have to find two neutral umpires one atleast??

i think ronald mcdonald and mr blobby could fill in these positions nicely.

 

[Richard]

Dont mean to be off the wall here, but throughout history,he has been a bad batsman,but sometimes dangerous especially when the game is turning out to be a thriller.

I heard he once umpired a game,and a batsman walked when he shouldnt have done,and Jacko whistled to to the batsman and pointed to the crease and said 'I want you back'..good umpiring that.

I once saw him bowl at a famous South African born English batsman who was captain of Hants until a year or so back...jacko bowled him a bouncer which almost knocked 'Judge' off his feet,shook him up a bit though, he was waying around for a while....poor Rockin' Robin (Smith)

Very good, that.

 

[Richard]

to be honest I find it funny...and I think I have come to expect it from you

Yes, and so you should have done.
If you find it funny, meanwhile... well, each to his own.

 

[krishneelz]

who would be keeper?

This is a hard question to address but the simple answer is that hittler looks funny behind the stumps

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

It needs some bowlers in there.

Yes, so pick one who can bowl at the death, because the whole innings is basically 'the death'.

 

[Richard]

Chris Gayle

 

[Barney Rubble]

Good call Richard, forgot about him. Not a bad batsman either! Although in this team he may only be good for useful late order runs, there's that many batsmen......

Strange to see an opening batsman getting into the team on his bowling ability!

 

[Richard]

IMO Gayle is almost as good with the ball in ODIs as he is with the bat.