
Originally Posted by
Richard
I never said a ball that doesn't take a wicket isn't a wicket-taking ball. I said it's a good ball, but only becomes wicket-taking when it takes a wicket.
I'll try to explain it one more time: -
Away-swinger, play-and-miss - good ball, well bowled - but try again, eh, that didn't do the batsman any harm.
Away-swinger, outside-edge nicked, ball goes to wicketkeeper - well bowled, you got the batsman out with a good ball. That was a wicket-taking ball, it took a wicket. Bad lack, bat, you couldn't have done much about that.
Wide Long-Hop, smashed to cover-fence - oh, bad luck mate - try again, you'll get him next time - everyone goes for four sometimes.
Wide Long-Hop, smashed right out of the middle of the bat, but straight to cover who takes the catch - you jammy b***ard, that wasn't a wicket-taking ball, you didn't deserve that - but it helps the team and the batsman's punished for a crap shot, so let's try to pretend you deserved credit for it.
Wide Long-Hop, right out of the middle of the bat, but straight to cover who drops the ball - you jammy b***ard bat - by all rights you're out, that was a crap shot and but for that fielder's ineptitude you would be back in the pavilion. And you, bowler - don't you dare look so disappointed, you wouldn't have deserved a wicket with that pie.