I play cricket for my school at 3rd XI level, due to my extreme crapness, and believe our team may be one of the worst out there.
Last season we played 8, lost 6, won 1 by 9 runs, 1 abandoned.
Season before we played 6, lost 6.
Season before we played 9, lost 8, 1 abandoned.
Not a great record, is it? I am one of only three members of our side ever to score a half-century, no-one has ever taken 5-for. Our best bowler, who once scored 51 and took 7-20 in the same game, quit the game last year. No-one ever wants to open the batting, so I get lumbered with the job. Our captain sets Test match fields for 35 over matches, and half the team don't turn up for practices.
Are we the most unprofessional and generally awful team around?